ok well i got a little teenage drama story, its funny as hell even more so because i have no idea how society works, so this whole bf gf gettin dumped etc etc thing is hillarious to me--here we go

ok so first thing off, for like months im in love with this girl for months and months since the beginning of school, i think shes perfect, do anything for her, but deep down i know ill never have her, just kinda one of those things, ya know? and then we start talking, we have alotta same intrests, same music, both into magick, so we start hanging out a little.

so were friends for about a month, and i start to lose my insatisfiable obbsession with her. i tell my main homie how i feel, and hes like, ask her out, so im thinking, hey what the hell i could have her, so im gonna ask her out

so i do, she says yes (unknown to me then, she just said it because she didnt want to say no) and i go out with her for a couple months. its great for me, the girl i loved more than any in the world is finally mine, never thought id be this happy all that shit.



now well this is happining the same my main homie is goin out with this girl and theyre very happy, i dunno how serious they were, i cant be inside my homies head. but anyways he fucks on her and dumps her, and i kinda talk to her about it, be nice and shit like that, we become friends.



now towards the end of my relationship, my gf starts actin weird, wont let me kiss her, avoids me completly, stuff like that. so she dumps me. after im on the outside of the obbsession i had with her, i am able to relize that everytime she said she loved me she didnt mean it, she always kinda said it like she had to, she never let me kiss her more than once she was prude as hell, but no huge deal, but she wouldnt even like let me be affectionite, like being close and kissing, not even getting sexual she wouldnt let me get near her and i didnt relize while i was going out with her, but after i can see that she never loved me or even liked me.

so when she dumped me it hit me hard, i really loved her, more than just a regular girlfriend, i really REALLY loved her, and the whole time she fronted to be nice and not hurt me, but really she just worked me up then cut me down at my highest when she got too lazy to front any longer.

so my homies ex, remembering how i talked to her about shit, and now were pretty good friends, we start talking about it. now before i got dumped she would say stuff like i wish you were single, i like you so much etc etc, so she gets to that, and i ask her out and she says yes. so i was single for less than 2 hours.

now we go out for a week, shes perfect. this girl is sooo pretty and hot and perfect, and so sweet and nice, really theres nothing i would change about her. and i start to love her. she has some health issues, serious ones, like she could die, and i really connect with that and shit and really care about her, she really loves me, not like the first one, and i finally think wow, a beutiful hot as hell girl, wayyyyy too good for me, if you saw us together youd be like that must be his cousin, there should be no way in a right and true universe that a scrubby ass juggalo like me would get a girl like this, im sayin this girl is PERFECT. we loved each other for the time, but deep down i knew shed relize who she was and who i was and relize i was worthless to her, but it was good while it lasted...

so anyways this perfect girl that i got a chance with dumps me after a week, which honestly is much longer than i thought it would last. she was way toooooo good for me, like i cant even explain how she liked me to begin with. im not self loathing at all, but this girl was REALLY perfect. so yeah she dumps me for this dude that im kinda friends with, lives right by me, im like ok whatever of course i was happy with her no one is as good as her but i cant expect her to stay with me if shes happier with someone else.

sidenote--online she said it was because she liked him longer and he is stonger than me...that comment just confused me mostly because i could murder this kid on accident if we got into a fight, and also that just seemed like mind blowingly shallow.

so the latest part of the story, she comes by my house today with the new guy, to say hi on my bday...she comes to her ex's house with the new guy, just to taunt me into violence...

so anyways, just a long as hell fucked up story, thought it was the funniest thing thats ever happened to anyone i know, so just for your reading pleasure. its just so like tv show complicated im suprised it would happen in real life, let alone mine, im a loser, stuff like this never happens to me



the lesson of the story, if you get a feeling a girls gonna dumo you, brace for impact, cuz it IS gonna happen if you get that feeling.

Tough break bro.

I know what you mean, the whole being in love thing, and you want her so bad, but you just can't.

See the whole ordeal with the girl I love, I wana ask her out, I KNOW she'd say yes (After today, she gave me 2 kisses on my cheek cause I am quiting smoking ) but what if we go out and break up? I wouldn't be able to deal with that shit.

But yeah, tough break, sorry kid.

I lost my respect for you at "magik" and "homie".

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

I lost my respect for you at "magik" and "homie".

I lost respect a "relize"

I lost respect when he said he really really LOVED HER MAN!! and she broke up with him a week later... I thought they were going out for longer time than that, but evidently you CAN love and be loved back, then have her break up with you in a week.

Women fuck you up man!

Most of them are just scum!

Get used to it!

quote:Originally posted by seraph~aral:

she really loves me, not like the first one

Of course, hence the whole 1 week thing ;-)

Hey, at least you have a positive outlook and can see the humour in it. Keep up the good attitude, it only gets weirder.

BTW, you've got to be the first wigger in the history of man to be able to tell a story well, I'm impressed.

quote:Originally posted by seraph~aral:

the lesson of the story, if you get a feeling a girls gonna dumo you, brace for impact, cuz it IS gonna happen if you get that feeling.

I fucking know man, my most recent ex-girlfriend, i got this really bad feeling, like somethings wrong, and we would just talk on the net while this came around, and then later on that day, she dumped me...on the net...meh, im over it...oh, and i know how you feel about being a loser and not deserving these girls and shit...

Single less than 2 hours? I think the lesson should be not to hop from relationship to relationship. It's better to deal with the pain, then find a relationship with someone than to find a relationship instead of dealing with the pain.

hey im not a wigger, not at all, what just cause i say "homie"? maybe im the only wigger who can tell a story because i have no affiliation with any wiggerdum

just a juggalo, not a wigger.

yeah i guess i should have waited longer before jumpin to the next random bitch, but, i dunno, it was just like the only chance i would have, and she was perfect, i just kinda took a gamble that a perfect girl would like me.

yeah it was kinda weird, i fell in love with her right away, maybe because i just got hurt by a different girl, and she liked me forever, like she thought she could never have me (which is disgusting, im not a prime peice of man) which is why it hurt so bad when the second one dumped me, because she was in love with me, but then shes even more in love with someone else...confused me for days.

wigger...whats wrong with you people???

and newports suck

bitch

I'm at this party, my gf is obviously avoiding me so I stop pushin it, I figure she's all PMSy or got diarrhea or something. Then I see her talking to my ex who hates me (cause I filled her locker with 300 golfballs). I get a bad feeling. I tell my "homie" 'dude I got a bad feeling, somethings going to heppen." She dumped me less than 5 minutes later.

Anyway, I totally agree with the thing about bracing at the end, it is absolutely true.

yeah you totally get that feeling when youre about to get dumped, its just like youre sitting there then youre like

oh shit...what the hell just happened?

and nothing happened, but the next time you talk to or see your girl...she dumps you you and your like, oh so that was that feeling.