Whenever life gets you down,

keeps you wearing a frown

and the gravy train has left you behind

and when you're all out of hope,

down at the end of your rope,

and nobody's there to throw you a line..

if you ever get so low that you dont know which way to go,

cmon and take a walk in my shoes,

never worry about a thing, got the world on a string cuz i've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a'meltin away,

I take a look at my enormous penis, and the happy times are coming to stay,

I gotta sing and I dance, when I glance in my pants, and the feeling's like a sunshiny day!

I take a look at my enormous penis, and a'everything is goin my way!

[musical interlude]

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start a'meltin away,

I take a look at my enormous penis, and the happy times are coming to stay,

Yeah I got great big amounts, in the place where it counts, and the feeling's like a sunshiny day!

I take a look at my enormous penis, and everything is goin my way...

(my trouser monster)

everything is goin my way...

(my meat is murder)

everything is goin my way...

(size doesn't matter!)

everything is goin my wayyyyyyyyyy!

? <A HREF="http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/prostata-2.jpg">http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/prostata-2.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/prostata-2.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> ?

/\ is that your pic, or your boyfriends?

that cant be real for no less than two reasons:

1. the largest in recorded in medical history was 14 inches

2. thats rediculous.

Great song. Have you heard "Internet Porn"?

"Whoops! It's 5 AM!"

&lt;starts humming&gt;

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

/\ is that your pic, or your boyfriends?



neither...it is his spanking material.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

? &lt;A HREF="http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/prostata-2.jpg"&gt; <A HREF="http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/prostata-2.jpg">http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/prostata-2.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/prostata-2.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A> &lt;/A&gt; ?

That's Me

quote:Originally posted by smoketheweed:

[B] That's Me B]

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

/\ is that your pic, or your boyfriends?



It is some guy who photoshopped his penis to be that large (duh... ).

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

It is some guy who photoshopped his penis to be that large (duh... ).

You know you have confidence issues when you have to photo shop your penis to make it look bigger than you are.

c2

quote:Originally posted by fieldy920:

Whenever .........

everything is goin my way...

(size doesn't matter!)

everything is goin my wayyyyyyyyyy!

Way to go real original, You could almost write for Da Vinci's Notebook

quote:Originally posted by c2:

You know you have confidence issues when you have to photo shop your penis to make it look bigger than you are.

c2

...Or way to much time on your hands, as well as a digital camera (which I want to get so I can make a spin around of the Gustave' Lair... :tear .

quote:Originally posted by Wmupilot:

Way to go real original, You could almost write for Da Vinci's Notebook

Wow thanks, I'll see what I can do.

That picture is deeply disturbing. And funny, cause if it was real, he could only have sex with an elephant or a whale...Hahahaha!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

That picture is deeply disturbing. And funny, cause if it was real, he could only have sex with an elephant or a whale...Hahahaha!

I think he would die from an erection though, his body wouldn't have enough blood to supply his giant penis and the rest of his body.

"Death By Erection" would be a funny way to die, he he he...