You know, I could use all the help I can get to undertake the unlikely task of seducing a lesbian.

cut your dick off and dress like a woman.

^^^^ lmao

y the hell would you want to seduce a lesbian??

get er drunk

All she need is a good dick in the pussy,then she'll turn for sure.

Could you ever be seduced by a gay man? No, I didn't think so.

If she's a real lesbian, it's not possible. If she's faking to be trendy, then you might have a bit of a chance.

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

Could you ever be seduced by a gay man? No, I didn't think so.

If she's a real lesbian, it's not possible. If she's faking to be trendy, then you might have a bit of a chance.

^^^ that hot friend of yours in the army, is she a trendy lesbian or a lesbian lesbian!?

Lol a "real" lesbian you must be fucking dreaming.

Guys that are straight don't like things in their asses as do gay guys.

Now, lesbians and straight women like things in their pussy and ass.

So the chances of persuading a lesbian to take your dick in is not a hard task.

If she is a hot lesbian get a few drinks in her and she is all yours.

After she will doubt herself about being a lesbian since she was with a man and liked it. Which gets back to the point that lesbian women have just been scolded by women and turned gay since they refuse to be with a men who they think hurt them.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol a "real" lesbian you must be fucking dreaming.

Guys that are straight don't like things in their asses as do gay guys.

Now, lesbians and straight women like things in their pussy and ass.

So the chances of persuading a lesbian to take your dick in is not a hard task.

If she is a hot lesbian get a few drinks in her and she is all yours.

After she will doubt herself about being a lesbian since she was with a man and liked it. Which gets back to the point that lesbian women have just been scolded by women and turned gay since they refuse to be with a men who they think hurt them.

Even if you're right about all women liking things in their pussies, that wouldn't mean that they all want a dick in there. If you don't like guys, you don't like guys. Do you like guys, Carbon? If I put a few drinks in you, would you question your sexuality?

The more I read your posts, the more it seems like you're just playing devil's advocate. No one is as dumb as you pretend to be

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Lol a "real" lesbian you must be fucking dreaming.

Guys that are straight don't like things in their asses as do gay guys.

Now, lesbians and straight women like things in their pussy and ass.

So the chances of persuading a lesbian to take your dick in is not a hard task.

If she is a hot lesbian get a few drinks in her and she is all yours.

After she will doubt herself about being a lesbian since she was with a man and liked it. Which gets back to the point that lesbian women have just been scolded by women and turned gay since they refuse to be with a men who they think hurt them.

A guy can still suck your dick...

I've done it... well, she done it to me. But take note.

She was a) Gothic

b) Feminist

c) Teenage

d) Not really a lesbian, but wanted to be.

If you want advice on how to do it, you're out of luck. She was hitting on me for over a week before I even noticed. I'm clueless with women, if I wasn't so fucking sexy I'd still be a virgin.

And what the fuck is this "a good dick will turn her" bullshit? They invented dildos for a reason.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

(...)After she will doubt herself about being a lesbian since she was with a man and liked it (...)

I think all of you who are advocating the whole "if she tries it once she'll like it" approach are ignoring one of the more important facts about sexuality:

It's the right of every person to be able to choose certain aspects of their lifestyles (beliefs, sexuality, affiliations, etc.) and to have the rest of the population respect their choices (as well as their rights to those choices) as well as their privacy.

What you're proposing is something like "Oh, there are no real homosexuals ... just heterosexuals who haven't had it done to them right."

While we're engaging in verisimilitude, let's go further.

(sarcasm)

There are no "Christians" or "Jews" or "Hindus" or "Buddhists" or "Shintoists" or pagans or agnostics or atheists -- we're all just a bunch of enlightened (or ignorant) Muslims and once everybody it converted to Islam, we'll all be fine. Those who deny it are all just faking and they really like having it shoved in their faces every five seconds. Trust me.

There are no "Republicans" or independent political candidates -- we're all just a bunch of self-professed (or closeted) Democrats. Those who deny it are all just faking and they really like having it shoved in their faces every five seconds. Trust me.

(/sarcasm)

See how stupid it sounds?

I didn't read that last post.

Anyways, would a few drinks want me to be with a man ? No. Since women have a natural attraction to men it would be easier for them to be persuaded by one.

I am sure that if a man tried to persuade me it would end up in a fight. Now if a women tried to persuade me it might end up differently.

The reason I made my statement was to prove that a girls have natural attractions to men no matter what their "sexual preference" is. This is why turning a "lesbian" would be pretty easy.

Also if a guy sucked my dick while I was either, too drunk to realize or too drunk to wake up it wouldn't make me gay.

Now if I fucked him in the ass, that would make me gay, and I would never do that because I am not gay.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

I didn't read that last post.

Anyways, would a few drinks want me to be with a man ? No. Since women have a natural attraction to men it would be easier for them to be persuaded by one.

I am sure that if a man tried to persuade me it would end up in a fight. Now if a women tried to persuade me it might end up differently.

The reason I made my statement was to prove that a girls have natural attractions to men no matter what their "sexual preference" is. This is why turning a "lesbian" would be pretty easy.

Also if a guy sucked my dick while I was either, too drunk to realize or too drunk to wake up it wouldn't make me gay.

Now if I fucked him in the ass, that would make me gay, and I would never do that because I am not gay.



I'm going to attempt to not be overly hostile.

You seem overly educated in the psychological processes of homosexual individuals, yes? Let me ask a question first: are you stating that an attractive man can seduce any lesbian and an attractive woman can seduce any man?

Alright, how about this, do you have any data to back your ideas? Proof? Have studies been done that prove you correct, or are these just your ideas?

Do you have a degree in psychology? Ah, what good would that do, right? Oh, well, if you did, you might know that the brain formation of homosexual individuals is very different than that of heterosexuals.

One last thing...you mentioned homosexuality between males in your post. You felt the need to restate your sexual orientation. Why are you insecure over an internet forum? Do you consider our ideas, or just seek to antagonize.

If you could answer those questions, perhaps maybe Totse will understand you a bit better.

Awww, you didn't join my boycott, that makes me sad.

Well you seem to be a somewhat enlightened individual. So for you not to recognize those as theories then you are a bafoon.

If I had credentials on Psychology or sources to state facts of my theories I would post them.

I stated my sexual orientation in regards to someone asking if I was gay.

You see I like to post reply's to previous posts. So if you would read the earlier posts you will recognize someone asking of my sexual orientation.

So there is my case, take it as you will. Are all the enigma's unraveled for you now?

[This message has been edited by CarbonB (edited 05-18-2004).]

Tell me, CarbonB, when was the last time you were a lesbian?

... Are you sure you want to know that?

Girls pretend to be lesbians to get attention, I don't think anybody adheres completely to any sexuality.

My girlfriend was a former "lesbian", this stuff happens alot.

Despite whether someone is truly a gay or lesbian or whatnot, it is still possible to seduce a lesbian. Why? Simple. Society looks down on all homosexuals. Because of this, many of them are closeted and hide their actual sexual orintation by pretending to be straight, even to the extent of having intercourse with a member of the opposite sex. Ive known gay guys to screw girls in an attempt to hid their homosexuality or somehow change it out of shame, and lesbians do the same. Yes I can back this up with actual testimonials. And naturally, it does make sense. If everybody around you insisted that you were weird and messed up for being gay since the very influential and uncertian beginning of your life/existence, and biology seemed to certainly back that up, confused and despairing homosexuals will have sex with members of the oposite sex. Keeping that in mind now, assuming the original topic of discussion "How can you seduce a lesbian", all you have to do is prey off of this sexual insecurity, assuming that you find a hot one worth persuing within the midst of her own sexual confusion. Of course, this brings up many moral questions about what an asshole you might be, but hey, thats how you do it. No, in the end, you won't change her or make her switch teams, she'll still be a lesbian. But hey, you'll have changed that for one night.

THE END.