Me and my friend were makin fun of this gay dude, when we started talkin about gay men usin dildos. He said they have to buy dildos, and thats kinda mean cause it lets everyoine know there gay. I was just wonderin if theres any ways to have a makeshift dildo at home, so i can prove my friend wrong

My friend says that nothing at home resembles a dildo

Obviously you guys don't eat many veggies....

Penises resemble dildos....

I think this guys bullshitting, and he really just wants to make a dildo for himself. Be creative man. If you are over 18, fuck what other people think, just go get one, you could say its for your girlfriend.

Youre saying that a gay guy....is going to feel bad for being gay?? Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever heard. Plus the dude behind the counter doesnt care what peoples sexual prefrence is. IM ALMOST CERTAIN that a redneck or anyone who hates gays is going to be that open minded and work at a sex shop.

rubber duckys are often times use as dildos so are cell phones in plastic bags.

quote:Originally posted by Frank Castle The Punisher:

rubber duckys are often times use as dildos so are cell phones in plastic bags.

And you know this....how?

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

Penises resemble dildos....

I agree with him this time...

lol^^...sausage and squash are penis-ish.kinda.

carrots

cucumbers

those dried up italian sausages

toy rockets

a fist...

quote:Originally posted by Frank Castle The Punisher:



rubber duckys are often times use as dildos so are cell phones in plastic bags.



How about a pager set on silent mode?

Stick it in and dial 'er up!

Yea right! I m not tryin to make a damn dildo for myself. First of all i aint gay. Second of all i aint gay. Third i aint gay, and so on

Me thinks Samurai warrior is a closet homo.

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

Me thinks Samurai warrior is a closet homo.

A closet REDNECK homo, hence the "ain't".

So are you saying that every gay and bi man and woman in this world is comfortable with their sexuality? Boy, are you disillusioned. Just because your parents are ok with you being gay, doesn't mean everyone elses is. I went through a bi phase from 16-19, and was so ashamed of it, until I was forced to come out. It caused shit loads of problems with my family, and my work, and everything else in my life.

Since then, I have fallen in love with a great girl, and just left the bi phase in my past, but my point is, not everyone is ok with who they are.

quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:

Me thinks Samurai warrior is a closet homo.

Well it's OK for a guy to be in the closet, he'd better leave the door open a crack if it's not a vented closet though. A closet all

full of suffocated homo a week old, is jutht

too, too disguthting.

Just because you have a dildo doesn't mean you're gay. I mean whether you're gay or straight, anal stimulation is pleasurable. How does wanting pleasure make one gay, I just don't get it.

Oh sure gay men have anal sex but that doesn't make anal stimulation inherently gay.

How do you know hes gay. Many women need clitoral stimulation with g-spot stimulation to reach a g-spot orgasm. His wife/girlfriend may use it. Did you see if it vibrated?

quote:Originally posted by deptstoremook:

Just because you have a dildo doesn't mean you're gay. I mean whether you're gay or straight, anal stimulation is pleasurable. How does wanting pleasure make one gay, I just don't get it.

Oh sure gay men have anal sex but that doesn't make anal stimulation inherently gay.

It's sad that you would try to argue that here. Anyone who would possibly listen to you is smart enough to already know that stimulation is good for everyone. Those who think anal stimulation is only for gay guys aren't going to give a shit what you have to say on the subject. ...says the girl arguing with CarbonB over matters of sexuality. ...I think I'll just shut up now

I am not going to comment on the relivance of objects in someone's ass to their sexual preference.

I myself do not enjoy objects in my ass. I am sure some guys do. I am not going to say you are gay because you like the feeling of your prostate being stimulated.

I'm sure it could be good, but for myself I am reluctant to try. I think that your only gay, is if the penis/dildo entering your ass is attached inbetween a males legs.