I've had a few I remember:

A few years ago with a girlfriend, I came really big - and then just as the orgasm was finishing another one welled over me and I had a second even larger orgasm. Blew the top of my head off!

I had this one girlfriend once, and every time I came in har my body shook. Haven't been like that with anyone else.

I had one girlfriend for three years, and we had simultaneous orgasms something like 95% of the time. We did it almost every day, so that was around 1000 simultaneous orgasms we had together over three years.

How 'bout you?

[This message has been edited by lordsjohnson (edited 05-17-2004).]

shut up

My thoughts exactly.

I just agree with whatever CarbonB says..

*goes back to sitting in the darkness*

Uhh, couldn't hear you, I was having an earth-shattering orasm.

Well I was having sex with this girl on the San Andreas fault line and then everything just started getting..well earth shattering basically. Most of what I remember is OH MY GOD!! RUNN!!!!

Thank you for helping to turn totse into a real fucktard hangout.

very hemingway 'did the earth move for you' or was it greene? i can't remember. but yes i've had it too i think. but only with anal.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:

Thank you for helping to turn totse into a real fucktard hangout.

shut up

quote:Originally posted by doctorWTF:

shut up

Posted like a true fucktard.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum5/HTML/022819.html

Mine was when I was wanking (me being a virgin and all ) and the orgasm was so intense it 'shot' about 4ft in the air. Then I relaxed and didn't feel the second load coming on and I 'shot' myself in the mouth. Had better days, but the orgasm was really intense.

quote:Originally posted by DerMeister:

Mine was when I was wanking (me being a virgin and all ) and the orgasm was so intense it 'shot' about 4ft in the air. Then I relaxed and didn't feel the second load coming on and I 'shot' myself in the mouth. Had better days, but the orgasm was really intense. dude use a tube sock next time...

quote:Originally posted by DerMeister:

Mine was when I was wanking (me being a virgin and all ) and the orgasm was so intense it 'shot' about 4ft in the air. Then I relaxed and didn't feel the second load coming on and I 'shot' myself in the mouth. Had better days, but the orgasm was really intense.

That's got to be the greatest thing I've ever heard!!! Thanks for the laugh!

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:



Blew the top of my head off!



And now he has no more penis.

quote:Originally posted by lordsjohnson:



I had one girlfriend for three years, and we had simultaneous orgasms something like 95% of the time. We did it almost every day, so that was around 1000 simultaneous orgasms we had together over three years.

[This message has been edited by lordsjohnson (edited 05-17-2004).]

sorry I had to be the one to tell you...

She was faking it.

bump

see its fags like you(not the thread starter) that just ruin the thread if you dont like it dont post in it fags!

quote:Originally posted by Santino Corleone:

And now he has no more penis.

Do you remember the post a while back about the guy who was having sex and his penis exploded? We just thought it was very slightly relevant.

ModelFifteen

quote:Originally posted by Lilly:

That's got to be the greatest thing I've ever heard!!! Thanks for the laugh!

You're welcome. I had to walk past my parents with cum in my mouth to spit it out and then brushed my teeth for about 10 minutes.

quote:Originally posted by DerMeister:

Mine was when I was wanking (me being a virgin and all ) and the orgasm was so intense it 'shot' about 4ft in the air. Then I relaxed and didn't feel the second load coming on and I 'shot' myself in the mouth. Had better days, but the orgasm was really intense.

HAHAHAHAHAH that shit happend to you too! I was just beating off the first time with vasoline and I had an intense orgasam and the next thing i knew i had a glob of love mayo on my face not in my mouth (thank god) but pretty damn close. Weirdest feeling ever. I just sat there staring blankly at the wall thinking "WHAT THE FUCK"

hmm probably about a monthe ago was the best. My fiance and I have a reasonable amount of simultaneous orgasms and this was one of those times. It was like I jumped out of my body and well there's just no way to describe it. ah good times

Not THE most intense by any means, but man, just now, I started jacking off, first time in days and days, and fuck, I came in 12 seconds, and it was great. I was REALLY horny, and on meth. No, that's not to be "cool" - it's so the ladies don't think I have an endurance problem.

Man, my cum's all thick too, I'm real dehydrated.

That's one good thing about jacking off - no need to worry about pleasing your partner or lasting for her (or him..).

Man, I've had some good methsmacks...Last time, I jacked for FIVE HOURS to an endless supply of porn galleries. When I came, it was epic. Let's just say I got a mouthful, too, and so did the wall behind me.

...I really need to start anticipating that. You'd think I'd learn by now. I never remember.

And again, ain't no shame in jacking off when single, to me. I smack, usually once a day (not always), and I smack GOOD. To think, I went for a year without it once (but with sex)...HAH!

As for during sex...I'd have to say it was the last time I had sex with the ex (the wild Italian one). It was special, and especially delightful, because I'd seduced her away from that bastard she was seeing. Yes, I'm an asshole, but trust me, the bitch deserved it. And let me tell you, she wasn't showing any regret when I was banging into her cervix and slid a finger in her ass. And when I came, well...I fucking ROARED. I'm serious. And I got very, very intense about it - I made her bleed, too; I think I hit too hard.

Granted, most of our sex was great, whether slow or fast...but that was one forbidden, dirty, so deliciously unethical last-hurrah fuck that I'll never forget.



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I think I started the wanking epidemic(sp?) in this thread, lol.

At least Frank Castle The Punisher knows what I'm talking about with the whole shooting self in face thing. It sucks doesn't it?

am i the only girl who loves to read about boys jerking off? just that about sperm hitting you in the mouth made me wetten.

i'm going to pleasure myself NOW.and i don't care if you think i'm just saying that for the effect/attention.

thinking of you der meister hmmm

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

am i the only girl who loves to read about boys jerking off? just that about sperm hitting you in the mouth made me wetten.

i'm going to pleasure myself NOW.and i don't care if you think i'm just saying that for the effect/attention.

thinking of you der meister hmmm

How can you think of someone you haven't even seen? Or do you just think of Brad Pitt or Orlando Bloom and yell OOOH DER MEISTER SCHEISSER!!!???

well i had this mind picture of a spotty german teenager with thick geeky glasses which i find kinda sweet.

You just ruined my response to this topic, I'm so disgusted by you.

I got some in my eye once. It hurt! I was wanking and then I thought I heard someone(it was at 12am) and jumped a little and of course that made me cum and aim wrong and I got a drop in my eye. It was just 'house noise' not someone thank god.

quote:Originally posted by henteichicken:

well i had this mind picture of a spotty german teenager with thick geeky glasses which i find kinda sweet.

Lol, well, my glasses aren't that think and I'm only part german, but I live in Australia.

/Me E-pologizes to Avenge

If it helps, my sex drive has been almost nonexistent, lately. I don't think I jerk but once every 3 or 4 days. But it'd be there if I needed it.