alrite hey theres this chick i like, and im pretty sure she likes me. shes also a pretty good friend of mine. and our relationship is really flirty and we joke a lot, but we can still be serious. but ya so girls (guys wont be serious so im only askin the ladies!) im lookin for a good way to ask her out, like a cute/creative way.

Go buy a dick that looks about as big as you think yours would be. I'm guessing around 2 inches, then screw it on in between where your balls should go.



After ask the girl out on a date. Enough said.

thats harsh, but pretty funny

you need to fucking locate your dick, remove the shrink wrap, and FUCKING USE IT YOU PUSSY

Punch her in the face. And then drag her around. Us girls love that.

Just so you know, she doesn't like you as more than a friend. Women are capable of subgrouping their male companions into 'friends', and 'potential'. You are in subgroup 'friends', and attempting to force your way into subgroup 'potential' will eliminate you from the system of male companions.

Maybe you might want to make sure she likes you before you ask her out?

Oh and what you might want to stay away form is what my boyfriend did. "So we look cute together, I think we should go out tommorrow. What time will I be picking you up?"

Ask her out to the movies.. that's not hard. "Hey you wanna go see *insert movie name*?" Continue from there.

stick your thumbs in her nose and ask to purchase her orange balloon and bucket in welsh.

h0t s3><0rz

I say forget it.

the most creative way to ask a girl out is to



GROW SOME FUCKING BALLS

eh dont be creative, just be nice and say the nerdiest thing you can think of:

"will you go out with me"

youre not gonna woo a bitch by like fuckin gettin a plane to write shit over her house. you get a girl by her wanting to be with you and if she wants to be with you if you just ask, then shell say yes.

Ok. How about this. It may be a little too advanced for you.. but here goes...

Idiot: "Hey there "toejam"

(make conversation)

eventually..

Idiot: "So what are you doing on saturday night?"

Toejam: "Duhh... Being arrogant. Why?"

Idiot: "Well.. err.. I was wondering.. if it's not too much trouble.. that is to say... I just wanted to know.. erm.. i've been thinking about asking to go out with..." (toejam walks away)

and there you have it. Feel free to elaborate, but I think you might as well cut your losses now, and don't try.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Women are capable of subgrouping their male companions into 'friends', and 'potential'.

Believe it or not, everyone is capable of applying this system of catagorization to their lives.

Even guys?

quote:Originally posted by FoodforThought:

Oh and what you might want to stay away form is what my boyfriend did. "So we look cute together, I think we should go out tommorrow. What time will I be picking you up?"

Well, why should he stay away from doing that? He is your boyfriend, so apparently it worked.. I don't think he would have the balls to do it anyway, though. Takes balls to say something like that.

Try to spend more time with her, and see where it goes from there.



If she's as insecure as you seem to be, she probably goes home every night and cuts herself stupid to try and forget about you.

quote:Originally posted by DrummerBoy:

you need to fucking locate your dick, remove the shrink wrap, and FUCKING USE IT YOU PUSSY

How original, Fucknuts!

I dunno mate...I'd say just ask her...Nothing overly creative, just a simple "Hi...How do you fancy going out sometime?"

The simple plans normally work best with chicks!

thanks but no offense u guys are fucking dumb. thats not wat i mean. jesus christ. ive used my dick more than most of you probably have, and im not actually looking for love in this relationship. ive also asked out girls before, and im lookin for something new! and another thing, i dont live in the states and its different here. u cant just be like hey watcha up to sat, cuz its just not like that. usually we hook up at parties and hang out all nite, and stuff like that. but its all good guys, ill think im gonna try that bitch slap idea.

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Well, why should he stay away from doing that? He is your boyfriend, so apparently it worked..

He should stay away from it because I don't know to many girls who would actually agree to being told they are doing something. The reason it worked for me was because I planned on asking him out the same day.

"Go out with me, or I'll kill this cat!"

<A HREF="http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/killCat.jpg">http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/killCat.jpg" width="90" height="90 (http://img54.photobucket.com/albums/v165/guswut/killCat.jpg" width="90" height="90)</A>

Needless to say, you might need a few cats in one night...

[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 05-08-2004).]

That looks just like my cat Rufus. My other cat is much more kickass though...he's 18 pounds and sits around shitting on the floor.

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Try to spend more time with her, and see where it goes from there.

do this

There was this gay thing on the football field with the whole school (coupla hundred people) so I jacked a megaphone (be resourceful) and yelling out "name! I love you. Will you go out with me?" Sounds gay but it was hilarious.

And I got a free magephone out of the deal.

quote:Originally posted by edinator:

thanks but no offense u guys are fucking dumb. thats not wat i mean. jesus christ. ive used my dick more than most of you probably have, and im not actually looking for love in this relationship. ive also asked out girls before, and im lookin for something new! and another thing, i dont live in the states and its different here. u cant just be like hey watcha up to sat, cuz its just not like that. usually we hook up at parties and hang out all nite, and stuff like that. but its all good guys, ill think im gonna try that bitch slap idea.

Well I'm sure, because Harry here has discovered the magic inside of himself on the day of his 11th birthday. Now 12 years old, Harry here still flicks his wand 23 times a day!

quote:Originally posted by KooshBlood:

There was this gay thing on the football field with the whole school (coupla hundred people) so I jacked a megaphone (be resourceful) and yelling out "name! I love you. Will you go out with me?" Sounds gay but it was hilarious.

And I got a free magephone out of the deal.

Don't feel like editing my post so...

I used the ThinkGeek fortunes to ask my old girlfriend out... I was going away for the weekend, so put up somthing about how I love you, then called her and told her to find it. She never found it, but found out by around 6 posts that people put up saying how that was "sweet".

All of you are royally fucked up. How about a herpi sandwich??

Ok to the pussy who made this thread about how he gets more pussy than us but asks how to get a girl?

Hmmmm moron do you even think when you make statements like this?

Grow some fucking balls and stop acting like a little bitch on totse and in real life.

One time at a dance at our school i went up to the dj dude and i asked him if i could use the mic to ask out a chick and let me. I sounded like a looza cuz the mic squeaked but she said yea and she said that it was really sweet