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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-20, 22:02
Scartissue Scartissue is offline
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I really like this girl but I dont have the balls to go and talk to her. Im just waiting for the fucking coward or pussy posts.
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Old 2004-04-20, 22:08
Dazer Dazer is offline
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In order for a coward to get a fucking pussy you must overcome the fear of rejection. Here's an equation:

Fear = Rejection + Shyness - (Affection * Intercourse) / LackOfBalls

So I suck at the algerbra, but I think it's saying that you should grow some balls, and if not give a fuck about what her answer is regardless, because you can always do better right? Or you should at least think you can.
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Old 2004-04-20, 22:26
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If you think about a girl long enough, she will start to like you. All consciousness is one and you just have to focus your energy on her. It may take a while though. Good luck.
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Old 2004-04-20, 23:25
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Have a drink of whisky or scotch (or some other equally manly drink) and then ask her.
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Old 2004-04-21, 00:20
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Scartissue:

Im just waiting for the fucking coward or pussy posts.

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