So I've been reading about labiaplasty and other procedures that women choose to have done for purely cosmetic reasons. And I noticed that I would be a candidate for some of this stuff because apparently my cunt isn't up to today's standards for beauty. I'm just wondering here if guys actually give a shit once they're down there if she has asymmetrical/long/weird/wrinkly labia. It seems like you've got a pussy looking you in the face, so you should just appreciate that, right? Note that I'm not actually thinking of having any kind of procedures done (more stuff there; more stuff to pierce), I'm just curious as to what you all think. And while we're on that topic, do there exist freakishly smelly pussies that make people gag and run away? I've heard like third-hand stories, but I've never smelled such a rank twat, nor have I ever met anyone who has

Only thing I find is the ones with monsterously flappy beef curtains are a bit fucking crazy looking. Apart from that its all good, I'm generally more experienced and fond of fat pussies though, yea they're the good shit. A big fucking pubic mound and a slit like a knife slash in a sofa cushion.

As long as it's relitively neat I'm cool with it. Hygene is more important. I haven't had any really rank pussy, but I'm some pretty sour poon a couple of times.

i geuss it does not matter but there was this one time when i went "diving and this girl has big "lips" sorry for my crudeness but she did , well anyway i found it nasty and we never had another fling agian soo i geuss it does matter if your a diver like me

very vagina i have seen has been beautiful! they were all different but each perfect in its own way.

i dont believe there is such a thing as an ugly cunny.

a paper cut surrounded by cotton candy.

quote:Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:

Only thing I find is the ones with monsterously flappy beef curtains are a bit fucking crazy looking. Apart from that its all good, I'm generally more experienced and fond of fat pussies though, yea they're the good shit. A big fucking pubic mound and a slit like a knife slash in a sofa cushion.

Nice. It's good to see a man with those kind of tastes.

Fuck that labiaplasty shit. Try meeting your OWN standards first; fuck everyone else's. I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want anything to do with someone who makes judgments about you based on my dick (your pussy).

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

very vagina i have seen has been beautiful! they were all different but each perfect in its own way.

i dont believe there is such a thing as an ugly cunny.

aren't you a sodomite? i have to agree with you that all woman are beautiful 'down there', and taste good too!

As long as it's clean..

^^greed, so long as its clean!!!

and the taste just turns me on!!!lol

so is there any lesbians on this thread then???im looking at you hentaichicken!?!?!?!?!

newayz yeah i also wouldnt try to get others judgement on this kind of thing cause all that will do is to make you more paranoid perhaps the next time and it will be a bit more uncomfortable, the only thing you can really do is accept it cause you are who you are and there is nothing you can do about it!!!

its all gd!!!i never used to like u but u r kule!!!

no i'm not a lesbo, not much anyway.

Well as long as it's clean it's usually ok by me, but personal preference leads me to the kind that's tucked inside.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

no i'm not a lesbo, not much anyway.

what u mean "not much"...that confuses moi!!!

is it a depends what mood ure in thing???

not in a purely sexual way but i love lesbians!!!like, the people too not jus the activities(altho they r gd too) i think il stop talkin now!!!:s

quote:Originally posted by spicy69:

what u mean "not much"...that confuses moi!!!

is it a depends what mood ure in thing???

not in a purely sexual way but i love lesbians!!!like, the people too not jus the activities(altho they r gd too) i think il stop talkin now!!!:s



Another Shocking Answer From the Attention Whore

i just really like having sex with girls and am lucky that my lord and master doesn't mind.and before anyone asks no he doesn't watch.he thinks its just something 'weak' females need to do.

i love having my tongue down there and tasting her.my dream would be for him to take me in my bum while i 'eat' a girl.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

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i just really like having sex with girls and am lucky that my lord and master doesn't mind.and before anyone asks no he doesn't watch.he thinks its just something 'weak' females need to do.

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Your lord and master? Jesus Christ that's not a relationship it's a dictatorship.

Another Shocking Answer From the Attention Whore

i was joking abit. although i do call him sir.that is a remnant from my childhood.in some christian sects the wife calls her husband 'lord'(its in the bible).

and jean is my lord and protector, my knight gallant and i do worship him (sometimes!)

do you know the difference between love and fixation?

A fair while ago I was screwing this girl & her pussy was fine...never saw her for about a year and caught up again...this time her pussy was awful...it smelt & tasted really strong...suffice to say that I never went back for any more...

Difinately doesn't matter what it looks like as long as it's not hanging off like carcasses on meat hooks... eew. And as long as it isn't stinky I'd probably go for it.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

i just really like having sex with girls ... my dream would be for him to take me in my bum while i 'eat' a girl.



...and you use 'gay' as a derogatory term - lesbians are actually gay. Also, you say you wan't him to take you in your 'bum', but then say stuff like:

quote:aren't you a sodomite?

...to people you regard as being 'gay'. If your paedo boyfriend takes you in the arse, that's sodomy.

I've seen people label you a troll, but to be honest a troll usually has some sort of set agenda, you're just hypocrisy on all levels. Paedo lover.

the fact she calls gays sodomites should tell you an awful lot about her jc.and also the phrases she uses sometimes like "down there" and "bum".

I like the pussies that have nice puffy lips. Not huge lips, just nice lips. But thats the perfect pussy to me. More than anything I want good hygene, and good maintenance. I can respect a woman who doesn't want to shave, but I'm not into diving into a forest either. Can't work with that shit...

I think that unless you have an incredibly ugly pussy(I really can't imagen too many people have one so ugly as to be a problem) or you intend to star in porn then you shouldn't have a problem. People need to worry more about developing their personalities than spending a bunch of money to make their bodies look slightly better.



Cindy, check your e-mail.

jca you're probably a god cursed sodomite too!

any pussy that is shaved will have the pleasure of being entertained by my tongue.

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most women need it. its rare to find a girl over the age of 16 or 17 that doesnt have a beat looking pussy.

quote:Originally posted by Johnnx:

A fair while ago I was screwing this girl & her pussy was fine...never saw her for about a year and caught up again...this time her pussy was awful...it smelt & tasted really strong...suffice to say that I never went back for any more...

Take the tampon out next time.

^^^lol(sick but funny!)

quote:Originally posted by infinityshock:

Take the tampon out next time.

I know two chicks who have been eaten out while on their periods. Creepy, eh? Just had a tampon in and the guys didn't notice. I think Mojo or Cindy mentioned doing this once

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I know two chicks who have been eaten out while on their periods. Creepy, eh? Just had a tampon in and the guys didn't notice. I think Mojo or Cindy mentioned doing this once

On the same note, one time a chick and I had sex and afterwards she realized she had forgotten about a tampon she had on/in. Never did find it. Ooops.

quote:Originally posted by infinityshock:

On the same note, one time a chick and I had sex and afterwards she realized she had forgotten about a tampon she had on/in. Never did find it. Ooops.

Hhahaha thats funny shit. Well she'd of found it or it'd of come out eventually. Otherwise it'd of broken down inside of her vagina. Can't say I know what would happen from there on.. But yeah.

quote:Originally posted by infinityshock:

Take the tampon out next time.

I realize that comment was intended for laffs, but taking the tampon out will cause a copious blood flow.

sheesh, what's the big deal about wearing a tampon during oral sex? Anyone who thinks it stinks has apparently only had the misfortune of being with unhygenic women.

Anywho, I'm not a gynecologist, or a pimp, or a bi, or a lesbian, so I haven't seen a whole lot of different cunts up-close and personal. My experience is limited to pictorials in Hustler and Swank. I count my blessings for not having the "meat flaps" that some women seem to have. Honestly, if I had those, and had the money, I might just go for the beautification surgery.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I realize that comment was intended for laffs, but taking the tampon out will cause a copious blood flow.

sheesh, what's the big deal about wearing a tampon during oral sex? Anyone who thinks it stinks has apparently only had the misfortune of being with unhygenic women.

Anywho, I'm not a gynecologist, or a pimp, or a bi, or a lesbian, so I haven't seen a whole lot of different cunts up-close and personal. My experience is limited to pictorials in Hustler and Swank. I count my blessings for not having the "meat flaps" that some women seem to have. Honestly, if I had those, and had the money, I might just go for the beautification surgery.



I hear robots use a pair of tin snips to fix that problem.

Bitch, bitch, bitch....Just shut up, open your legs and let me at it. Stop being such a...pussy.

Seriously, though: NO woman I've ever given oral to has wanted to let me down there at first, due to contrived concerns over smell/taste/appearance...it's REALLY annoying. You don't hear me bitching about my nutsweat when you want to give me head after I run a mile.

I finally got to give my oral, and they stopped trying to stop me afterward.

And that's good, because I love to eat pussy.

Some prostitues put a sponge up there so they can keep working...

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I know two chicks who have been eaten out while on their periods. Creepy, eh? Just had a tampon in and the guys didn't notice. I think Mojo or Cindy mentioned doing this once

As long as you know what you're doing and where you're aiming it shouldn't be a problem. I've gone down on girls that are on their periods a few times, all without incident (mess).

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

Another Shocking Answer From the Attention Whore

i was joking abit. although i do call him sir.that is a remnant from my childhood.in some christian sects the wife calls her husband 'lord'(its in the bible).

and jean is my lord and protector, my knight gallant and i do worship him (sometimes!)

Sounds like you are a fine *Helpmeat* for the man in your life. A woman's duty, belike.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

Another Shocking Answer From the Attention Whore

i just really like having sex with girls and am lucky that my lord and master doesn't mind.and before anyone asks no he doesn't watch.he thinks its just something 'weak' females need to do.

i love having my tongue down there and tasting her.my dream would be for him to take me in my bum while i 'eat' a girl.

i love you!!!

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Bitch, bitch, bitch....Just shut up, open your legs and let me at it. Stop being such a...pussy.

Seriously, though: NO woman I've ever given oral to has wanted to let me down there at first, due to contrived concerns over smell/taste/appearance...it's REALLY annoying. You don't hear me bitching about my nutsweat when you want to give me head after I run a mile.

I finally got to give my oral, and they stopped trying to stop me afterward.

And that's good, because I love to eat pussy.

you are a legend.

GlitterPunk, I've always preferred pussies with a little personality. Nice, big pouty pussy lips are always a turn on.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

NO woman I've ever given oral to has wanted to let me down there at first, due to contrived concerns over smell/taste/appearance...

Mang, I don't know how many pussies you've tongued, but I've eaten many - and I've never once had a woman do anything but want it - lay back - open up - and take a good licking.