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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-18, 17:59
TwatLlama TwatLlama is offline
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Default Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

This isn't really designed for females to post their boyfriends but because I love women you gals can post how you are great to your boyfriends.

Ok, for my brag. I'm 17 years old and I have a fiance. Yes I know it's a young age but if you were me, you would have done all the same things for this girl. She is just amazing in every way I can imagine. I remember one day before I even met her, me and my friends were discussing our ideas of the perfect girl, and I listed things such as: her being sweet to everyone, blonde hair, blue eyes, great body, not so big breasts but well shaped(cause if you think about it, it's all about that shape, I have dated girls with C+ breasts and they honestly get in the way of things you want to do), things like this. Then in late December 2002, when I was 15 years old, I met her at a lodge up in New Hampshire at the greatest ski resort ever made, Waterville Valley. We were just attracted to eachother from that point and did little kids stuff like hold hands in the jakuzzi. Woe was me cause she had a boyfriend at the time, he was a liar to her, yet her sweetness prevented her from cheating on him with me. So we exchanged emails and kept in contact.

Long story short, we are the happiest of couples to this day. It has been 6 months of a long distance relationship and every time we see eachother we are fucking like little dogs, crazy. Almost every day she tells me how she wants me, how she loves me, how she would do anything for me. We had sex 2 months into the relationship and she is a raised Catholic school girl who didn't want to lose her virginity to anyone but the perfect person. She is perfect to me and vise versa.

Since middle school she has been raised in a catholic highschool and the religion did not break her spirit. She is so incredible because she refused to believe any of the nonsense that was taught to her. She refused to believe in imaginary beings that watch and punish her way of life. I didn't even think it was possible to grow up athiest if you are taught that there is god since you are 2. This girl just keeps suprising me.

There is more but I have written so much already. Go ahead guys, brag. I'll get into sexual things she has done or will do for me a little later in this topic.
 #2 
Old 2004-04-18, 19:41
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

I have an ex girlfriend who, when we were an item, used to hold the reigns in the relationship.

She dumped me and I was a little hurt.

I saw her yesterday and she told me she loves me, wants me, etc...I told her I didn't really care.

She hasn't stopped texting me since yesterday about how she loves me and wants me back.

I love having a little control over the crazy bitch!
 #3 
Old 2004-04-18, 20:25
Cpt.Winters Cpt.Winters is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

lol ^^^ well, my girlfriend is HOT! *beats off*
 #4 
Old 2004-04-18, 20:50
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

theres absolutely nothing about being stuck with the same dumb cunt worth bragging about.
 #5 
Old 2004-04-20, 01:00
TwatLlama TwatLlama is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

Had you liked or ever had cunt, you'd know there is.
 #6 
Old 2004-04-20, 01:25
thequin88 thequin88 is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

I thought this was gonna be a sarcastic topic....

**walks away dissapointed**
 #7 
Old 2004-04-20, 01:52
LuvBuds LuvBuds is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

quote:Originally posted by mrman383:

theres absolutely nothing about being stuck with the same dumb cunt worth bragging about.

Haha what a load of shit.

I feel sorry for peeps like u.
 #8 
Old 2004-04-20, 03:07
greyhat7 greyhat7 is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

it sounds like you cockblocked her x, you should feel guilty and kill yourselfe.

by the way how the fuck do, you know shes that fucken amazing if u dont even see her that often.

does she suck good dick?
 #9 
Old 2004-04-20, 03:54
mrman383 mrman383 is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

quote:Originally posted by TwatLlama:

Had you liked or ever had cunt, you'd know there is.

just another dumbass that thinks just because hes getting his free milk he doesnt have to clean up all the shit from that cow in the back yard. i get my sex to go; wouldnt have it any other way.
 #10 
Old 2004-04-20, 05:14
RagingPussy RagingPussy is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

Hot Goth (looks all gothly, but doesn't talk about death/cut/do goth things) Bisexual.

-rage
 #11 
Old 2004-04-20, 05:20
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

Ex girlfriend. Minister's daughter. Church. I win!
 #12 
Old 2004-04-20, 06:24
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

I can say off the top of my hat, my girlfriend is smarter, more beautiful, and absolutly better than any of your girlfriends in every way.

In addition to that, we have an amazing relationship and I am in a deep love that I never thought exisited.

Beat that fuckers!
 #13 
Old 2004-04-20, 09:26
prototype3 prototype3 is offline
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my g/f is a natural perky 36D
 #14 
Old 2004-04-20, 18:53
TwatLlama TwatLlama is offline
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quote:Originally posted by greyhat7:

it sounds like you cockblocked her x, you should feel guilty and kill yourselfe.

by the way how the fuck do, you know shes that fucken amazing if u dont even see her that often.

does she suck good dick?

You bet your ass she does :-D
 #15 
Old 2004-04-20, 18:55
TwatLlama TwatLlama is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

quote:Originally posted by Black Flag:

I can say off the top of my hat, my girlfriend is smarter, more beautiful, and absolutly better than any of your girlfriends in every way.

In addition to that, we have an amazing relationship and I am in a deep love that I never thought exisited.

Beat that fuckers!



Alright come on now, that's just how I am and I also think all above. You gotta put some specs on the type of things she does for you. I got my girlfriend to finger her ass when she masterbates and let me do her in the butt.





[This message has been edited by TwatLlama (edited 04-20-2004).]
 #16 
Old 2004-04-21, 22:33
smoketheweed smoketheweed is offline
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My girlfriend's fucking hot. im 13 she's 14 she gives me hand jobs, blow jobs and i've fucked here once about a week ago.
 #17 
Old 2004-04-21, 23:46
infinityshock infinityshock is offline
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oh yea? well, my girlfriend can beat up your girlfriend. AND your dad. At the same time.
 #18 
Old 2004-04-22, 02:39
KooshBlood KooshBlood is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

My gf makes me cookies.

Checkmate.

EDIT: I mean actual cookies with chocolate chips and dough.

[This message has been edited by KooshBlood (edited 04-22-2004).]
 #19 
Old 2004-04-22, 03:26
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

quote:Originally posted by TwatLlama:



Alright come on now, that's just how I am and I also think all above. You gotta put some specs on the type of things she does for you. I got my girlfriend to finger her ass when she masterbates and let me do her in the butt.



I don't need to give spec's or say what she does for me.

I know she's better than any girl you put beside her, so shut the fuck up.

[This message has been edited by Black Flag (edited 04-22-2004).]
 #20 
Old 2004-04-22, 08:34
Unwanted Solutiuns Unwanted Solutiuns is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

well i dont give a fuck what you little kids think my girlfriend is the shit if you say different ill give you my fuckin address and bring your girlfriend if you even fuckin have one and ill end up fuckin her before your ass will even get to see her tits
 #21 
Old 2004-04-22, 11:16
Pulse Pulse is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

quote:Originally posted by Black Flag:

I can say off the top of my hat, my girlfriend is smarter, more beautiful, and absolutly better than any of your girlfriends in every way.



Every other dude who has loved a chick says that exact same thing. How dumb.
 #22 
Old 2004-04-22, 17:29
uage10 uage10 is offline
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Default Re: Lets Brag About Our Girlfriends, Wives, Fiance's, or Mates

my girlfriend is great now. we went out a couple of months ago and i broke up with her because she was really shy around me and diddnt talk to me much but we are goin back out again and she talks to me alot more and she is a really great person. she is also a virgin and a twin.
 #23 
Old 2004-04-22, 23:56
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quote:Originally posted by Pulse:

Every other dude who has loved a chick says that exact same thing. How dumb.

It a fucking joke you queer.
 
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