What are everyones most unusual sexual fantasies?

I'd like to have sex in a church pew durring service.

I would also like to be some kind of monster with shapeshifting ability and have sex with another like that and grow long nails and teeth and sexually tortue a really pretty "human". that ones one of the stranger ones i guess...

I'd like to walk up on stage during one of Paula White's sermons, have her blow me in front of oh, say 10,000 people, while Trippy McGee was taking her from behind and Guswut was in the aisle in a skimpy cheerleader outfit with raised pom poms cheering it on.

Gee... hope this doesn't brand me as abnormal.

I want to chain a woman down in a basement dungeon and fuck her asshole without lube. Then I would bang her pussy for a while, and at the moment of her orgasm, piss in her. I would then procure a cat o' nine tails and proceed to whip every spot on her body several times. After that, I would force my cock as far as it would go into her throat and throatfuck her until she nearly blacks out from the lack of oxygen. When I feel an orgasm coming, I would remove my cock from her mouth and make her jack me off into a dixie cup. Then I would pull my scrote over my cock so it looks like a bullfrog and have her proceed to lick my scrote. Afterwards, I would place a large dildo into her asshole (once again, unlubed), a dildo in her pussy, and a vibrator onto her clit. When she starts to come again, I would chew on her nipples just a little harder than is pleasurable. Then I would make her drink half of the jizz in the dixie cup and pour the rest into her eyes. Just for fun, I would then cover her in raw meat and shit in her hair.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

The Italian and I would sometimes roleplay rape, I guess you could say; I'd "ambush" her when she came out of the shower or something, with a mask on so she wouldn't even know it was me, and I'd overpower her into submission, though she REALLY fought it hard (I'm a 6'2" 198-lb man and she was a 5'1" 135-lb female), which did nothing but turn me on and drive me wilder. When I finally had her down, I'd take the mask off, though she usually managed to figure out it was me somewhere along the line.

Some of the best sex we'd had.

Fucking a girl from behind with her head in a toilet, I saw it in a porno.

Fucking in the grass....

fucking in the hay in a barn ... or on a rooftop somewhere ...

Hot, passionate, loving, wild sex with "her" once again, on the hood of a '76 Firebird, in the middle of the woods...

...I want to relive that again someday. It was amazing.

Hay is poky and itchy. I wouldn't recommend it.

quote:Originally posted by Irrylath:

I want to chain a woman down in a basement dungeon and fuck her asshole without lube. Then I would bang her pussy for a while, and at the moment of her orgasm, piss in her. I would then procure a cat o' nine tails and proceed to whip every spot on her body several times. After that, I would force my cock as far as it would go into her throat and throatfuck her until she nearly blacks out from the lack of oxygen. When I feel an orgasm coming, I would remove my cock from her mouth and make her jack me off into a dixie cup. Then I would pull my scrote over my cock so it looks like a bullfrog and have her proceed to lick my scrote. Afterwards, I would place a large dildo into her asshole (once again, unlubed), a dildo in her pussy, and a vibrator onto her clit. When she starts to come again, I would chew on her nipples just a little harder than is pleasurable. Then I would make her drink half of the jizz in the dixie cup and pour the rest into her eyes. Just for fun, I would then cover her in raw meat and shit in her hair.

You had me right up until the raw meat. It;s still bleeding, right?

quote:Originally posted by heisler:

Hay is poky and itchy. I wouldn't recommend it.

you experienced in that area?? hehe.

so how about just wood shavings that they use for bedding then? meh.

sex in a graveyard at night on a relatived grave plot

Eat a girl out while she is on the rag.

Well mines not that weird but it would be sex on the beach at night during a 4th of july fireworks show going off except somehow its choreographed to me and the girl fucking and then when were about to orgasm the grand fianale lol.

quote:Originally posted by AprenticeChemist:

Well mines not that weird but it would be sex on the beach at night during a 4th of july fireworks show going off except somehow its choreographed to me and the girl fucking and then when were about to orgasm the grand fianale lol.

That's great I think you'll be the only one that posted to have their fantasy come true with a willing partner.

Mine is along the same lines but in the middle of a lightning and thunder storm.