Okay, I know I can't make 'official' threads.

Fuck it. Whuddya think ladies? Ted Bundy had hundreds of marriage proposals while he was on death row. Think of the status of being the first girl to fuck the ugliest motherfucker on totse (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/meAwesome.jpg) and live to tell about it.

Side note: Just tryin' to help ya out buddy...

I think he needs to take a step forward in making his life more enjoyable by losing weight.

I think he needs to lose weight so he will actually want to have sex and not be embarassed in bed.

quote:Originally posted by pathogen:

Fuck it. Whuddya think ladies? Ted Bundy had hundreds of marriage proposals while he was on death row. Think of the status of being the first girl to fuck the ugliest motherfucker on totse (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/meAwesome.jpg) and live to tell about it.

When I get a job, I'm going to buy a digital camera and show off my penis to you all.

quote:Originally posted by pathogen:

Side note: Just tryin' to help ya out buddy...

Side Note Note: Don't; please.

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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I think he needs to take a step forward in making his life more enjoyable by losing weight.

You don't think that I've tried every diet out there? I've tried eating better, I've tried exercising like a fucking horse (not in the literal sense, the figuritve), I've taken weight loss pills, I've talked to any doctor that will talk to me (but seeing as we have no health care, it doesn't work that well).

I'm not fat because I want to be, I'm fat because my body refuses to be anything else. What do you want me to do, cut the fat off?!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I think he needs to lose weight so he will actually want to have sex and not be embarassed in bed.

My sex drive is very, very healthy, I masturbate twice a day usually. And seeing as there have to be girls out there that wouldn't mind my body, the blame lies with my extreme shyness.

I never go out of my way to talk to girls, hell, I usually go out of my way to not be noticed at all. It is just not something I can deal with right now. I don't think I'd want a girl friend without having love first, and I can't love someone that I can't talk to.

Now, why don't you go formulate a smart-ass reply to me, insulting me in whatever way you wish.

I was just reading Dr Dean Edell's chapter on weight. He seems to think the whole weight issue is over-rated, health-wise. He cites several studies where disease and mortality rates reflect that thin but "unfit" (think couch-campers who never exercise) is far worse than "fat but fit" (as in one who carries extra weight but rides his bike to school every day without fainting). Dr. Edell also notes that weight loss isn't "natural" and true, long-term successful weight loss is rare. The more a person cuts back on food and calories, the more the metabolism responds by being "efficient" (slower!) If the same person also attempts more exercise in an effort to "increase" metabolism, this too will fail since the body will re-adjust to become more "energy effcient".

Anyhoo, this isn't a debate on weight loss and such, which is more properly discussed in Reinvent Yourself. It was just on my mind since I was just reading about it.

Pathogen: you can do better than topics like this. Save your advice for those who ask for it.