some guy gets me this chick's email. i add her (cause i'm the shit). then i start chattin. then like a few weeks later i chat again to her and she rings me cause i had my mob as my display name cause i just got it. i'm like whoa!! and she's hot. a fkn model. i dunno if its bullshit. We on the phone first time, 30mins later we are having phone sex. Its was pretty cool.

and then she emails me saying she misses me. wtf? she lives 2-3hrs from me and i talk to my mates and we like 'ROAD TRIP!!!!' ahhahahaha. she said she would be cool with it if i went up there. this is so cool its never happened to me. i still think its bullshit. oh well. what u think?

What's the harm in checking anyway?

And if she's ugly, get drunk and then fuck her.

It's all the same when your drunk.

btw i'm a virgin. and theres this other girl who i will meet in 5 weeks. 2 years we been apart and in love

am i an idiot for doing this?

Uh....no.

Being in love and you've been apart for 2 years?

I think your living in lala land and I want to smoke what your smoking.

Hey look, Carbon. Someone with your level of maturity and intelligence. You guys should form a club.

Hmmmmm!!! Don't want to worry you, BUT I'm just wondering..............Is it possible that this "new" girl you are about to take a road trip to meet, is one and the same girl that you've been apart from for 2 years, and who you were planning to meet again in 5 weeks?

If so, she sure knows more about you now than before. And maybe now she might not like you very much, because of the phone sex you were doing on the phone with the "other" girl. Love, Venus.

the phone sex chick is the new one.

they are not the same girl

the one that i will meet in 5 weeks will be when we both go to holiday to the same place in europe. but we live on different continents atm. that is where we can be together. 2 years ago i met her and we still love each other. man i got stuff better than weed. love perhaps?

i feel bad for this girl i'm in love with..its like i'm a fucken idiot..and this new chick wants to meet and i want sex.

Yes, you are a fucking idiot. Now we all know you didn't come to that conclusion on your own right!

And you say love is better than weed but your some dillusional virgin.

Love? Can it be that you love a girl who you're never around?

I think you miscontrude the emotion for crush. Anyways have a fun time wherever you go.

thing is i WILL be around her..soon

dillusional virgin :S oh well i see how it goes. btw cro chicks rock

quote:Originally posted by CroaT:

cause i'm the shit



Don't kid yourself.

dude i am the shit. i'm not kidding myself. i add this chick and 3hrs later i get her orgasming 6 times on the fkn phone

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:



I think your living in lala land and I want to smoke what your smoking.

agreed

quote:am i an idiot

Yes.

quote:Originally posted by CroaT:

dude i am the shit. i'm not kidding myself. i add this chick and 3hrs later i get her orgasming 6 times on the fkn phone



umm faking?

who could be fucked faking 6 times?

quote:Originally posted by CroaT:

who could be fucked faking 6 times?

No offense, but she wasn't fucked. It was PHONE SEX. And, speaking from a girl's perspective, faking is the easiest thing to make believable. Especially over the phone. She faked. Six times. Sorry to burst your bubble. But if you want to go see her, I say go for it. Who knows, you may get lucky.

[This message has been edited by Nickums (edited 05-18-2004).]

why would she want to fake?

only the first time we spoke onthe phone

dumb bitch

what would u guys do if u caught ur girl faking it?

Pull yer fuckin head together yer daft spastic fuckin lughead moronic nutter.

Im a care worker at a local mental asylum defective institute and i reckons you should be a fuckin high priority patient.Get yer fuckin act together and stop crying yer little mums boy ha ha ha

hahhhahahahahahah thats funny shit

how come they let u retards use the computer??? that sounds like a cool asylum

Hey croaT you dont wanna work in the nut house coz it got my fuckin brains done in all these nutters who talk to trees and lamposts I dont know where i am with the fuckin idiots lol bwahahahahah lol