I wanna learn how to give the best massages. I already give decent ones, and I've begun to read some internet articles and some Kama Sutra , but I wanna know your tips and tricks. A great massage is a doorway into getting a girl to do whatever the hell you want. If you pull off a massage right, she will fall for you no matter how ugly you are. This is why I need to learn how to give amazing massages .

Any tips and tricks? Especially from you girls...what do you like when you're getting a massage?

~Mike

Well, I can tell you what I do for my guys... Start at the shoulders, move to the shoulder blades and use circular movements all up and down the back... kind of in a zig zag motion (very gradually). Variate your pressure, and circle sizes. In relation to a clock, start ur fingers at the 6 o'clock postion, and make a full circle and come around the 9 o'clock position. I hope this helps... it sounds wierd but I do massage for show horses, and it keeps em really relaxed. But the guys I massage love it. I hope I explained that well... Good luck, and be creative! Oh yeah, dont forget arms, down to the hands, and individual fingers. Thats not hard at all, but it gives me shivers every time.

*Kandie*

Aren't you a cop?

quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:

Aren't you a cop?

Aren't you an idiot? Jus' Foolin, yeah I'm a cop and I'm going to most likely arrest you for bringing this up. The SWAT team is already coming to your house.

Thanks for the massage advice, Kandie.

~Mike

how anyone could enjoy a massage from a cop is beyond me. thats like having a nazi be your anesthesiologist.

Not all cops are bad people; some a JBTs but most are not.