Hey all...Me again!

I'm slightly drunk and bored outta my mind...So I was wondering...What are your best tactics for going out and picking up girls/guys?

Seeing as I'm a guy...And I'm straight mine would have to be the perfume trick (You may remember my previous thread about it).

Basically you spray some perfume on yourself then spray a slightly larger amount of cologne over the top.

This causes women to smell the perfume, not notice but basically want you.

It's a pheromonal thing.

Basically put.

I'd like some feedback on some of your tactics...Not necessarily pick-up lines unless there's an action to back it up or something.

Thanks guys!

Well I was with a girl, and I pointed out the moon, and she was said "it's beautiful". Then I said back to her "you're beautiful, and we went out but now she's not beautiful anymore". I dunno it was a spur of the moment thing.

It worked too.

[This message has been edited by Lazzaro (edited 05-06-2004).]

I slap the bitch in the face. Then rip off her clothes and fuck her. Does that count?

quote:Originally posted by Lazzaro:

I pointed out the moon, and she said "it's beautiful". Then I said back to her "you're beautiful, and we went out but now she's not beautiful anymore".



That would certainly confuse the hell out of me...

... I give up, what the hell does that mean?

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

That would certainly confuse the hell out of me...

... I give up, what the hell does that mean?

I think it means that he is saying that he dated the moon before, and thought she (the moon) was beautiful. But now that he is dating her, the moon doesn't look as beautiful...

You'd have to be a doctor in English...

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Usually things are different every time. You just have to relax and let things evolve. The main thing is attitude. You just have to have the right attitude. Aside from that, knowing what to not do, not to say, and when to shut up is just as important as any tactic.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

I think it means that he is saying that he dated the moon before, and thought she (the moon) was beautiful. But now that he is dating her, the moon doesn't look as beautiful...

You'd have to be a doctor in English...

[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 05-06-2004).]

No it means, that that is how we hooked up.

quote:Originally posted by Gustave:

I think it means that he is saying that he dated the moon before, and thought she (the moon) was beautiful. But now that he is dating her, the moon doesn't look as beautiful...

You'd have to be a doctor in English...

[This message has been edited by Gustave (edited 05-06-2004).]

Hence, the message is Things are always nicer until you have them.

Okay so far I've had two methods.

Paintball...If it works for you then it counts here...But you're probably full of shit so I won't count it!

C'mon...There's gotta be some good ones out there...Don't be shy!

I came up with this tactic almost accidentally. I was just chatting online with this chick(me and her attend the same school), to whom I had revealed a bit about myself(she asked). First off, I made sure she saw some uniqueness in me(did that in school). I usually carry an expensive digital cam(not like, showing it off but I have it with me most of the time), which was benefitial in two ways:

1 - Girls love to take pictures

2 - It made her "see" money

So a few days later, she got on MSN Messenger and asked me for the pictures I took. Instead of playing the nice guy part, I started asking her to give me a good reason to send them to her. All done in a playful manner. She did complain that I was messing up her mind, which isn't a bad thing. Judging by the fact that she kept on talking and giving me leads to neg-hit her(SS term, meaning negative hits. Usually playing down a girls specific trait). Eventually she jokingly said she was going to beat me up. Now this is where most of you with less patience to read will stop. Consider that we were talking in a different language. There are three possible meanings to the expression she used for beating me up. The violent meaning, the sexual meaning(hand job) and finally one that implies that your sanity is impaired. As I asked her in what way would she do it, the first thing that came up to her was that I was making a sexual joke. I was, but I told her I was saying she was nuts and she was the one who was thinking about sex all along. So to put it simple, I said it in a manner that she would see sex while my real intention was to trap her and accuse her of being a pervert. Never forget that this was all done with a humorous tone. Now, as the conversation went on, I lead her into talking about feelings at which point I told her I would read her palms the next day, to see if she was telling the truth(I consider palm reading a bunch of bullshit but girls love it somehow). Then she asked me if I knew what was her star sign. I asked someone to tell me her birthdate so I could look it up. I made my guess and it was right. Yes I was "cheating", but really, who cares? Plus, this struck her like lightning and as a consequence, she told all her friends about me. I could notice from the way I was getting stared at by them. A word to the wise, bullshit works fine.

So let's recap:

1- Generate interest in her, whether it be by physical looks, atitude, possessions, simiar interests, whatever.

2- Talk to her as if you're not needy and got plenty of girls after you, which can be accomplished by NOT being nice. Don't be a complete ass either, just joke about her a bit here and there.

3- Take the conversation a bit further by discussing feelings and mental traits.

4- Act like a gypsy. Palm reading works wonders, but you have other choices if you're a palmist hater(I think).

You can dig up a few sites about palm reading by googling, but I'll save you the trouble:

http://www.pickupguide.com/layguide/linesgeneral.htm

Enjoy

[This message has been edited by Local Hero (edited 05-07-2004).]

^^^

Now that right there is the sort of shit I'm looking for!

Intriguing, LH...I like the way you analysed the situation and the reactions of the girl!

Man! If he can avoid paternity suits, he's gonna be up for All-American Hero. Palm readin', phony or not gives one a excuse to hold her hand.

You can trace the various lines with a fingertip, in hopes of drivin' 'em craaazy baby!

WOW YOU GOT AN EXCUSE TO TOUCH A GIRL'S HAND.

OMG, maybe her friends stare at you because your a fucking loser who carries around a fucking video camera.

Anyways jerkoff, how the fuck can you have tone on a fucking IM message. Your acting as if you were on the phone.

This is a bullshit thread and the 12 year olds accounts should be revoked.

AHHAA For the next mother fucker who says that my account should be revoked TOO. Morons...

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

WOW YOU GOT AN EXCUSE TO TOUCH A GIRL'S HAND.

OMG, maybe her friends stare at you because your a fucking loser who carries around a fucking video camera.

Anyways jerkoff, how the fuck can you have tone on a fucking IM message. Your acting as if you were on the phone.

This is a bullshit thread and the 12 year olds accounts should be revoked.

AHHAA For the next mother fucker who says that my account should be revoked TOO. Morons...



Wow, your advice was SO much better than his.

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Basically you spray some perfume on yourself then spray a slightly larger amount of cologne over the top.

This causes women to smell the perfume, not notice but basically want you.

It's a pheromonal thing.

Basically put.

Thanks guys![/B]

What kind of parfume and cologne?When it mixes it should be fucked up???The cologne is pheromon without smell?

Does that pheromon REALY works???Please tell me what brand do you use and what is your impresion.....and one example

Perfume = Diesel.

Cologne = Jasper Conran.

Example:

I was single, going out for a night with the boys for a night of drinking, fun and procrastination!

I wore one squirt of Diesel and four of JC...I've never had such a good responce from women in the pub before that night!

For the thread to help you understand why, here it is: http://www.totse.com/bbs/Archives/Archive-000002/HTML/20040202-4-005798.html

P.S: CarbonB...You're a retard...If you haven't got anything nice to say then don't say anything at all and fuck off you worthless prick!

Okay, now my pickup method involves chloroform, a cargo van, three lifesize plastic aliens, lots of ducttape, and some K-Y. Now, I know what you're thinking, but you're dead wrong.

I invite the lady home after a little ado; poking fun and getting her thoughts on me. We leave, go out to my cargo van which is loaded with bottles of opened chloroform. We both pass out. Now, two of my friends kidnap us both and drive us out to a cornfield, smother us in K-Y and steal our clothes, and stand up the 3 alien figurines while leaving several rolls of duct tape next to me. Upon awakening, the lady is frightened to death, I pull out a shotgun and blow two alien figurines away...the third, I club a few times with the shotgun butt, and then duct tape it up and set it on fire.

Now the lady thinks I'm a hero and wants to fuck me crazy...and we're already lubed up.

^hahahahahahahahahahahah

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Seeing as I'm a guy...And I'm straight mine would have to be the perfume trick (You may remember my previous thread about it).

Basically you spray some perfume on yourself then spray a slightly larger amount of cologne over the top.

This causes women to smell the perfume, not notice but basically want you.

It's a pheromonal thing.

Basically put.



Hmm.. I'm not saying it wouldn't work, but I'd feel like less of a man if I had to put on perfume every time I left the house.

Even if it did get me more chicks.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Okay, now my pickup method involves chloroform, a cargo van, three lifesize plastic aliens, lots of ducttape, and some K-Y. Now, I know what you're thinking, but you're dead wrong.

I invite the lady home after a little ado; poking fun and getting her thoughts on me. We leave, go out to my cargo van which is loaded with bottles of opened chloroform. We both pass out. Now, two of my friends kidnap us both and drive us out to a cornfield, smother us in K-Y and steal our clothes, and stand up the 3 alien figurines while leaving several rolls of duct tape next to me. Upon awakening, the lady is frightened to death, I pull out a shotgun and blow two alien figurines away...the third, I club a few times with the shotgun butt, and then duct tape it up and set it on fire.

Now the lady thinks I'm a hero and wants to fuck me crazy...and we're already lubed up.

Fucking genius... kudos to you

Act drunk. Act very very drunk.

Works every time.

Thanks for appreciating that...and somehow I came up with that while sober. And if you guys are wondering, yes, I've actually done that.

hexadecimal that is the smartest, and funiest thing ive heard in a long time, good advice ill try and use it (PS where do i get the chloroform?)

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I don't know if this is my best work, but definitely one of my more original stories.

So this one time, I’m talking to this girl at a house party. She asked my why I chose her out of an entire party of girls to talk too. Well, rather than give the honest “You got an ass that won’t quit, and you look easy” answer, I just began to spew out this string of bullshit that even I could hardly comprehend. Somehow, it worked. She was hooked.

I told her I had noticed her around school despite not having any classes together or any mutual friends. This was nothing out of the ordinary, as she had noticed me. Then I told her that I had a dream about her. I gave her the whole “I feel really strange telling you this, and I’m kind of embarrassed but…” and then I told her about a dream I supposedly had, where we were both naked in a bed of red silk sheets surrounded by a sea of lit candles. I assured her that it wasn’t sexual, and in my dream she was lying face down on the bed with the sheet covering her to the waste. Then I told her about how I was painting strange dark red symbols on her bare back. Then I told her she turned up to me and asked me if I was happy right before I had that strange falling feeling and woke up. I iced on some more crap about how vivid and realistic the dream was. Anyway, she had to leave, but she slipped me a note just before she literally ran out the door that said “Your Dream Girl:” with her phone number.

The great thing about that story was how curious it made her. She had question after question and probably asked me like 150 times “what do you think it meant!?” Anything that leaves them wanting more, I guess…

-Nocuous

BumP

I think this thread has a lot of potential.

Okay, this is not original with me, but a thread like this would not be complete without a reference to The Tao of Steve. 1. Be desireless 2. Be excellent 3. Be gone. If you are looking for a basic formula, that is a good one.

I don't want to start a new thread for this, so I will post it here. I got a number tonight. That is not so unusual but the circumstances were. I was at the mall and there was a tornado warning, so they made us all go to this room in the basement. So everyone in the mall was in this large room with nothing to do. Of course there are tons of females there with no store windows to catch their eye. Soon enough I had some digits. Moral of the story is that basements of malls during tornado warnings are a great place to pick up chicks.

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Anyone care to hear some more of the Hexadecimal Treatment Royale? I have plenty of fucked up stories about one night stands and such...most of them just as fucked up as the previous one, and the others actually true.

^Yes yes yes, I was laughing my ass off when I read about the chloroform and aliens ad K-Y.

quote:Originally posted by nocuous:

BumP

I think this thread has a lot of potential.

Thank you Nocuous...I thought it was a good'n myself.

Anything that gets the community thinking is good by me!

As for the aliens and the KY...I liked that one dude...Cracked me up!

Okay, this one's not as funny, but it most definitely shows what I do with my imagination when I get bored...and this is a true one too:

Two Face mask (Batman, ya know?), a few feet of rope, padded hand-cuffs, an 8" dildo and olive oil.

I entered the house this party was at with a gallon jug of olive oil. That right there got some attention. I proceed to dump the olive oil on myself in the kitchen. I then walked around, greeting the ladies, found a cute one. At this point, I was thinking I didn't even care if I get laid, so I may as well have some fun. I leave after a bit of conversation and watch her as the party progresses. Now loaded with liquid courage, I decided to 'make my move' when she went to her friends room. I wrapped myself as best I could with the rope, got into a closet in the hallway by the room she went into and forced the dildo to peek out from the door a little bit. Ah shit, I forgot to mention the mask...before bonding myself I put the mask on, this is essential to the ending. After about ten minutes of pure discomfort and laughing at my horribly retarded 'plan', I heard the closet's door knob being turned. It was her, she gasped as she saw me bound up and sitting in the corner wearing the mask. She helped me slide the rope off, and we started talking a bit. Eventually, I admitted I was just toying around, which quite obviously led to her asking why I had the mask on...I replied to the question, "Because I'm a two faced little devil looking for a little demon queen to give one helluva night to." She complimented me on my creativity and and sheer motivation. After a bit more talking and seeing her interest was obviously piqued, I busted out the fluffy handcuffs, asked her if she wanted to "...feel what it's like to fuck a demon." Lo and behold, it actually fucking worked, and damn it was some good sex (Dildo and handcuffs were involved).

Anyone else have really fucked up stories about sexual encounters, or do most people just use a tried and true method without the variation I try to include in my hunts?

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

Anyone else have really fucked up stories about sexual encounters, or do most people just use a tried and true method without the variation I try to include in my hunts?

yeah actually i did the EXACT SAME THING only the hand cuffs were not fluffy...

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Hey all...Me again!

I'm slightly drunk and bored outta my mind...So I was wondering...What are your best tactics for going out and picking up girls/guys?

Seeing as I'm a guy...And I'm straight mine would have to be the perfume trick (You may remember my previous thread about it).

Basically you spray some perfume on yourself then spray a slightly larger amount of cologne over the top.

This causes women to smell the perfume, not notice but basically want you.

It's a pheromonal thing.

Basically put.

I'd like some feedback on some of your tactics...Not necessarily pick-up lines unless there's an action to back it up or something.

Thanks guys!

I've been meaning to ask u, does that cologne/perfume thing work the other way around as well?

Like if a girl wore cologne and then put perfume over top would the guys all come to her?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:



yeah actually i did the EXACT SAME THING only the hand cuffs were not fluffy...



Think what you want of my post; completely disbelieve me if you want. It doesn't change the fact that I know it happened, and that it was a very fucked up happening indeed. I wouldn't bother sharing it with you people if it wasn't fucked up.

I think it's all about body oils or whatever.

Like my sister has this oil spray for after showers?

It smells good and I prefer a girl to smell quite wonderful since men are the ones who are supposed to stink.

Anyways, it all depends on the sense of smell the guy has and if he is set off on your particular one.

All girls should smell nice no matter how you look. It's a state of physical appreciation for yourself.

^ Whereas guys should smell like shit? Believe me, nobody -- girl or guy -- is going to hang out with a guy who has B.O.

quote:Originally posted by Aunt Jemima:

I've been meaning to ask u, does that cologne/perfume thing work the other way around as well?

Like if a girl wore cologne and then put perfume over top would the guys all come to her?

It probably wouldn't work the other way around because womens' sense of smell is much more refined than a man's shnozz!

Basically the perfume attracts men...That's one of the things it's supposed to do...A pheromonal thing.

Perfume also attracts women...Yes women!

Imagine a woman walking through the perfumary at a shop and out of nowhere she smells this perfume that she loves.

She runs over and buys it because, without her knowing, it triggered a primal response in the brain.

That's how it works...Men wear a little...Not enough to smell like a Blue Oyster Bar patron...But just enough to attract the attention of women.

They don't realise you are wearing it but they smell it nonetheless!

Science is truly amazing!

I'm not saying a man should not shower and try to smell fresh, but when a man works out it is different from a women.

If I have been working in the yard all day and come in, and then my women tells me I stink I would probably get pissed off.

I stink becuase I've been working and men are supposed to get dirty and stinky when they work.

Some women actually like to see a man like that, and some don't.

quote:Originally posted by paintballpunk:

I slap the bitch in the face. Then rip off her clothes and fuck her. Does that count?

now THAT has made my day.