What is your most twisted fetish? The one you think would make everyone would never talk to you again if you ever mentioned it to them.

For myself, my fetish is probably anal sex with a pregnant chick with chocolate syrup smeared on her back...a good hoisting/suspension mechanism doesn't take away from it either. This works even better if we both happen to be decked out in crotchless Spiderman uniforms with swastikas printed on our backs (evil and wicked shit turns me on).

So, I've told you my wierdest, most fucked up fetish situation...what's yours?

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Having said that: I greatly enjoy young girls, sniffing panties and cockstuffing.

Cockstuffing? Is that where you lob off a guys dick, irradiate the bajeezus out of it, fill it with whipped cream, and market them as Low-Fat Low-Carb Twinkies?

Panty sniffing...such as a dog does to a pile of fecal matter on a hot day?

Little girls as in midgets? Legless? Malnurished?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Cockstuffing? Is that where you lob off a guys dick, irradiate the bajeezus out of it, fill it with whipped cream, and market them as Low-Fat Low-Carb Twinkies?

Panty sniffing...such as a dog does to a pile of fecal matter on a hot day?

Little girls as in midgets? Legless? Malnurished?



that had me on the floor laughing.

seen kill bill? well i want a girl thatl do to me what the lucy lu's bodygaurd did to her date.

Calling out another girl's name during sex, makes her pissed off and I love screwing pissed off chicks.

Another one would be getting head from a suckerfish. I don't know what its like, but I've always wanted to try it.

ok thats just sick

umm...i like...naked chicks? I guess I'm just not weird enough to be wandering these forums.

Did you guys know that there is a 'baloon' and a 'crush' fetish? Fuckin crazy.

For some strange reason I don't see my sexual fantasies as sick!

I'd love to have a chick dress up like a nurse from the institution I was in would be great.

Another straight jacket around me would be sweet too!

Also I'm talking bullshit and I have nothing useful or truthful to add to this thread!

What can I say?

I just like sex...Whatever it's form!!!

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:



I'd love to have a chick dress up like a nurse from the institution I was in would be great.

Another straight jacket around me would be sweet too!





No offense, psycho, but...lmfao.

I don't think I have any that are particularly sick. I always fantasize about having sex with a guy while a girl is eating me out at the same time. *shrugs* That's the extent of my dementedness.

Wow, I almost feel like I scared everyone away.

Ok... I'll be honest, I'd like to be kidnapped, tied up and abused by a group of rugged yet sexy men... maybe marines or something.

That's actually not that rare of a fantasy from some of the women I've talked to. Assertive women, from what I've learned by conversation with them, quite often have fantasies about being completely dominated and abused. Quite odd that we humans often subconsciously want what would consciously be considered directly contradictory to our 'sense of good'.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Assertive women, from what I've learned by conversation with them, quite often have fantasies about being completely dominated and abused.

That's certainly true for me. Well, not the abuse part. I find roleplaying goofy. But being held down and tied up in inventive ways would be delightful. I was so ashamed of my fantasies for so long, fearful they were chauvanistic, misogynist wet dreams that, if fulfilled, would undo all the work of my feminist forebears.

But isn't feminism about the right to make choices? And if I choose to be cuffed to a bed and fucked like a slave, is it not me who is in control because I and I alone put myself in such a position?

That and I'd like to fully explore the erotic potential of semiautomatic weaponry and rifles. They are, after all, long, hard instruments of power and death- much like the phallus itself.

Sucking girls toes, tight pussys, and a girl that can swallow cum.

quote:Originally posted by fieldy920:

Calling out another girl's name during sex, makes her pissed off and I love screwing pissed off chicks.

Another one would be getting head from a suckerfish. I don't know what its like, but I've always wanted to try it.

There was this place... I think it was in florida where people were feeding these fish with smaller fish. These fish had absolutely no teeth, so were probably similar to sucker fish, in a way. One guy got his hand too close, and the fish grabbed it. When he pulled it back, it was all bloody. I really don't think that you want to try what you were proposing to do.

quote:Originally posted by ChickenOfDoom:

There was this place... I think it was in florida where people were feeding these fish with smaller fish. These fish had absolutely no teeth, so were probably similar to sucker fish, in a way. One guy got his hand too close, and the fish grabbed it. When he pulled it back, it was all bloody. I really don't think that you want to try what you were proposing to do.

I think that being eaten out by a suckerfish would have much of the same effect...damn. Just playin'!

Actually, I like people licking and sucking my toes, biting my neck, and rubbing my ass--but it has to be through cloth. It's that cloth-friction thing that's a turn on.

quote:seen kill bill? well i want a girl thatl do to me what the lucy lu's bodygaurd did to her date.

Well at least now I can say I wasn't the only one who was thinking that. They call that dominance/submission.

Mine? Well...this could go either way, but I've always had this degradation fantasy: I know most people are either dominant or submissive, but I think I would enjoy both (submissive a little more); anyway, I mean total submission/degradation: hardcore bondage, forcing the girl/the girl forcing me (you get the picture: this can go either way) to urinate or defecate, or cry, and all of that good stuff. Also, the chick forcing me to have anal intercourse with another guy would really get me off.

Do I win the dirty contest? Use your imagination and I'd probably enjoy it, but I think I covered most of the bases.

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i want to fuck a dolphin

Nothing too outrageous...

Although it involves:

Multiple pairs of handcuffs

Rope

An unlimited supply of ice

A couple blindfolds

Whipped cream

and, a girl and a guy.

That is all it takes for me to have a good time.

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perverts!

I would have to say um... dead things, corpses, dead things