....because I know you all know how to read.

My vote would have to be a line from "Skinny Legs and All," by Tom Robbins (I didnt' really think it was a *great* book, but it wasn't too bad).

To paraphrase, it went something like "Her clit was a bee, buzzing frantically and furiously, drowning in honey. It would not, could not, be ignored."

Beat that!

'This guy can really suck a cock', from the book 'faggots fuck faggots'.

I think you'd probably get better responses in Printed Matter.

quote:Originally posted by casperc:

'This guy can really suck a cock', from the book 'faggots fuck faggots'.

If you were within the reach of my hand, I would shake yours.

"...As he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her mound of love pudding..."

"She could feel his quivering manhood as she herself could feel her own desires building up."

From any middle-aged woman's romance novelle!

Highly sickening really!

I don't really think Mills and Boon novels and the like should be considered "literature"

"For the first time in my life I saw my sister as a woman."

I know I'm going to hell.

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"Oh, Julien, I love you so much, I could eat your shit, even if you made turds this big..."