I had one last night and I woke up at 12:30. I got up and cleaned myself off when my mom knocked on the door and asked what I was doing. I was like "OH SHIT" and I threw the tissue away and told her im going to bed. Thank god she never opened the door...

lmao.

Why did your mom ask what you were doing at 12:30 at night? That's pretty fucked up, I mean, if you were moaning and shit, like loudly I don't know maybe. Otherwise, wtf?

she knew what you were doing and your mother was obviously tyring to get in on the fun in a discrete manner. next time, tell her to come on in.

Lol wow.. thanks for wasting my time. How about next post you make, throw in a question, so we have some point in replying to this, other than pointing out the fact that we can relate, or that some people on totse want you to fuck your mom.

ive never had a wet dream...when i was going through health class back in the day i thought they were making it all up.

i guess when i was in the right age bracket i masterbated too much, and now im too old to get one easily.

plus i dont dream, (no, i dont just not remember so dont pull that shit, i dont dream.) so i guess its hard to have a dreamless wet dream.

quote:Originally posted by seraph~aral:

ive never had a wet dream...when i was going through health class back in the day i thought they were making it all up.

i guess when i was in the right age bracket i masterbated too much, and now im too old to get one easily.

plus i dont dream, (no, i dont just not remember so dont pull that shit, i dont dream.) so i guess its hard to have a dreamless wet dream.

keep trying

quote:Originally posted by thequin88:

Why did your mom ask what you were doing at 12:30 at night? That's pretty fucked up, I mean, if you were moaning and shit, like loudly I don't know maybe. Otherwise, wtf?



Shes a history professor and she grades papers till like 1:00 in the morning. She was probably getting the cat out of the room when she saw light in the hallway, saw it under my door.....

It would be funny if you freaked out and swallowed the evidence.

quote:Originally posted by SARDONICPILLOW:

she knew what you were doing and your mother was obviously tyring to get in on the fun in a discrete manner. next time, tell her to come on in.

She probably fucking was, whether it was out of curiosity, to embarass you, or to just see your wang, it's still fucked up for whatever reason...

Same I never had a wet dream either but ive been a pretty constent masterbater since the age of 5.

Lucky me, not a single wet dream in my life

[QUOUTE]ive never had a wet dream...[/QUOTE]

Same here for some reason i alwasy seem to dream about dinosaurs

Wet dreams suck.

quote:Originally posted by MonkeyCoR:

Same I never had a wet dream either but ive been a pretty constent masterbater since the age of 5.

uhm, how do you masturbate at the age of 5?

quote:Originally posted by CheebaKing:

uhm, how do you masturbate at the age of 5?



very carefully.

haha i have this memory of touching my dick for pleasure while i still had a diaper on.

so the first time i masturbated i couldnt talk.

now thats pimp, or just plain sick, depending how you look at it.

i never had them either until i didnt jerk it for about a week. woke up and thought i pissed myself then remembered my nice dream.

quote:Originally posted by seraph~aral:



plus i dont dream, (no, i dont just not remember so dont pull that shit, i dont dream.) so i guess its hard to have a dreamless wet dream.

LOL and im a liar, but i could be lying about that.

Once I tried to have a wet dream (this is many years since puberty) so I didnt ejaculate for about 3 weeks but nothin had happened so I gave up and went and saw my girlfriend, who I hadnt seen for the last 3 weeks. she was pissed off at me. I told her the truth and she laughed at me.

What pisses me off is that half the time they aren't even stimulating dreams, just normal but you wake up wet. First wet dream I had was the day my gf dumped me. It was a sign.

Haven't had one, ever.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

[QUOUTE]ive never had a wet dream...

Same here for some reason i alwasy seem to dream about dinosaurs[/QUOTE]

haha, wet dreams about dinosaurs

my friend told me wet dreams were better than whacking off but i'm so horny i can't go more than 2 days without jerking it and i really would like to experience one. i did however ejaculate in my sleep once, one night shortly after i first discovered masturbation and had done it 8 times in about 4 hours but there was no dream associated with it and it didn't feel good at all

quote:Originally posted by heisler:

It would be funny if you freaked out and swallowed the evidence.

lmao

One time, I was sleeping over at my girlfriends place, and had a wet dream (first in years). We had just gotten done having sex a few hours earlier, and when I woke up I was stuck to her back.. I was funny

I think i only had a wet dream once (or the only one i remember specifically) and that was on 4/20 about 2 years ago. I went to bed high out of my mind, and i had the BEST sleep EVAR that night. I went to bed at like 1:00Am, and woke up at 4:30Am and was WIDE awake, i felt like i had been sleeping for 10 hours or something. I had really sticky boxers too, i remember having to clean them off myself before i put them in the washbasket haha.

I don't know why i dont have them tho, maybe its cuz im a virgin. Oh yea and about 3 weeks ago was the first time i ever dreamed of having sex, and it wasnt a wet dream either. I think it was 3 girls, maybe only 2, all i remember was that one was really good looking, and one wasnt very attractive but she had a nice body.

I've never had a wet dream. probably cuz i been jackin off since the age of ten. i even went six and a half weeks straight without jerkin it, once, back in 8th grade, and still nothin. just blue balls. why, i don't know. nowadays, i'll sometimes wake up in the middle of the night after a nice dream and whack off, but still have never woke up in a cum stain. As for Wmupilot, though, that's some funny shit, although i don't see how it's possible to have a wet dream after you just got done fucking like two hours before. I'd like to experience waking up stuck to my girlfriend's back. Seriously. it'd be crazy. i'm now making it one of the thing i have to do before i die. thank you for inspiring me.