Well, I know we all have them. Even if its not related to sex, tell your story.

So me and my gf had just done it for the first time. We were sitting in the car, putting out clothes back on (we were in her car in a local park at about 11 PM) when all of a sudden this car full of teenagers just pulls up. They drive around the parking lot a couple times while my gf jumps in the front seat and starts to drive away. They follow us all the way back to her house, screaming "Oh they were fucking!!". Once we got to her house, they just sped off. Kind of embarrassing, haha.

Another one just happened yesterday. My gf was giving me head, but she wasn't feeling to well so she wouldnt take it in her mouth. So, when I felt it coming, I put a few napkins over it to soak it all up. Well, some of it came out the side of the napkins and dripped down unto her jeans. It was so embarrassing. We were both laughing about it later but, I dunno, It was just embarrassing because I didn't know what her reaction was going to be. But she barely even cared.

So, you got any stories?

I was having sex for the very first time about 4 months ago and my girlfriend was a virgin at the time and was insanely tight that whenever I tried to stick my dick in her she would either yell "Ow" really loud or scream. I love this girl and wish no pain to her at all so I had to go real slow and went limp many times due to her screaming and due to condoms and how much they suck. So basically she had to go down on me 3 or 4 times that night just so I could keep my dick up long enough to try to get it in again. I even recall fitting a glass beer bottle with a condom and trying to use that to loosen her a bit before putting my dick in. It was a pretty embarrasing time, but we love eachother so it didn't really matter.

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quote:Originally posted by NewModelFifteen:

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I'm not looking for Funny sexy stories though. I'm looking for embarrassing.

And yes, I consider the two different.

Well this one time I had been kind of messin with this girl for a while. We wernt really bf/gf more like friends with benefits. So anyways Im a kinky dude and she was lickin my ass while i was on all four ,it felt so good i just become so relaxed that I just let a fart go right in the face.... yUck

quote:Originally posted by MonkeyCoR:

Well this one time I had been kind of messin with this girl for a while. We wernt really bf/gf more like friends with benefits. So anyways Im a kinky dude and she was lickin my ass while i was on all four ,it felt so good i just become so relaxed that I just let a fart go right in the face.... yUck

LMAO

dude, thats funny

quote:Originally posted by MonkeyCoR:

Well this one time I had been kind of messin with this girl for a while. We wernt really bf/gf more like friends with benefits. So anyways Im a kinky dude and she was lickin my ass while i was on all four ,it felt so good i just become so relaxed that I just let a fart go right in the face.... yUck

Look on the bright side, you could have had the shits..

One time I was in my friend/drummer's basement with my ex. We were, of course, having sex. Here's how it went. I went down on her, she came, we had sex, I came, then we started having sex again.

Now I dunno about you guys but I need some time to recoperate after an orgasm. I really didn't want to keep going, since it was starting to get a bit dry, but I kinda felt like she expected me to, and I didn't want to hurt her feelings (hey, you never know).

So I finally end up having an orgasm, but it took a while. What ends up happening to her is (not really embarassing, but kinda funny, and painful) it turns out that I had given her a cock burn at the base of her pussy. It was very painful and lasted like a week.

I have some other sort of embarassing/funny ones, but this is the only one that I'd dare divulge in a place where so many people I know visit.

I was once giving this guy a blow job, and when he started cumming (I had stopped and was giving him a hand job at that point), I wasn't aiming right, and the cum shot all the way up his chest and landed smack on his face, and some in his hair.

He was really humiliated. Especially since I was laughing hysterically.

Cheers,

Lost

Awww man, you laughed? That's wicked, wicked, wicked.

Laugh at me, though, and I would've gotten mad and raped you. (Also ).

But for now, I must settle for e-rape..

/Me E-rapes LostCause and then swipes all her torn clothes

-Infrared

i think i would have to kill you if that happened.

quote:Originally posted by Memorex:

I'm not looking for Funny sexy stories though. I'm looking for embarrassing.

And yes, I consider the two different.

In that case . . . I was with this girl once, and she was about the give me some head, and I poked her in the eye with my thang. I was embarrassed.

Does anyone have any stories about hairpulling, spankings, etc.. I love stuff like that and am looking for new, interesting things to try, I also like a little whipping and having the whip inside me.. Not anything too painful, just a little pain with the pleasure. Guys, do you think this is weird?

quote:Originally posted by Tinarose:

Guys, do you think this is weird?

No, not really...

A lot of people like that kind of stuff. Sounds pretty fun actually. I've never tried anything like that, though..

quote:Originally posted by Tinarose:

Does anyone have any stories about hairpulling, spankings, etc.. I love stuff like that and am looking for new, interesting things to try, I also like a little whipping and having the whip inside me.. Not anything too painful, just a little pain with the pleasure. Guys, do you think this is weird?

i think thats kinda normal

quote:He was really humiliated. Especially since I was laughing hysterically.[/B]

Wow. You're brutal. Thats a great story.

one time my girl was givin me a blowjob and her body was under me and i accidently flexed my pc muscle and took a shit on her by accident.

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I would not contimue dating anyone who shit on me - I draw the line at that. My boyfriend came in my eye the other night, it sucked because I thought he was going to come in my mouth and I opened my eye to peak and got shot right in the eye. I also had my boyfriend finger my pussy one time after cutting up hoe peppers and it burned like hell. The funny part is that I am such a horny little bitch and liked the touching so much that I didn't realize I was on firs until I came then as the waves of pleasure died down I began to realize that something did not feel good - I spent the next housr perched on the sink running cold water on my pussy. No one has any ideas for alternative kinky spanking ideas, come on.. please....

By the way, I love the screen name Niggapleaze! Does anyone have any good stories of a person they met and fucked that did something new that blew their mind?

quote:Originally posted by MonkeyCoR:

Well this one time I had been kind of messin with this girl for a while. We wernt really bf/gf more like friends with benefits. So anyways Im a kinky dude and she was lickin my ass while i was on all four ,it felt so good i just become so relaxed that I just let a fart go right in the face.... yUck

LMAO!



[This message has been edited by cypresshill819 (edited 04-23-2004).]

Well Im glad you all enjoyed my story You should really try it thow it feels quite great and it makes me feel like a dirty little whore when Im on all fours like a dog.

Once me and my boyfriend were wasted and we tried to fuck in an alley way but he was too drunk to hold me up. Then someone walked by and we both had our pants down.

I'm too inexperienced to have a better story than that, lol.

One time i was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I caught his cock with ym front teeth and it really hurt him. I was laughing my ass off.

quote:Originally posted by DieSmokin:

One time i was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I caught his cock with ym front teeth and it really hurt him. I was laughing my ass off.

OUCH. and you laughed? that's evil. shame on you! lol.

new years eve party. fucking some chick that you don't want anybody to really know all that much about. Everybody bursting in looking for you because you have 3 bottles of vodka, you're both completly naked in the bed then some asshole rips the duvet off. that sucked.

i've had the too drunk one aswell, she wasn't exactly THAT hot but i was definatly too drunk. kinda wish i wasn't now.

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I remember I had to shitty episodes with an ex......before we were going out we were having a party at her house, drinking, etc etc....then about 10 mins after I take a few opiates with a huge amount of whiskey she tell me that "i'm going to spend the nite in her room"....i was like hell yeah....but when to go do the "deed"......mission failure.......lol.....it sucked......then the 2nd time when we are about to go at it....my E kicked in and it was a pain in the ass to try and get it up...maybe i'm too lazy......haha........gotta love the bloopers in my sex life.....

years ago when i was 19 or so i woke up after a heavy party in a strange bed with a strange girl.both of us naked .she turns to me and says :

'that was good'

i say:' thanks,ohuuh how old did you say you are?'

she said '13-i'm in your little sister's class at school!'

holy fuck LMAO

THATS GREAT

Once i was gettin road head and i was gettin close to coming so i accidently went up the curb into someone's yard. I was so horny that i didn't move the car till we were finished. I think the cops were called taht time.

And on kinky things, do waht comes naturally, i smack my girls ass all the time and call her a slut, turns her on like a light. hehe

~es