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 #1 
Old 2004-05-16, 05:59
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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I am 14 and I have 36 DD breasts

Oh and I'm African/Canadian

Just thought I'd say that cause I'm bored out of my mind

Oh and I'm NOT fat, I happen to have a very nice body :P
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:08
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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You bother me
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:15
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

You bother me

You bother me too
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:17
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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i'm not pretty.

i'm ugly

i walk under clouds of gray

sphere of storms in my head

i'm trapped again in endless rain
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:22
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

i'm not pretty.

i'm ugly

i walk under clouds of gray

sphere of storms in my head

i'm trapped again in endless rain

I'm sure you're a lot better looking then you think you are

It's all about self confidance

If you think good of yourself then others will too

You're good at poetry

You should check out www.fictionpress.net (http://www.fictionpress.net)

It's a site where you can post your writing online and have other people read it and tell you what they think
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:24
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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I don't flame much, but I have a serious urge. Sadly, I never learned how. Maybe it's one of those things like flirting; if you don't know how, you're not going to. Sad days

The point is that you're a dumbass and I wish you would die
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:26
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

I don't flame much, but I have a serious urge. Sadly, I never learned how. Maybe it's one of those things like flirting; if you don't know how, you're not going to. Sad days

The point is that you're a dumbass and I wish you would die

Thanks for the input, I'll keep that in mind
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:26
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I'm 4 foot 2 inches, vertically and horizontally. I am 50% Native American, 2%German, 40% Arabian, 10% Polish, and 10% Native American. I like puppy dogs and long walks in the park... Will you be my friend?

(I dun get this thread...)
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:30
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psst.... No one likes you...
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:31
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by thequin88:

psst.... No one likes you...

Who was that directed at?

You kinda have to be specific
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:38
NewRage NewRage is offline
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quote:Originally posted by thequin88:

psst.... No one likes you...

And who you are you to say who everyone dislikes... As far as I can tell no one who posted a reply to her likes her so far, but I can definetly say most likely there is a chance someone, or at least some animal, out there likes her...probably...
 #12 
Old 2004-05-16, 06:40
Born2Rock15 Born2Rock15 is offline
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Yeah STFU newbie. Only people that are L33t are allowed here.
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:44
Gustave Gustave is offline
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You people are all such meany-heads.
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:47
Mantrid Mantrid is offline
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Aunt Jemima i hat you.
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Old 2004-05-16, 06:53
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quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

I'm sure you're a lot better looking then you think you are

It's all about self confidance

If you think good of yourself then others will too



What do you know...good advice in a spam thread. Okay AJ, I like you...for now.
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Old 2004-05-16, 11:52
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"OH GOD GUYZZZZ PLZZZ stop this ranting your such MEANY - HEADZZ!"

Now that the queer has said all he needs to say, let's get down to the point of jemima being fat and not wanting to admit it.

Fat chicks use the internet, fat chicks post on totse.

If your not a fat ugly chick posting on totse then your a girl that is incredibly wierd and probably needs to be fat just so they could be humiliated daily.

AuntJemima your fat, we know it, you know it, get on with your life! I'm done!
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Old 2004-05-16, 12:11
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It's darn good to see so many dickwads here. It gives me hope that the supply of assholes needed to be bosses/teachers/parents is not in short supply. Assholes are needed to raise

a new crop of assholes, as the old shitheads

are wearin' out & the world needs new ones.

So in conclusion, please breed & bring forth

more scum like yerselves, the world cries out

for your evil spawn.
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Old 2004-05-16, 12:37
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

"OH GOD GUYZZZZ PLZZZ stop this ranting your such MEANY - HEADZZ!"

Now that the queer has said all he needs to say, let's get down to the point of jemima being fat and not wanting to admit it.

Wow, someone never learned what sarcasm is (but then again, aren't you one big joke anyways? ). :\



[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 05-16-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-16, 12:41
Syko Syko is offline
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Well I like you.

It may have something to do with the fact that CarbonB doesn't.
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Old 2004-05-16, 13:24
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Mantrid:

Aunt Jemima i hat you.

if your going to insult some one, learn how to spell
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Old 2004-05-16, 13:27
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

if your going to insult some one, learn how to spell

If you're going to insult someone, learn how to spell.
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Old 2004-05-16, 13:30
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

If you're going to insult someone, learn how to spell.

that's grammar not spelling, thank you very much. you caught me out on a technicality.
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Old 2004-05-16, 13:36
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

that's grammar not spelling, thank you very much. you caught me out on a technicality.

Not really a technicality as much as it is a common misspelling (http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/errors/your.html).
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Old 2004-05-16, 13:51
Screwge Screwge is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Who was that directed at?

You kinda have to be specific

All body, no brains?
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Old 2004-05-16, 14:03
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quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

I'm sure you're a lot better looking then you think you are

It's all about self confidance

If you think good of yourself then others will too...



Yeah... that's bullshit.

In fact, that's the kind of bullshit that fat chicks spout in a last-ditch attempt to save face...

It's not self confidence, it's self-deception.

If you face facts and learn to fully accept what you are, no matter how bad it is, then you're untouchable. No one will ever be able to beat you down with an unforseen harsh reality. Not only that, but by confronting all of your faults you stand a much better chance of actually being able to improve yourself, rather than just living in a false reality where you are always "beautiful and lovely".

Self confidence is acknowledging that your shit stinks, probably worse than a lot of other people's does, and still facing the world head-on.

[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 05-16-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-16, 14:39
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Honey, if your claim to fame is your boobs, I pity you.

If you have to take time out of your day to make it a point on totse that you've got big boobs, I pity you.

If you're 14 and expect to grow to be a WOMAN one day, I'd advise you look past you chest and start using your brain if you want to impress people.

No one gives a shit if your an A, B, or C. Totse isn't an internet fuck-buddy-finder. The only people that you'll get your desperately wanted attention from is perverts and pedophiles. Great company you strive to be in!

And either way.. 36DD? You must be a little chubby, 36 inches around for sure isn't model material..

.. I know because I'm a 32DD. Don't fuck with the big girls when your still in diapers.

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 05-16-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-16, 16:54
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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AUNT JEMIMA, DO YOU LOOK LIKE THE PICTURE ON THE SYRUP BOTTLES?
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Old 2004-05-16, 19:56
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Sarc, I am going to have to disagree with you. If you have marginal looks, like you do, for some reason if you confidently project yourself as good looking many will see you that way. I have seen it happen several times. Yeah, if you are too far gone it does not work so well, but it was still good advice.
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Old 2004-05-16, 23:55
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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Do you think I care? Uh...No! No matter what you bunch of retards say I can do whatever the fuck I want, INCLUDING going on this shit ass site. By the way, I am NOT fat. But I don't have to bother proving anything to you cause you don't matter. You know what I would call you guys? Losers with no lives, who have to go online and ask people about sex cause they just can't go out into the real world and figure it out for themselves...pathetic! Oh, you might say "What about you? You go on this site too" Yes I go on it, but only if I'm bored to death. The rest of the time I spend away from the computer, while the rest of you live by it. The computer and totse are your life. So go ahead, diss me. You only do it cause you got nothing better to do. You bunch of sad motherfucking bastards.
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Old 2004-05-16, 23:57
SARDONICPILLOW SARDONICPILLOW is offline
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sing it, sister!
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Old 2004-05-17, 00:05
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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quote:Sarc:

If you face facts and learn to fully accept what you are, no matter how bad it is, then you're untouchable. No one will ever be able to beat you down with an unforseen harsh reality. Not only that, but by confronting all of your faults you stand a much better chance of actually being able to improve yourself, rather than just living in a false reality where you are always "beautiful and lovely".

Self confidence is acknowledging that your shit stinks, probably worse than a lot of other people's does, and still facing the world head-on.

True that. This is what I do. It makes me feel pretty OK about myself and has the added benefit of making me totally immune to insults. I only wish I had learned this in the 2nd or 3rd grade when people weren't too scared to make fun of me.

But noooo...all my teachers and parents were busy filling me full of fucking bullshit "oh you're BEAUTIFFUL! AND SMART! AND NOBODY CAN EVER TELL YOU DIFFERENTLY!". Let's face it: I might not be an eyesore, but I definitely won't be as hot as Johnny Depp, and I'm not stupid but I probably won't be the next Planck.

Fuck it.

Good words, Sarcophagus, good words.
 #32 
Old 2004-05-17, 00:11
Mr. Self Destruct Mr. Self Destruct is offline
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Post fucking pics, or no one will give two flying fucks.
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Old 2004-05-17, 11:55
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Not really a technicality as much as it is a common misspelling (http://www.wsu.edu:8080/~brians/errors/your.html).

Am incredibly sorry Gustave, please excuse any past, present & future gramatical & spelling errors.
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Old 2004-05-17, 15:16
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bloodenangel:

Am incredibly sorry Gustave, please excuse any past, present & future gramatical & spelling errors.

I don't care about the errors, it was the irony that made me do it!
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Old 2004-05-18, 11:45
bloodenangel bloodenangel is offline
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*sigh* irony, where would we be without it??
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Old 2004-05-18, 16:00
kewlz kewlz is offline
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fat niggers look like big milk duds.
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Old 2004-05-18, 17:07
nocuous nocuous is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Do you think I care? Uh...No!

So why are you responding?

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

No matter what you bunch of retards say I can do whatever the fuck I want, INCLUDING going on this shit ass site.

If it sucks, so much, why are you here?

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

By the way, I am NOT fat.

Sure hun, you’re big-boneded.

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

But I don't have to bother proving anything to you cause you don't matter.

So why would you come here and brag about your tits?

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

You know what I would call you guys?

No…what?

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Losers…

And I’d call you an idiot.

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

..with no lives, who have to go online and ask people about sex cause they just can't go out into the real world and figure it out for themselves...pathetic!

I promise you that this site can teach you more about sex than your grade 9 sex ed class

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Oh, you might say "What about you? You go on this site too"

No. Cause you’re an idiot.

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima: Yes I go on it, but only if I'm bored to death. The rest of the time I spend away from the computer, while the rest of you live by it.

For someone who doesn’t care, you seem to care an awful lot.

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

So go ahead, diss me. You only do it cause you got nothing better to do. You bunch of sad motherfucking bastards.

You just ‘dissed’ us. So does that mean you have nothing better to do because you’re a sad motherfucking bastard? Ok, thanks.



Ahh...14 year olds...



[This message has been edited by nocuous (edited 05-18-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-18, 23:29
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quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

Do you think I care? Uh...No! No matter what you bunch of retards say I can do whatever the fuck I want, INCLUDING going on this shit ass site. By the way, I am NOT fat. But I don't have to bother proving anything to you cause you don't matter. You know what I would call you guys? Losers with no lives, who have to go online and ask people about sex cause they just can't go out into the real world and figure it out for themselves...pathetic! Oh, you might say "What about you? You go on this site too" Yes I go on it, but only if I'm bored to death. The rest of the time I spend away from the computer, while the rest of you live by it. The computer and totse are your life. So go ahead, diss me. You only do it cause you got nothing better to do. You bunch of sad motherfucking bastards.

Yeah...I'm even newer than you are...and you irritate me. Just go away.

((Fat, ugly and proud.))
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Old 2004-05-18, 23:48
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If you want my attention, do one or more of the following:

a)let me get a good hand/mouthful of them tits

b)show me them tits

c)give me head

d)let me titty/ass/pussy fuck you
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Old 2004-05-19, 01:42
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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I think a lot of people would rather learn stuff from a grade 9 sex ed class where they will be treated with respect and given the correct information, than here where they will get no respect, bitched at, and treated unfairly, just for being who they are.

Also I think a lot of you are in the wrong forum, this is "sex and affection" not "bitch and moan" you should go there instead...poste haste
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Old 2004-05-19, 01:55
nocuous nocuous is offline
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Hey, it's not our fault you're an idiot.
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Old 2004-05-19, 02:08
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Aunt Jemima, the one talking about wrong forums, who made a thread about your favorite free thing to do?

Well my favorite free thing to do is rape you up your ass.
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Old 2004-05-19, 02:13
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

You bother me

Me too actually, you always have.

And darling most people who are as secure with their looks as you want people to think you are, don't randomly post little messages about their boob size, just because their 'bored."

P.S. nocuous I love you



[This message has been edited by Bella (edited 05-19-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-19, 02:45
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Aunt Jemima, the one talking about wrong forums, who made a thread about your favorite free thing to do?

Well my favorite free thing to do is rape you up your ass.

Where else would it go?

i would think that "affection" also refers to loving yourself and being happy with who you are, right? and my thread is not "your favourite free thing to do" it is "the finer things in life" which can refer to a lot more than just free stuff
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Old 2004-05-19, 02:53
Aunt Jemima Aunt Jemima is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Bella:

Me too actually, you always have.

And darling most people who are as secure with their looks as you want people to think you are, don't randomly post little messages about their boob size, just because their 'bored."

P.S. nocuous I love you



[This message has been edited by Bella (edited 05-19-2004).]

You forget the fact that me and you are different ages and from different backgrounds.

Maybe what I would do when I'm bored is not the same as to what you would do.

Also, you don't know me and you don't talk to me on a regular basis, also you don't know the things that I have been through or what has gone on in my life, so if you want to contradict what I said and say that I'm not comfortable with who I am, I think that you had better double check and see whether or not you're comfortable with who you are. Why would I bother lying to you and saying I'm not, I'm never going to meet you, it's not like we care about each other. It doesn't matter. I don't have to bother trying to impress all you people online cause it would be just a waste of time with people who I have absolutely no connection with besides via the internet. So basically I can say whatever I want, whenever I want to, and there are no consequences.

Also, you should keep in mind the fact that people act differently online than they do in real life.
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Old 2004-05-19, 03:03
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quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

You forget the fact that me and you are different ages and from different backgrounds.

Maybe what I would do when I'm bored is not the same as to what you would do.

Also, you don't know me and you don't talk to me on a regular basis, also you don't know the things that I have been through or what has gone on in my life, so if you want to contradict what I said and say that I'm not comfortable with who I am, I think that you had better double check and see whether or not you're comfortable with who you are. Why would I bother lying to you and saying I'm not, I'm never going to meet you, it's not like we care about each other. It doesn't matter. I don't have to bother trying to impress all you people online cause it would be just a waste of time with people who I have absolutely no connection with besides via the internet. So basically I can say whatever I want, whenever I want to, and there are no consequences.

Also, you should keep in mind the fact that people act differently online than they do in real life.

I did not forget that we come from different backrounds, that doesn't matter here. Randomly posting your chest size and age automaticlly causes people to respond. Personally it makes me doubt your confidence in yourself.
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Old 2004-05-19, 03:53
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quote:Originally posted by Born2Rock15:

Yeah STFU newbie. Only people that are L33t are allowed here.

Shit...I hope you are not serious.

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