i met this chick online and later that week we met up to fuck....now she's like really fat....about 5'5'' 190lb....with big ass jelly rolls...i was fucking horny so i said "who fucking cares"...and i fucked that fat bitch....but my dick kept getting soft every 40 seconds or so....so anyhoo...has anyone else had sex with a fat chick....if so...how was it???

Yeah, I have, the first time, I was really drunk, I fucked her and passed out, then woke up an hour later, and she was fucking my friend right next to me. I chugged a beer, waited my turn and fucked that bitch again, then chugged another one, and passed out, as he fucked her again. Crazy night.

The second time, I was fuck buddies with my friends sister, who was fat, but it was always shitty, and I used her, until she went off birth control, wanting to have my kid, without even telling me. I found out from my little brother. I told that stupid little bitch what was what, she cried in my kitchen for an hour, and then I kicked her out, cuz I had shit to do.

Fat bitches are whores. They will jump on any dick anywhere.

quote: (...) she's like really fat....about 5'5'' 190lb[B]

Since when is 190lb considered really fat?

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

I told that stupid little bitch what was what, she cried in my kitchen for an hour, and then I kicked her out, cuz I had shit to do.

hahahaha

quote:Originally posted by Shiantar:

Since when is 190lb considered really fat?



heh..when she's five five, thats pretty large. i'm 5'4'', almost, and i weigh 120. i'm about average, maybe a little under than average.

^^^ hey your like the same as me!

i was about to fuck a fat bitch but she was too much desgusting! she was like eating cum from anyone... so i said nah forget it.

fat people are a complete turn off for me...

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

Yeah, I have, the first time, I was really drunk, I fucked her and passed out, then woke up an hour later, and she was fucking my friend right next to me. I chugged a beer, waited my turn and fucked that bitch again, then chugged another one, and passed out, as he fucked her again. Crazy night.

Goodness me. You certainly know how to have a good time.

Me, I prefer a nice game of Scrabble.

quote:Originally posted by Chibi Shinigami:

heh..when she's five five, thats pretty large. i'm 5'4'', almost, and i weigh 120. i'm about average, maybe a little under than average.

My gf is around 5'5" and around 200 or so. For that matter, I'm 6'0" and around 200 or so. We seem to like each other just fine.

I'm awaiting Kikey's reply to this thread.

I tend to shy away from cunts that resemble a fat slice of canned ham swimming in white gravy/

This thread reminds me of a girl at my high school. We called her wider than tall, for reasons you will probably be able to figure out.

quote:Originally posted by Shiantar:

Since when is 190lb considered really fat?



unless shes like 6'4, thats a round ball of cottage cheese. rock on chubby chaser, less fat chicks to come on to and annoy the rest of us.

quote:Originally posted by Shiantar:

My gf is around 5'5" and around 200 or so. For that matter, I'm 6'0" and around 200 or so. We seem to like each other just fine.

your girl is large.

quote:Originally posted by SpEXMoneymkr:

your girl is large.

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... and ... ?

quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

unless shes like 6'4, thats a round ball of cottage cheese. rock on chubby chaser, less fat chicks to come on to and annoy the rest of us.

To each their own.

You'd be surprised, though -- I've found larger women to have all the attributes I'm looking for -- soft skin, pleasant personalities, intelligence, tits to die for ...

I've never seen a 120lb woman with DD breasts that weren't fake.

inconsiderate assholes

Shiantar, you're the man for bein' cool.

and your girlfriend is the woMan.

*thumbs up*

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

I'm awaiting Kikey's reply to this thread./

I havn't seen him around in a while. If he hasn't responded by tommorrow night, I'll do it for him, just because he's told it like 3 or 4 times, and there's only two pertinant details. I like those kinds of stories.

I was so wasted when I fucked a fat chic that I was sucking on her fat roll thinking it was her tittie. Good times though, remember riding a fat chic is a lot like riding a moped, its fun as long as no one knows or sees you doing it . . .

quote:Originally posted by Shiantar:

I've never seen a 120lb woman with DD breasts that weren't fake.

32DD, 5'5 125lbs.. that's not just because we're on the internet.

(Just because I have to argue.)

Anyway, some of the most gorgeous women I've met haven't had a supermodel firgure. 190 is a little on the large side (as far as health matters go). Whatever floats your boat.

I have noticed though, that black women seem to have more of a figure and curves with the extra weight than white women. White women are usually just round with no ass.

lol my experince wif a fat chick, it was my first root and same wif u man i keep going soft on the bitch prob cause i could feel her fat rolls on my body! and yeah we fucked in my swag and to this day i look @ the swag look @ me and remember her FAT ASS body and think how the fuck did we fuck in there....sorry im a bit drunk!

fat people make me vomit

You're all terrible, but so very funny... hahaha

quote:Originally posted by Schraff:

Me, I prefer a nice game of Scrabble.

Yey for Scrabble!!

..and sex.

This is one of the best S&A threads in a while. I wish I could contribute.

Do they come any other way??

I fucked this really fat chick when I was 17. I was totally wasted and she gave me head on a park bench and I ended up fucking her over it at 4.00am. She asked to come back to my house and I said cool I took her to my friends let her in the front door (It was always open) then I walked out the back as she sat on the couch. My fried was so pissed at me he said the fat chick tried to get into the bed while he and his girlfriend where in it. Ah fun times.

quote:Originally posted by Shiantar:

I've never seen a 120lb woman with DD breasts that weren't fake.

I have, and fake tits are underrated. They make em great now.

There was one time when I got *very* close to fucking a fat chick.

To make a long story short. I was very, very drunk. I went for a swim with a few good looking girls and some mates. We were mucking around, showing off, doing flips and such. Then I attempted to do a backflip into the pool. Ordinarily I can do this with ease. So I tried...however I didn't realise that I was in the shallow end and I smashed my head on the bottom of the pool. I was severly concussed and pretty much passed out. I still can't remember anything, but the guys say that this fat chick who liked me came and said she'll look after me. I could barely think, let alone know what was going on around me.

I woke up very, very sore in the morning with my friends showing me pictures of this fat chick making out with me. They stopped her before she went to the next stage though.

*Sigh* that story makes me laugh and cringe everytime.

im tryin to get after a fat chick right now

5'6"

155-160 probably

not FAT but kinda chubby

I've never had sex with a fat chick.

I am, however, slightly large. As in... 5'1 1/2", 145. My ideal weight is 110, so I'm about 35 pounds heavier than I should be. But, I have a rack to die for (all natural DDs), and unlike a lot of white girls, the extra flesh is distributed in all the right places. That is, tits, ass, and hips.

But then again, it's hard getting the baby weight off....

quote:Originally posted by Lilly:

...it's hard getting the baby weight off....

Baby weight 'eh? Suuuuuure.

quote:Originally posted by Johnny McBig:

I was so wasted when I fucked a fat chic that I was sucking on her fat roll thinking it was her tittie. Good times though, remember riding a fat chic is a lot like riding a moped, its fun as long as no one knows or sees you doing it . . .

Thank you for illustrating why I thought I was a lesbian for six years.

I fucked this fat bitch once, dont really know how the hell it happened. I was at a party with all my friends, getting really really drunk when i blacked out, next thing i know i'm wakeing up in this strange house in the morning with this huge fat bitch naked next to me, no idea where i was or how i got there. I relized i was naked beside this bitch and didnt know how to get dressed without her finding out i was naked.

Then it all came together and i relized i must have fucked her, so i hopped out of bed naked as hell asked where the fuck my clothes where, got dressed and went to leave... my car wasnt there so i said "take me to my car" and this chick takes me out to this lake like 3 miles away from town where my car is parked in a feild with all the hubcaps off and broken on the ground around it!! I guess this chick just found me laying out in this feild by my car yelling about shit that made no sense and took me to her house so she could get fucked... fucking rapeist.

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

I told that stupid little bitch what was what, she cried in my kitchen for an hour, and then I kicked her out, cuz I had shit to do. .



HAHA Omg its so funny.....

Oh man I fucked a fat chick to now that I think about it but damn it was some good sex...... I fucken smashed them guts like a mexican abortion from behind...... But i was like uhhh when I seen her again when I seen her sober....