This will be the first time I will have drank alcohol, and it will be with my gf In a few hours. Should I watch out for anything while drinking or what? Doesnt alcohol lighten up emotions or something like that?

naww man...don't even trip..jus have a good time and have fun...and as for that emotional thing...I don't know about that...everyone's different...

If its you're first time drinking take it real slow,pace yourself,also if you get her wasted too that will greatly increase you're chances of fucking her.

Hahaha, Just make sure to watch what you say and do. Alcohol tends to make you believe saying or doing something is a good idea when it really isn't. Especially if you aren't used to the effects of alcohol.

It loosens up inhibitions. It also tends to make Mr. Happy, or whatever you named your penis less than cooperative if you consume too much.

it will make you feel incredibly cool, desireable, sexy, and smooth. its the most fun thing in the world and you will have an awesome time. but just know one thing: if everyone else is getting wasted and you stay sober and just act like you're drinking, you gain a huge advantage over everyone else since you're in control and you seem a lot cooler. but dont tell anyone i told you that.

Important thing is to play it cool.

Ie, dont sit there with a big cheesy grin on your face and nervously say 'heh. I'm like,drinking..heheh..like, drinking alcohol...'

And Alcohol is good clean fun, once you've had a few, you'll want MORE!

Restrain this urge. Keep it at a few drinks to maintain that happy glowy relaxed mood.

You'll want to fuck her, and she'll be too drunk to care and so will your dick.

quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:

You'll want to fuck her, and she'll be too drunk to care and so will your dick.

*laughs*

O my that was funny.

Cheers,

Lost

Watch out for whiskey dick.

just drink up dude and dont forget to fuck your gf. youll feel great after that.

Man, taking advantages of drunk girls show your a pussy and cant do it any other time. Just watch out for other fucks that might fuck her while your sippin on syrup.

lol sippin on syrup...

It's called SIZZUP!!! MUTHA FUCKA!

Anyways, it's hit GF and hopefully they are alone. Bye now. Don't act like a pussy while your drunk or else people will make fun of you.