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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2004-05-16, 01:36
paintballpunk paintballpunk is offline
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Is it just me, or is this forum filled with nerdy kids who fucked a slut once and get so scared on how it went? Ever question I see on this damn forum is,

"How do I kiss?"

"How do I finger a girl?"

"How do I ask a girl out?"

"How do I fuck a girl?"

"Im 12 and still a virgin! AH!"

"Will a girl fuck me if I get her drunk?"



I got some tips for anyone who posts shit like that...Whoever has a question on how to ask a girl out is a fucking loser. Be creative to make it special. If your worried about how you think you came to early should also be killed because no one cares and we dont care and if your girlfriend really loves you, she wont care!!! Fingering is overrated. If you ever see a kid joking around about fingering a hot girl, he is most lighty a little virgin bitch. Fingering sucks and if you havent tried it, you will see why soon...If anyone asks if they get a girl drunk, will they fuck them should be killed cause that means your a little fag that plays on his computer and rapes girls when they dont know what is going on. If you are worried that you are still a virgin at 12, you shouldnt be. Only slutty girls and gays lose their virginity at 12. Wait till high school until you start to worry.



But hey, this is totse and half the people here are all fags and nerds who get beat up in school and ask how to blow peoples cars up to get revenge.
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Old 2004-05-16, 01:48
BigMattTheHobo BigMattTheHobo is offline
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Thank you.

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Old 2004-05-16, 01:53
Infrared Infrared is offline
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You're entitled to your opinion and all, however immature and intolerant it may be, but this forum does it's share of good, too. I agree that there's a lot of fucking stupid threads, along the lines of those you mentioned, but even so, everyone's entitled to post about their sexual quandaries, and I think it's only fair to be understanding of that entitlement, even if it does secretly grate on your nerves. Also, I think anyone who makes the effort to reach out and seek help on any matter, however trivial it may seem to you or I, has taken a step in the right direction and should be shown some courtesy and some reasonable assistance. Unless the person is obviously trolling, I'm of the opinion that they should be shown at least a basic respect for having the cojones to even ASK, moreso if their question is along the lines of "I can't get it up" or "Am I too small?". Sure, you may want to laugh or tell them to go ask on AOL chat, but you need to temper that inborn immaturity (we all got it; me too) and urge to flame or laugh and try to lend an ear instead. It's a good thing to do that exalts you much more effectively than a clever, snide remark or an uncalled-for insult.

In short, don't be a jackass. Just be cool. And when the time comes that you're going to lose your virginity, we'll be right there and willing to give you advice about enlarging your penis. Being a jackass gets old, anyway. And karma will bite you in the ass for it.

-Infrared

Oh, and Paint, while I'm going to do my best not to rip you too hard, I'm of the opinion that you're a bit sexually-repressed and that you've likely never even been kissed. Be happy for those who get action, instead of jealous or sullen, and be confident that you'll get it too, someday. Especially if you're nice and you show some compassion. Girls will love you for it.

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 05-16-2004).]
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Old 2004-05-16, 03:16
THUGxLIFE THUGxLIFE is offline
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how do i kiss?
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Old 2004-05-16, 03:17
THUGxLIFE THUGxLIFE is offline
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i have white stuff coming out of my penis is this normal?
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Old 2004-05-16, 04:07
Weed is a deed Weed is a deed is offline
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quote:Originally posted by THUGxLIFE:

i have white stuff coming out of my penis is this normal?

OH MY GOD, THATS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH DONT DO THAT AGAIN.....

HAHA....
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Old 2004-05-16, 04:12
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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You forgot the ones who post topics without bothering to check if the topic has been covered recently. Ahem.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/007772.html
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Old 2004-05-16, 04:15
Gustave Gustave is offline
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quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

You forgot the ones who post topics without bothering to check if the topic has been covered recently. Ahem.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/007772.html

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