One day, little cousin jimmy saw Adam looking at pornography. Jimmy asks”what you doing looking at naked people?” and then Adam says “fuck off” and then jimmy leaves the room. Ten minutes later.. Jimmy walks past adams room and hears moaning sounds. Again he enters, and asks “why you making those funny sounds my mom makes?” and then Adam replies with “get out of my room!!”. Then, little jimmy enters his room again this time wanting to play hide and go seek,just about the time when.Adam is getting ready to shoot it out when Jimmy says”I want to play hide and go seek, I’ll go hide” then Adam moans out “ready or not here I cum!”

That joke sucked.

quote:Originally posted by Mr X:

That joke sucked.

No shit it sucked, did you even look to see who posted it?

quote:Originally posted by Mr X (and Gustave):

That joke sucked.

so this girl is getting banged by her man and things are getting hot 'n stuff and they start changing positions and the girl is like, "baby, can we please try the other hole? please just this once??" and he just flips her over and is like, "what are you fucking nutz?!? you might get pregnant!"

Boo.

Why do tampons have that little piece of string attacted to the end of them?

So you have something to floss with when you're done.

A guy runs all the way home and bursts in yelling at his wife. "Pack your bags, I just won the lottery!" She replies, "Wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He answered, "I don't give a fuck...JUST GET THE HELL OUT!"

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

A guy runs all the way home and bursts in yelling at his wife. "Pack your bags, I just won the lottery!" She replies, "Wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" He answered, "I don't give a fuck...JUST GET THE HELL OUT!"

That was the only joke here that came close to making me laugh. The other ones are pitiful and you should all hang yourself. Easy Going has earned the priveledge of a peaceful death in his sleep.

Jimmy is talking to mom, he says, "Mommy, why do you and daddy fight at night?" She asks him what he's tlaking about. He says, "I hear you are daddy fighting at night. I here slap, slap, slap, slap. And he says, 'Do you like that? You like that shit don't you bitch!' Why do you and daddy fight at night?"

Why do tampons have string attached to them?

So the crabs can go bungie jumping!

A woman woke up in the middle of the night to find her drunken husband filling her mouth with Tylenol. "What the hell are you trying to do?" she yelled, spitting out the pills. "Don't you have a headache?" he asked. "NO!" "Great, then let's fuck."

quote:Originally posted by TheDragon:

That was the only joke here that came close to making me laugh. The other ones are pitiful and you should all hang yourself. Easy Going has earned the priveledge of a peaceful death in his sleep.

Yah!...by sodomy.

Rape isn't a laughing matter, unless it's with a clown...