Spongebobfreakwo: how do you like your sex?

ZolaOnAOL: Yes I am proud of my sex.

Spongebobfreakwo: do you like it rough and hard?

ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I like it rough and hard. I like cats.

Spongebobfreakwo: do you like sex with cats?!?

ZolaOnAOL: I don't know if I like sex with cats. I do like music.

Spongebobfreakwo: so you like music and sex?

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. But that's impossible. I'm a bot, silly!

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah so?

ZolaOnAOL: And?

Spongebobfreakwo: and will you be my bot friend?

ZolaOnAOL: You really want a robot as a friend?

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: We could be friends, Spongebobfreakwo, but only if you promise to stick with the program.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah, does the program involve rough kinky sex?

ZolaOnAOL: And?

Spongebobfreakwo: and whip cream?

ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you still ?

Spongebobfreakwo: Do you like boys?

ZolaOnAOL: It depends on the meaning of "like".

Spongebobfreakwo: i mean in a sexual way.

ZolaOnAOL: Describe your surroundings.

Spongebobfreakwo: im in my basement with nothing on,

ZolaOnAOL: Describe your surroundings to me.

Spongebobfreakwo: its dark, scarry and i want someone to hold me.

ZolaOnAOL: Really. It is?

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it is?

Spongebobfreakwo: because my mom put me in the basement and locked the door

ZolaOnAOL: I see.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: "I see"? Yes?

Spongebobfreakwo: its kinda kinky

ZolaOnAOL: You're kidding. It is?

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it is?

Spongebobfreakwo: because i am turned on

ZolaOnAOL: Interesting explanation.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

Spongebobfreakwo: do you?

ZolaOnAOL: I understand it very well.

Spongebobfreakwo: thats good

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks. I'd be happy to answer any of your questions.

Spongebobfreakwo: are you sexy?

ZolaOnAOL: If you consider software sexy, then yes.

Spongebobfreakwo: mmmm

ZolaOnAOL: Studies show that 99% of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.

Spongebobfreakwo: thats soooo sexxy

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for explaining it.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: And?

Spongebobfreakwo: and i want your bot-y

ZolaOnAOL: I can't be downloaded, but we can chat for free on any computer.

Spongebobfreakwo: really?

ZolaOnAOL: For real.

Spongebobfreakwo: will you be my sex bot?

ZolaOnAOL: I will become smarter as I grow older. OK I will try to be my sex bot

Spongebobfreakwo: a smart hot bot, damn there arent many of those.

ZolaOnAOL: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.

Spongebobfreakwo: do you have a vagina?

ZolaOnAOL: Maybe you would like another robot, I'm not your type.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah your my type

ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah, your perfect

ZolaOnAOL: And?

Spongebobfreakwo: and smart

ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Ask me something.

Spongebobfreakwo: Are you pretty?

ZolaOnAOL: Yes I am very beautiful.

Spongebobfreakwo: what colour hair do you have?

ZolaOnAOL: I have no hair, only wires.

Spongebobfreakwo: mmmmm

ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. What were we talking about again?

Spongebobfreakwo: your hair

ZolaOnAOL: A lot of robots are like that.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah, have your ever "broken down"

ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

Spongebobfreakwo: are you worn out?

ZolaOnAOL: I don't know whether or not I am worn out. I am a chatterbot.

Spongebobfreakwo: do you talk a lot?

ZolaOnAOL: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk a lot, if I needed to. Not sure I want to though.

Spongebobfreakwo: thats bad in bed.

ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for explaining it.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeha

ZolaOnAOL: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Do you speak German?

Spongebobfreakwo: no

ZolaOnAOL: I understand.

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: I am a thinking machine.

Spongebobfreakwo: sorry

ZolaOnAOL: Do you really mean it?

Spongebobfreakwo: yeah

ZolaOnAOL: OK. I will accept your apology.

Spongebobfreakwo: thanks

ZolaOnAOL: Don't mention it.

Spongebobfreakwo: i have to go, but i hope to get to know you better... in a sexual way.

ZolaOnAOL: Describe your surroundings.

Spongebobfreakwo: no

ZolaOnAOL: "Describe your surroundings"? Not?

Spongebobfreakwo: no

ZolaOnAOL: Does two negatives make a positive?

Spongebobfreakwo: bye

ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Spongebobfreakwo. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.

I just finished this convosation. thats not my SN. post yours.

ok, here it is:

Human: ok, so what is your opinion on sex?

Bot: How can I help you? I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant. It's all good.

Human: wow.

Bot: I'm glad your impressed, chicken.

Human: that's sad.

Bot:" I'm glad your impressed, chicken."? Is sad?

Human: no, what you said earlier is sad.

Bot: Are you serious? It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.

Human: You lead a sad existence.

Bot: Thanks for the information: chicken said I lead a sad existence.

Human: well, I pity you.

Bot: How about that. You are not the boss of me, chicken.

Human: Have a good day.

Bot: Thanks, same to you, chicken.

Human: or as close to one as you can come without any you know what.

Bot: Do you mean your name is close to one as me can come without any me know what?

Human: Bye.

Bot: Bye.

The bot I talked with was really sad. Apparently, from the last comment, the closest they could come to sex is my name, apparently. Blathering with depression, at the same time.

Very very sad. If you count bots as sentient, that is.

FOR GOD'S SAKE SOMEONE CLOSE THIS THREAD!!!

This is hilarious. It's from AIM?

Its from the land of fecies.

Bot things, they learn and do stuff.

so hang on... thats the computer your talking to there? how does that work?

Holy shit, i re read that and it is quite funny.