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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-28, 08:14
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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Default Weed as sex tool?

Okay, I just got an idea. It might be a bad idea though. But here it is: smoke a lot of pot with someone you like. Make sure that once you're both high, you offer to shotgun with them. If it feels right, go for the making out ~ness. If it doesn't feel like it's time for that yet, the shotgunning is a nice lead-in to making out later in the night. So then you smoke a lot more. And then you'll probably both be either really horny or really lazy. If you're lazy, that sucks. Take a nap. Naps are cool. Then if you're horny, fuck the person you've been smoking with. It's the perfect way to fuck a hot pothead. Given, I've never tried it, but it totally works in theory.

Sorry if this is in the wrong place, but I think it's more about sex than drugs
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Old 2004-04-28, 08:17
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Shotgunning like that would fucking rock, but weedsex is too much effort; at least when you smoke Indica. It's too goddamn paralytic and it gives you that "30 pounds heavier" feeling.

I might try that with shard if I can find me a good shardwhore, someday.

-Infrared
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Old 2004-04-28, 08:26
GlitterPunk112358 GlitterPunk112358 is offline
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I know hella people who try to shotgun with me to get me to make out with them. It worked once, but I was drunk and high. But the other times it's kind of sad because it's so obvious that they're trying to kiss me. That's why you wait until the other person is insanely fucked up ~I never said it was moral. Just a good plan
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Old 2004-04-28, 08:30
Infrared Infrared is offline
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I wonder if the munchie effect makes slit/dick taste really good.
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Old 2004-04-28, 09:55
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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lmao ... me & my ex did that ... first time i think we hung out just us, cut school, smoked pot, asked if i knew what shotgun was, explained, proceeded to do it, later ended up making out of course ... was rather interesting ... don't think i was really that stoned tho ... there was however, no fucking, even tho later that night got drunk and what not and spent the night at his house sleeping in just my underwear ... repeat, NO FUCKING HERE ... now that i think about it ... this all happened hyper fast, oh well, what's past is past and it's time to move on.
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Old 2004-04-28, 10:34
casperc casperc is offline
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Can someone tell what 'shotgun' actully is ive never heard this before.
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Old 2004-04-28, 10:42
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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shotgun - one person takes a hit, holds it in their mouth then blows it into other person's mouth, of course the only way that really works is if you're really close together, almost kissing, or actually are.
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Old 2004-04-28, 14:50
Nihilism Nihilism is offline
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shotgun: you take a burning joint put the hot end in your mouth, and clamp your lips below the fire. then blow. not too hard, but enough to get a good smokestream going. the other person gets up close and sucks. i dont like them personally, a bit too unsanitary.

btw, the shotgun kiss thing is lame. if there high and interested, just do it.
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Old 2004-04-28, 15:55
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quote:Originally posted by devilsAngel:

lmao ... me & my ex did that ... first time i think we hung out just us, cut school, smoked pot, asked if i knew what shotgun was, explained, proceeded to do it, later ended up making out of course ... was rather interesting ... don't think i was really that stoned tho ... there was however, no fucking, even tho later that night got drunk and what not and spent the night at his house sleeping in just my underwear ... repeat, NO FUCKING HERE ... now that i think about it ... this all happened hyper fast, oh well, what's past is past and it's time to move on.

ummm.... you sound like my ex gf. UH OH
 #10 
Old 2004-04-28, 16:05
MikeTheWalrus MikeTheWalrus is offline
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While I've never tried this, my friend always used to do it with his girlfriend. Not make out with her, just blow shotguns to her and kiss her at the same time. It seems like a pretty intimate thing to do.

I'd definatly wanna do it with my girl. I got pot, I got rolling papers! I just need a girl now

~Mike
 #11 
Old 2004-04-28, 16:16
Pulse Pulse is offline
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I LOVE sex while high, theres nothing better. My ex used to love it too...but those days are over
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Old 2004-04-28, 17:09
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Nihilism:

shotgun: you take a burning joint put the hot end in your mouth, and clamp your lips below the fire. then blow. not too hard, but enough to get a good smokestream going. the other person gets up close and sucks.

I think that that's called a charger. Eithery way....mmmm, weed. It's been too long.
 #13 
Old 2004-04-28, 18:24
Syko Syko is offline
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If you really want it to work, say your burning some incense in the background to cover the smell. Make sure it's petchula. (Please excuse my spelling) That stuff hit's really hard and makes girls really horny. I've never lit it personally, but that doesn't mean I haven't tried it. IT WORKS!

I in no way condone aphrodesiacs without consent.
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Old 2004-04-28, 20:21
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Forget that! Infared is right about weedsex. Even if I am horny, the amount of effort weed sex would take is just not worth the actual sex.

Having said that, I love calm weed making out. So despite the fact that kissing would quite possibly ruin a perfectly good shot gun (I'm not too good at multitasking) I would enjoy that.

This isn't totally relevant...but i always thought the scene in Trainspotting where Sick Boy has a pill (as I recall...it's been a while since I have seen the movie) on his tongue and kisses it over to the girl he is with in the dance club (where Renton meets Diane) was insanely intimate.
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Old 2004-04-28, 20:40
devilsAngel devilsAngel is offline
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quote:Originally posted by bushy:



ummm.... you sound like my ex gf. UH OH



lmao.

[This message has been edited by devilsAngel (edited 04-28-2004).]
 #16 
Old 2004-04-28, 21:41
Pakistoned Pakistoned is offline
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The first time I had weedsex was great...imagine the Euphoric high plus an orgasm at the same time. Now all we need is some adrenaline like running from the cops and your body would have hit a crazy high.
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Old 2004-05-15, 14:09
godsmack1660 godsmack1660 is offline
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im a pothead and an athlete, sounds like an oxymoron. I am always active and horny when i smoke and if a girl i new well wanted to smoke and get it on, id go for it i never get lazy when i smoke and the mixture of feeling good because of the weed and sex would be awsome
 #18 
Old 2004-05-15, 15:01
psycological_sht psycological_sht is offline
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lol ..i never knew about that shotgun..(maybe because im canadian:S here we call it "super") that shit gets me fukked and choking about sex, i would luv to try that! i dont really know about that tho because it gets you tired easy and you cant fuk no more when you still want to
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Old 2004-05-15, 16:59
Infrared Infrared is offline
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God, man...if you can get into a sexual mindset and overcome teh dread3d Tinymethdick, shardsex is a fucking amazing experience.

And yes, of course I can overcome Tinymethdick. I'm just virile like that. Heheh.

Does take a little more effort, though, but once I'm hard and ready...oh SHIT. I'll fuck you raw for a minimum of five hours. Likely more. I'm fucking horny and sexual enough as it is; meth just makes me into a wild animal...no, not animal, more like "fucking machine". A WILD fucking machine.

Only a lot better.
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Old 2004-05-15, 19:18
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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Shotgunning is just the weed equivalent of saying "Let's do body shots".

It's fucking pathetic, really.
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Old 2004-05-15, 19:29
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Trippy, you for some reason strike me as the type of man who, upon hearing that joke about the angry wife who went to a bar and had some guy tell her "I'm going to drink beer out of your pussy", would go and try to drink beer from a pussy. Whether I'm right about that specifically or not isn't the point; what I'm saying is, you have cojones, and it shows.
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Old 2004-05-15, 22:02
thumper thumper is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

Then if you're horny, fuck the person you've been smoking with. It's the perfect way to fuck a hot pothead. Given, I've never tried it, but it totally works in theory.

Sorry if this is in the wrong place, but I think it's more about sex than drugs

you ass. the chick could then hold the right to charge you with rape. no jokes, she can. same with booze.
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Old 2004-05-16, 00:48
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As they say "Only in America."
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Old 2004-05-16, 01:22
paintballpunk paintballpunk is offline
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GlitterPunk is cool! Anyway, alcohol works better. I know this one girl who will fuck any guy as long as they look decent if she downs only 1 shot. I love that girl!
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Old 2004-05-16, 03:55
Clemency Clemency is offline
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It would probably be nice.Never have sex on x because it will be to good to ever have dry sex again.But weed is fine.Very fine.
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Old 2004-05-16, 04:17
BlackNiggaTown BlackNiggaTown is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

God, man...if you can get into a sexual mindset and overcome teh dread3d Tinymethdick, shardsex is a fucking amazing experience.

And yes, of course I can overcome Tinymethdick. I'm just virile like that. Heheh.

Does take a little more effort, though, but once I'm hard and ready...oh SHIT. I'll fuck you raw for a minimum of five hours. Likely more. I'm fucking horny and sexual enough as it is; meth just makes me into a wild animal...no, not animal, more like "fucking machine". A WILD fucking machine.

Only a lot better.

REREAD THE LINES YOU HAVE POSTED IN THE THREAD. EVALUATE THE LINES. CONTACT US IF YOU WANT TO KNOW FURTHER DETAILS.
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Old 2004-05-18, 08:39
budman420 budman420 is offline
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sex on cocaine thats the way togo its intence just try it youll see what i mean
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Old 2004-05-18, 09:48
Infrared Infrared is offline
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quote:Originally posted by BlackNiggaTown:

REREAD THE LINES YOU HAVE POSTED IN THE THREAD. EVALUATE THE LINES. CONTACT US IF YOU WANT TO KNOW FURTHER DETAILS.



Yes, I recall saying that weedsex is too fucking much effort. It is. I didn't say I couldn't perform; I said that I usually never want to. Though the right girl can make me horny ANYtime.

So, what's your point, exactly?
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Old 2004-05-18, 16:45
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Yes, I like to have sex on cocaine especially when I can't get hard.

Or when I'm so num that I can't even feel my dick. Wow, aren't drugs wonderful?
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Old 2004-05-18, 17:02
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For people who have smoked pot for a while and don't get so lethargic, sex stoned is the only way.
 
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