I lasted one day,then i got board and horny,so i jerked off,im so bummed out now i dont know i thought i would make a week eaisily,but hey i was board so fuck im try again from..........NOW!

quote:Originally posted by casperc:

I lasted one day,then i got board and horny,so i jerked off,im so bummed out now i dont know i thought i would make a week eaisily,but hey i was board so fuck im try again from..........NOW!

You weak, pathetic fool.

Ahhh, please dont beat me,im sorry it was a accident.

I thought this post was about you trying to beat off, and failing. I had a friend try to do that once. He was so drunk he couldn't even get it up. Just as well, as he was at my house at the time.

And you helped him out didn't you homo?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

And you helped him out didn't you homo?

If by "helped him out" you mean laughed my ass off at him for a good half an hour, then forbidding him to ever use my computer again, then laughing my ass off at him again when he took about 4 steps away from the computer an passed out on the floor, then yes.



...Oh, you mean "helped him out", like I gave him a handjob? Well, closet homosexual he may be, that would have been physically impossible due to sheer amount of alcohol.

But I did want to. With my mouth.

SurahAhriman:

Fucking hilarious. + + .

You lasted one day, what is it with men? I get horny alot, but i can hold out a week easily. You should be ashamed.

dude, one day????? holy shit thats nothing. iwent for about 2 weeks once (i was sooooo desirous) but still man, ONE DAY! unbelievable. you my friend, are a disgrace to the male gender (spits on computer screen in disgust)