So this is just to say hi,i posted in sex and affection because this is where i plan to spend most of my time,so i hope i can help some of you out,and you can help me!

So,Hi!

I think it would be a good idea if i ask a question too,so,



If you have the choice between, sex guaranteed once every six months, no more no less, or just carry on with the way things are now, what would you do?

Stupid question i know.

I will post my answer later!

on behalf of me, i welcome you to this fine, fine topic. as for your question, i'd stick with the way my life is now!

hello new bird. the best way to get respect here is to suck my dick,

no honestly.

as for your question i think...false, definately false.

"Hi! I'm a girl! ^_^"

"Don't be stupid! Everyone knows there's no girls on the internet!"

welcome

ohw, don't worry threads like this are always soon filled with flames

i would keep things like they are, why would i swop garanteed sex several times a week for only twice a year

lets see...sex every six months...no more

*shoots self*

Let me just say welcome to S&A...I'll be one of your mods!

Any crap posted that has nothing to do with sex and/or affection will be closed!

As for your question...I would say go the way you're going.

Sex once every six months is guarenteed but having the chance of getting it more is better.

Also the thrill of going out and trying to get some is better than knowing you'll get nothing until the next six month period has elapsed!

Hope you like it here!

P.S: Any pics of yourself in hot/sexy poses will be greatly appreciated! hehehe

quote:Originally posted by A-tuin:

hello new bird. the best way to get respect here is to suck my dick,

no honestly.

as for your question i think...false, definately false.

If you would kindly unzip,im more than glad to earn some respect.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Let me just say welcome to S&A...I'll be one of your mods!

Any crap posted that has nothing to do with sex and/or affection will be closed!

As for your question...I would say go the way you're going.

Sex once every six months is guarenteed but having the chance of getting it more is better.

Also the thrill of going out and trying to get some is better than knowing you'll get nothing until the next six month period has elapsed!

Hope you like it here!

P.S: Any pics of yourself in hot/sexy poses will be greatly appreciated! hehehe

Im going to have to see about the pics, but expect them sometime soon, i promise.

It ain't the way to earn the respect of anybody but desperate, horny scumbags.

Hi, by the way, I'm Infrared, your tour guide for this evening.

I just hope you know how to get my email address!

Seriously though...I do hope you like it here...It's an informative place with a good community and helpful (myself included I hope) mods.

*sigh* im the first one to welcome her and i am totally blanked.

it could have been beautiful spearmintbreath!

*walks off into distance in grief*

[This message has been edited by Twiggy (edited 05-10-2004).]

Greetings.

Helpful advice, fresh insights and good-natured comments are welcome. Flaming and generally be an ass happens, but it's frowned upon.

If you haven't already, please review the last few pages of threads, and the archives. Many subjects come up repeatedly.

Enjoy the ride, and please keep arms and legs inside at all times.

hiya! welcome to S&A!

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Enjoy the ride.

I got a ride you can enjoy...

BTW I'd go with the way it is now. It's more fun going out trying to get laid, then knowing exactly when it's going to happen...

Hey this random name on the internet claims to be a girl.

Let's all hit on her and post disgusting things that we wish we could do with a real women.

YIPEEE!! Maybe I can score a date before the millenia is over, or maybe even get some CYBER SEX! YEEESSS!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Hey this random name on the internet claims to be a girl.

Let's all hit on her and post disgusting things that we wish we could do with a real women.

YIPEEE!! Maybe I can score a date before the millenia is over, or maybe even get some CYBER SEX! YEEESSS!

So I've met my first dickhead!

One of the many your sure to find out soon enough. Welcome, have fun and ignore the more disgusting of the idiots.

at the risk of sounding unpopular i think carbonb is pretty funny, at least he/she brings some colour to these threads. (sorry).

Hey, Welcome to Totse, and to S&A, I'm glad you posted, its nice to see more women on S&A rather then horney guys (you know who you are). Well I hope you enjoy Totse.

Thanks everyone for being so nice i love you all, all ready, even that bloke i called a dickhead, you're all right!



~SB~

^^

(Thats the thing i do at the end of my messages now!)

quote:Originally posted by SpearmintBreath:

If you would kindly unzip,im more than glad to earn some respect.

Holy shit! Your kidding, right?

BTW Im WeedWhaker (duh) obviously im a pothead and i would like to say hi. and im sure everyone would love pics if you would be willing.

~SotM

Please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are in their full upright and locked position.

Hi new chick. Ummm, to answer your question, I currently have guaranteed sex most every night. Does your 6 month guaranteed scenario include someone in the same room with me?

-Extant

What if you're already getting it every 6 months?

Greetings, by the way.

Edit: Oh, how did you happen to stumble upon Totse?

[This message has been edited by pluffy (edited 05-11-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Extant:

Hi new chick. Ummm, to answer your question, I currently have guaranteed sex most every night. Does your 6 month guaranteed scenario include someone in the same room with me?

-Extant



Damn you Extant, you stole my joke about being a pathetic virgin!

quote:Originally posted by SkiPpYP:



Damn you Extant, you stole my joke about being a pathetic virgin!



Well I'm far from being a virgin, but nevertheless, sorry I stole your joke.

quote:Originally posted by pluffy:

What if you're already getting it every 6 months?

Greetings, by the way.

Edit: Oh, how did you happen to stumble upon Totse?

[This message has been edited by pluffy (edited 05-11-2004).]

How did i stumble upon totse? I was just walking along, when suddenly i tripped on something, when i looked down, yeah you guessed it, a stone! Then i got up looked on my computer, and while "surfing the web" one day i just came across totse.

quote:Originally posted by SpearmintBreath:

So I've met my first dickhead!

pwned

/me thinks me likes you.

*high five*

Thank you, for *coming across* Totse. Very pleasant, extremely moist. Lovely.

Will Totse have to wait another *six months*?

quote:Originally posted by moonmeister:

Thank you, for *coming across* Totse. Very pleasant, extremely moist. Lovely.

Will Totse have to wait another *six months*?

Of course not, i *come across* totse almost everyday.



~SB~

When she so willingly offers pictures of yourself one must wonder...does one really WANT said pictures?

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hiya

quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:

When she so willingly offers pictures of yourself one must wonder...does one really WANT said pictures?

Only guys who like pictures of young, attractive(i think so any way),hotpant wearing females would want to see said pictures, so no you probably dont want to see them.Lol just kidding, or maybe im right?

Edit-none of you're business!

[This message has been edited by SpearmintBreath (edited 05-11-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by solitudesblind:

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hiya



I think i know that bloke! He took the break up well.

Edit: Fixed image tags so the page doesn't stretch out.--DC



[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 05-11-2004).]

Moonmeister, you fucking crazy, sick, very kickass man.

IT apears gustave hasn't tainted this thread, Does He post in S&A, Obviously I don't.

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Well if it's just guarenteed sex once every six months, without it being guarenteed it'd be mind blowing.. or any other benefits, then I'd stick to my "at least once throughout the day i'm with my g/f"

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

pwned

/me thinks me likes you.

*high five*

Lesson 1: This guy is a fucking idiot. All he does is spam S&A with his homosexual and boring threads. You can now make up your own mind about him.

If you were a guy you would have been flamed moreso than welcomed, consider yourself lucky.

I can't think of anything else to say, I had something really good lined up for my concluding paragraph, damn.



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Thetawaves is a fucko.

quote:Originally posted by Florida Snow:

IT apears gustave hasn't tainted this thread, Does He post in S&A, Obviously I don't.

&lt;CRAP IMAGE REMOVED&gt;



How mature.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

How mature.

Hey, you're the guy everyone hates aren't you?

Well i love you, giz' a kiss!



~SB~

Okay if I want to spam S&A I post an ineligible topic with a topical footnote that no one gives a rip about and then do some attention whoring....got it

oh, and welcome to totse...it looks like you will fit right in.