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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-23, 03:32
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Default Morning wood?

i was just curious, what the hell causes it? Dreams? Testosteron build up? Rubbing one's self in sleep?
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Old 2004-04-23, 04:01
Memorex Memorex is offline
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I alwasy thought it was the ammount of urine that built up during your sleep, and that your body gives yourself the "morning wood" so you don't piss yourself.
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Old 2004-04-23, 04:23
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D!cks are for my friends
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I dont know about that, because I can urinate while erect.
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Old 2004-04-23, 04:49
MonkeyCoR MonkeyCoR is offline
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Same. I actually save my urin in semin in serperate jars that way I can release it all into the wild at the end of the year.
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Old 2004-04-23, 05:07
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Maine
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Face it, you're dreaming about sex with your neighbor or mom
 #6 
Old 2004-04-23, 05:23
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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It's caused by a full bladder usually.
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Old 2004-04-23, 06:11
LuvBuds LuvBuds is offline
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i thought it had something to do with blood circulation.

Like maybe its hard casue u been laying on it all night. Or part of the night.

I dunno though it is quite weird yet convienient.

PEACE
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Old 2004-04-23, 06:43
heisler heisler is offline
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It's caused by the Wood Fairy. Don't you watch Beavis and Butthead?
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Old 2004-04-23, 07:09
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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Seems to have something to do with REM sleep stages.

http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1518.html
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Old 2004-04-23, 07:47
Infrared Infrared is offline
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I remember I saw a cemetery in Maine called "Morningwood Cemetery" once...You know I had to get a picture.
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Old 2004-04-23, 09:58
danieltxhc danieltxhc is offline
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Staying on topic, I have a question. I'm 17 and used to get morning wood a lot, but for the past year to year and a half I have rarely gotten it. I'm sexually active, if that has anything to do with it.
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Old 2004-04-23, 13:46
--SEmper --SEmper is offline
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well... no ...

Not for me that is... i always wake up with one (or after 15min or so) ... my girlfriend didn't even know that guys had that before i told her... now she likes it

--SEmper
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Old 2004-04-24, 00:19
Canuck Canuck is offline
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It's because when you're sleeping your blood distribution isn't weighed down by gravity, and once the blood reaches your wood, it stays there because its warm, and we all know what else is warm, so the body assumes you're going to use it.

p.s. why not treat it with some pink
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Old 2004-04-24, 02:28
jojabr jojabr is offline
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This reminds me of something I was going to ask you guys earlier: Anyone ever wake up to having your significant other riding your morning wood?

I think that that must be by far the most kickass way to be woken up. Yeah..

The majority of things I've been told about morning wood seems to say that it's caused by a full bladder applying pressure on the vas deferens, and stimulating something, and then something else happening, and so on, and then you get a hard on.

For those of you who can piss with an erection, ..damn you.
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Old 2004-04-24, 03:15
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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If it's caused by a full bladder, do you guys always get erections prior to urinating during the day, too?
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Old 2004-04-25, 02:39
jojabr jojabr is offline
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Only if you have to go really really bad, and hold it in for a long time, and you're sitting down, usually.
 
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