I was trying out rosey palms or whatever it is called in the bathroom. I decided that it could get messy so I decided to do it in the shower. I opend the curtain and there in the middle of the tub was the most disgusting,biggest centripide i have ever seen (i fucking hate them more than any animal/bug in the world)I looked and saw there wasnt any tissues so I grabbed one of those little paper cups and tried to scoop him up. It didnt work he started running all over the place and the cup knocked off about 30 or so limbs WHICH STILL CONTINUED TO MOVE AFTER BEING DETACHED. After he couldnt run anymore I capture him and quickly threw him and the cup in the toliet and flushed. BIG MISTAKE. The toliet started to over flow and then I heard a knock at the door. It was my mother wanting to use the bathroom.Naked with lotion all over my penis and hands I open the door and hide behind the show curtain(told her i was about to take a shower) and told her the story of the centipide and what not and she unclogged the toliet. I did the rosey palms thing and it was the best ever. Even though I had to go through a very akward moment to experience it.

what an entertaining little story.

though, what is this rosy palms thing?

yea no shit wut is the rosey palms thing

You flushed the poor bug.

"rosey palms" is a euphemism for masturbating.

More specifically, it is a masturbation technique in which you rub the tip of your penis with your palm. It provides for a very intense experience.

quote:Originally posted by phreakye:

More specifically, it is a masturbation technique in which you rub the tip of your penis with your palm. It provides for a very intense experience.

Hmmm, didn't know it meant a certain type of masturbation, how interesting.

Indeed.

Why would you open the door to your mom when your going to masturbate.

Then what kind of a man can have a penis and not control a centipede?

Then what kind of a man can't unclog a toilet(sp? that seems wrong) and his mom has to do it for him?

I say you need to get some balls attached to your shrinking penis.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Why would you open the door to your mom when your going to masturbate.

Then what kind of a man can have a penis and not control a centipede?

Then what kind of a man can't unclog a toilet(sp? that seems wrong) and his mom has to do it for him?

I say you need to get some balls attached to your shrinking penis.

she walked in (no locks),it was hard to catch that bastard with lotion all over my hands naked,I could have unclogged it but didnt want to say here mom put that plunger in my lotiony hands while i stand here half cocked covered in lotion,

dont try to flame somethng just so you can be diffrent from everyone else.

I can't even do a rosey palm, it feels so damn good, that as soon as I start too, it's so intense, I can't go any more.

I am a huge fan of "The stranger" though!

quote:Originally posted by Frank Castle The Punisher:

I heard a knock at the door. It was my mother wanting to use the bathroom.Naked with lotion all over my penis and hands I open the door and hide behind the show curtain

quote:Originally posted by Frank Castle The Punisher:

she walked in (no locks),

I am confused. Did she just walk in or did you let her in? And why would you mom walk in on you while you were in the bathroom?

twas one of those moments where it happend at the same time where she was walking in as i was turning the knob but i didnt mention it in the story for i saw no reason to.

Hahahahahaha, damn man. That is some funny shit.

And I'm yet to try 'rosey palms'. Hmm...

quote:Originally posted by Pulse:

Hahahahahaha, damn man. That is some funny shit.

And I'm yet to try 'rosey palms'. Hmm...

do u have to be circumsized or something?

if u dont, whats better to do the rosey palms thing, circumsised or uncircumsised?

Pull back your foreskin and you rub the head in a ciruclar motion with your palm(have lots of lotion and you can jerk to while doingit. Watch out though its really intense. (im cirumsized btw)