That is, the longest time you've ever:

A: Had sex?

B: Masturbated?

Myself: Though I've had quite a few marathons, I remember Kelly and I both woke up one morning, both having to work, but we ended up having sex. We climaxed, we both called in, and we spent the whole day (more than 24 hours) having sex, in all different positions and in different places. We'd have sex, climax, rest a bit, then end up having more. That was my longest ever, and ooooh was it good. Slow, fast; on the counter, on the back porch; 69'ing, the "butterfly" position on my car's hood; oral, anal; hard rough and sweaty to sweet, loving and cherishing; you name it, we probably did it all in that day. We ended the day very tired, and in the shower, where we (you guessed it) had sex again, then washed off the sweat and fluids and lube from our bodies, and got into bed, and fell asleep hard.

We were both VERY sore when we woke up.

As for masturbation: I've jacked for about 6 hours on meth before, that's my record so far. Stamina: It's a good thing.

6 hours... with a girl....u horny bastard :P

I read most of your posts. I'd say that is some pretty good stamina.

I think my max for sex before shooting a load was a bit over two hours. I had to stop/slow down a few times because she got extremely sensitive every time she came.

As far as masturbation goes there have been a few times when I've been bed ridden with illness and bored out of my fucking mind. I know I've jerked off for more than an hour and a half, but exactly how much longer is tough to estimate.

Man, I can't seem to have a nice 6-hour longlastingmethjerk now; the second I start stroking, I want to pop. Maybe it's better stuff.

Oh, and because I'm thinking about it: It's fun having a nice-sized divining rod. Hell, getting it up, looking at it, and imagining all the pleasure it can bring a woman tends to keep me nice and hard, not to mention the pr0n/woman.

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A: Over eighteen years and counting.

B: Twelve years.

well..

a .. ive never fucked a chick yet .. so..

b ... avour 1 hour.. but i was realy watching porno all along.... that makes you cum even faster.... but one time.. i couldnt sleep.. i dotn know shit how long i holded.. ive actualy went to sleep wanking off.. i did woke up dick in hand... no cum to see any place.. i didnt enev cum!!! .. maybee i laster like 2 or 3 hours.. but .. i didnt looked at the clock.. i was more thinking about me jacking the shit out of my self...

ive been spankin half my life. i once went like a 5 hour spank-athon when my parents were out. as for sex ive only had it 2ce and it sucked cuz all she did was complain about how it hurt.

They are the classic signs of insanity brought on by his "innocent and moderate" meth abuse.

It's never innocent. And right now, it's sort of "Short-term heavy", for lack of a better term: I'm tweaked to hell, and likely will be for another couple days, but when I'm out, I'm out for at least a couple months, so I'm enjoying it while it lasts. The whole batch was maybe a little less than a gram.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

It's fun having a nice-sized divining rod. Hell, getting it up, looking at it, and imagining all the pleasure it can bring a woman tends to keep me nice and hard.

In layman's terms, you are aroused by penises?

Fucked for 5 hours straight no stoping, 6 orgasms and no loss of rigidity. Masturbated 16 times straight till I thought it was going to fall off.

By my penis, and what I can do with it, yes. I also enjoy looking at my reflection in the water and smelling my own socks.

Kidding, of course, but yeah, I get aroused when I think of parting a chick's red sea with my hiking stick. Got a problem?

red sea...sorry that just brings back some memories of this girl who didnt bother to tell me she was on her period. Think i had more blood on me than the time i split my head open and needed 15 stitches.

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Something like six hours. Then our muscles were too tired to continue, so we regretfully retired and got something to eat.

As far as masturbation. . . like an hour maybe two. . . something like that.

once i went for like an hour... but usually i get bored if it takes more that like 45 minutes or so. sometimes i just give up....

Heh...I wonder how many people are going to lie about how long they lasted jerking off, only saying they lasted LESS time than they did, not more...I'm curious, because there is perhaps a certain air of embarassment over the fact that you smacked off in front of your computer until sunrise, believe me. But fuck off, it was good, and I ain't ashamed to admit it.

Ive beaten it for well over 8 hours without stopping for more than 10 seconds at a time. Never blowing it either.

You guys are fucking great. Phred...you are a sick fuck, but you come up with some of the most comical topics.

And it aint a sex marathon if you can walk afterwards or the chick can close her legs without an ice pack.