-Strip Scrabble (a word worth 10 pts or more = 1 article of clothing, clear the rack = 2, nerds don't need cheapies)

-Strip Trivial Pursuit (only if you have a LOT of time to kill)

-Strip Chess (any non-pawn = 1 piece of clothing, victory = first to get oral)

-Copy the actions of your favorite hentai characters (presumably non-tentacle based)

-Rub each other down with thermal grease, then rub your naked bodies together

-Litter the path to the bedroom with pages from a torn up copy of The Lord of the Rings

Additional ideas?

hahaha... first one to beat everquest gets laid....

Both partners should be in a MUD or MOO, and having their characters do whatever they do in bed.

Seriously though, why do nerds have the most interesting sex?

Are you doing a paper on the sex life of the nerd.. or are you just really bored?

quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:

hahaha... first one to beat everquest gets laid....



dude, your on

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

-Rub each other down with thermal grease, then rub your naked bodies together

Ooh shit! Hahah.. That was great..

Ummm, are band geeks included?

Musical instruments can be very fun...

Guy making a USB controled vibrator for his g/f. With an interface with speed control and 3 motors to make diffrent effects intime to music or controled by some one at the computer.

I've GOT it!

a pen and paper sex game. basically uses the D20 system, with various special moves you could do, and you'd have to take skill checks to see if you are flexible enough for a certain position or whatever. and rather than health, youre keeping track of stamina, and when it goes all the way down, you splooge. think of it!

"HA! I rolled an 18! succeed in 'feet-behind-head'!"

"aw MAN! critical miss? I just blew all over the sheets!"

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

I've GOT it!

a pen and paper sex game. basically uses the D20 system, with various special moves you could do, and you'd have to take skill checks to see if you are flexible enough for a certain position or whatever. and rather than health, youre keeping track of stamina, and when it goes all the way down, you splooge. think of it!

"HA! I rolled an 18! succeed in 'feet-behind-head'!"

"aw MAN! critical miss? I just blew all over the sheets!"

Hahahaha.

hehe, that was great

ts

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quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

-Strip Chess (any non-pawn = 1 piece of clothing, victory = first to get oral)

did that. It was important if you had lost your queen before checkmate, predicting

which hole to use ...

quote:Originally posted by Quantum:

Guy making a USB controled vibrator for his g/f. With an interface with speed control and 3 motors to make diffrent effects intime to music or controled by some one at the computer.

I want one of those.

quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:

hahaha... first one to beat everquest gets laid....



are you trying to kill off all the nerds? WTF.

They sell usb vibrators online, when i get home ill post the link.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

-Strip Scrabble (a word worth 10 pts or more = 1 article of clothing, clear the rack = 2, nerds don't need cheapies)

I am SO stealing this idea.

quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:

hahaha... first one to beat everquest gets laid....

^^^ that just made my day, i almost died laughing...christ and confetti that was funny

c2

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

"HA! I rolled an 18! succeed in 'feet-behind-head'!"

"aw MAN! critical miss? I just blew all over the sheets!"

i cast level 9 cock of the infinate...

ts

Where's my link bushy?

Who ever misses a line from Star Wars Episode 4b Subsection 93 removes an item of clothing.

"Luke I am your father"

"Ahh, sorry to pull you up on a technicality but a) BASIC english grammar states that there must be a comma after the name Luke and b) That particular quote, if said in the correct, grammatical form, appears in Star Wars Episode 4b subsection 86"

"Oh baby, your makin me so hot"

"making!!"

"Oh yeah..."

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

Where's my link bushy?

I didnt go home yesterday.

Oh, okay

Thanks though

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/028013.html

Lol... the responses you're gettin' Spiffy... wow...

You say this is for nerds? How about strip solitaire? J/K. I am thinking something along the lines of FF7 and each battle you win w/o losing so much HP will get you a certain surprise - take what you will

a couple friends of mine would play "Porno Solitare" on their laptops in school. Christ that was funny, teacher is going off about osmosis and they're out back enjoyin' themselves.

here is (http://www.sharonausten.com.au/content/main.pl?page_id=50&tid=3&id=3462) your vibrator vanilla lick

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[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 04-24-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

Where's my link bushy?

Here. (http://www.sharonausten.com.au/content/index.pl?u=pp_main_id_3462_page__id_17_tid_3.html) .

Damn expensive for a motor with an off-balance weight, though. I could make one.

EDIT Dammit, bushy already posted it. Oh well, now it's here twice.

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quote:Originally posted by NewModelFifteen:

You say this is for nerds? How about strip solitaire? J/K. I am thinking something along the lines of FF7 and each battle you win w/o losing so much HP will get you a certain surprise - take what you will

aahh you stole my idea of FF!! lol ... hmm... i was thinking something like strip DDR, everytime someone loses a round they remove an item of clothing ...etc. soon it'll end in half naked people jumping around on mats!

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[This message has been edited by devilsAngel (edited 04-24-2004).]

Instead of strip poker. Strip Magic the Gathering.

And if hentai is considered nerdy watching one with your nerd lover and acting out all the physically possible stunts that aren't overly disgusting.

And of course there's cosplay. Give her the ol' light saber.

quote:Originally posted by Ocular Gyric Crisis:

Instead of strip poker. Strip Magic the Gathering.

And if hentai is considered nerdy watching one with your nerd lover and acting out all the physically possible stunts that aren't overly disgusting.

And of course there's cosplay. Give her the ol' light saber.



ROFL STRIP MAGIC!!!!! my friend will get a kick outta that lol.... im telling him next time i see him

quote:Originally posted by Ocular Gyric Crisis:

Instead of strip poker. Strip Magic the Gathering.

And if hentai is considered nerdy watching one with your nerd lover and acting out all the physically possible stunts that aren't overly disgusting.

And of course there's cosplay. Give her the ol' light saber.

lol cos play!!! yeah.

quote:Originally posted by devilsAngel:

aahh you stole my idea of FF!! lol ... hmm... i was thinking something like strip DDR, everytime someone loses a round they remove an item of clothing ...etc. soon it'll end in half naked people jumping around on mats!

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[This message has been edited by devilsAngel (edited 04-24-2004).]

Aha, Strip DDR is fun I did that once. Kinda weird though.

quote:Originally posted by skank:

Who ever misses a line from Star Wars Episode 4b Subsection 93 removes an item of clothing.

"Luke I am your father"

"Ahh, sorry to pull you up on a technicality but a) BASIC english grammar states that there must be a comma after the name Luke and b) That particular quote, if said in the correct, grammatical form, appears in Star Wars Episode 4b subsection 86"

"Oh baby, your makin me so hot"

"making!!"

"Oh yeah..."

you missed out "you're"... not "your"

quote:Originally posted by devilsAngel:

aahh you stole my idea of FF!! lol ... hmm... i was thinking something like strip DDR, everytime someone loses a round they remove an item of clothing ...etc. soon it'll end in half naked people jumping around on mats!

That may be the only useful purpose for DDR ever conceived.

all im sayin is strip mario kart. thats all...just think about it.

Great nerd one-liners:

"*scream*, I'm about to allocate a huge stream of data into your upload port."

"Hey there Sweet-cheeks, you want to go back to my place and play some CS?"

Woo!

Ahhh Nerdish Foreplay..



heh.

There's a little known game you can play with Tekken, it involves winning lots and the removal of clothes,

but I generally tend to ruin the mood with that game because I do take my Tekken very very seriously.



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lISTENING.......

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"strip warhammer/40k."

any unit over 80=one article of clothing.

150=two

"strip counter-strike"

5 headshots=1 article of clothing

1 knife= 1 article of clothing

Just never play Ling vs Heihachi.



*hides*

it's not the size of the sine wave.....