60% (just an estimate, I'll wait for Guswut to provide a more acurate assesment) of the threads in S&A are by guys that just don't have a goddamn clue. It's either "why can't I get a date", "I like this girl, how do I ask her out", or "I can't forget about this girl. I love her a lot...plus she's the only chick that will fuck me. How do I get her back?"

Is it genes? society? Do girl have the same problems but just don't make anoying and repetative threads about it? WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM!?!

...I blame hormones.

Stop generalizing men and women. We are all individuals. This thread is a hackneyed gender stereotype. Somebody close it. [/sarcasm]

1) Totse is majority adolescent male

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2) Females mature earlier than males of the same age group

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3) As a rule no male is entirely certain what a female thinks due to biological differences

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What you said.

I chalk it up to the fact that guys are always trying to catch a fish, and girls are always waiting for the right line.

Guys post all this shit on totse because we have nowhere else to go with it. Women can write to Cosmo and shit.

quote:Originally posted by avenge96:

I chalk it up to the fact that guys are always trying to catch a fish, and girls are always waiting for the right line.

Who cares about the "why", I think the more important thing to care about is the "how". In this case, the "how" is the "how" in how do we fix this.



EDiT: 68.4% by my count, good estimate.

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quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

EDiT: 68.4% by my count, good estimate.

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Knew I could rely on you Gus.

I think it's a matter of simply having nothing better to say...

I don't think they actually expect to get usable advice, because it's pretty obvious that no-one ever does. I think the motivation is more like "Look at me, I'm a guy, I like women, I met someone, I'm normal" and no more... they're just fueled by the desire to fit in, even with an online community... and meeting a chick is probably the most interesting thing that ever happens in their pitfully boring life so it's the only thing they can ever think of to post about.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

60% (just an estimate, I'll wait for Guswut to provide a more acurate assesment) of the threads in S&A are by guys that just don't have a goddamn clue. It's either "why can't I get a date", "I like this girl, how do I ask her out", or "I can't forget about this girl. I love her a lot...plus she's the only chick that will fuck me. How do I get her back?"

Is it genes? society? Do girl have the same problems but just don't make anoying and repetative threads about it? WHAT THE HELL IS THE PROBLEM!?!

...I blame hormones.

I can't see how hormones would effect a guy with how or why he posts on totse. As to why guys do? Because totse is a good source of anonimous help, and we don't have shitty mags like Cosmo to ask. People who are completely clueless are just stupid for waiting this long in their lives instead of doing what they need to learn.



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I think it's so they can be like... "I'm a woman look at me", "I'm pregnant out of wedlock and I don't know how to raise kids because I'm a dirty whore".

Just so they could be like the other percent of women bringing babies into this world and don't know the first thing about it.

^^^well, you see LSA King, I mean, Carbon, since you are a clueless asshole, I'll explain a little bit about hormoes.

Hormones make teenagers (especially teenage boys) do/say/feel things that have no meaning, or aren't real and which they do not understand. This provides the ample confusion that is associated with the teenage years (for many at least).

It's more along the lines of....

"Why SHOULD I care about these things?"

Mating has always been a simple task if one excludes a male mini-dog trying to stick it in a female Great Dane; the elaborate mating rituals and dances of birds and humans alike, and erectile dysfuction (that's when you can't get it up, and even this coup de grace is beaten back by a simple pill..give the guy some money, and POP, insta boner!)

Condsider sex from the male point of view:

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>Fondled her tits and rubbed her crotch

<LI>I'm hard as a rock, and haven't had sex for a few weeks

<LI>{inserts penis into vagina}

<LI>Vigorous thrusting

<LI>Orgasm and ejectcualion of an entire universe onto her stomach

<LI>Sleep.

</UL>

The same sexual encounter from the female point of view (slightly warped because I one day hope to write for porn makers):

<UL TYPE=SQUARE>

<LI>I'm aroused by his fondling and that fast hand all over my crotch.

<LI>He's hard. It's not the biggest, but we'll see how it turns out

<LI>Omigod! He is a mover and a shaker and damn he can hit that spot

<LI>HE JUST PUKED SEMAN ALL OVER MY FUCKING STOMACH!

<LI>(laws in bed next to a snoring boyfriend/husband and plays with herself)

</UL>

See, sex is actually about making a baby. I'm pretty sure because of the location of the clit we're supposed to masturbate for pleasure and mate for pro-creation.

And females except a lot more, too. Guys just want a warm vagina wrapped around their medicore cocks.