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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2004-04-18, 15:57
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Ok... I admit it...
I'm one picky ass son of a bitch! I fuckin' know it too... Is there something wrong with likin' girls in a weight range? If the girl is 25 pounds lighter than me... that's fine and if shes 20 pounds more I'm fine with that too. Although I prefer women to be within 10 pounds of my weight, 120. So that would be 110-130. Blue or Green eyes with Brown or Dirty Blonde hair. A pretty face. Titties don't much matter and ass has to be proportional with her body. Also, I like the girl to be shorter than me. Or my height. I like short chicks I don't know why. I want a girl that likes video games, can listen to any type of music and wears baggy sweat pants and a belly shirt with the thong strap hangin' out. What's so wrong with that and how come I can't find a girl that I like?
[This message has been edited by [eXo5]Metal (edited 04-18-2004).]
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#2
 2004-04-18, 16:01
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gracioustredan12 
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
lol...we all want a dream girl
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#3
 2004-04-18, 16:04
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Because you're too specific. Maybe you should set your sights on one chick, it is nearly impossible to find a chick that fits your idea of "perfection". So maybe if you set your sights on one chick she'll fit some, or most but not all of the things you want in a girl.
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#4
 2004-04-18, 16:21
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
My girl fits all that except the weight thing. shes like 160 lbs tops, but so am I, so I don't mind, she not fat, her height makes up for it. I am such a lucky bastard. haha
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#5
 2004-04-18, 16:47
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
my trip around this world of ours has taught me one thing, its not importent the talk about how hot someone is, or how bad shee looks, its easier to talk about someone in reference to how many beers it would take for you do tap that ass
ex "man she's a two beer"
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#6
 2004-04-18, 17:45
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
My opinion is that any girl who is 5'3 and weighs less that 110 pounds or more than 130 pounds is unhealthy. Bro I'm picky myself, I just got really lucky one day and found a girl who was everything I have ever wanted, and I stress everything. Now I am with her for the rest of my days. Maybe you will get lucky too my friend.
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#7
 2004-04-18, 17:57
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
I fuckin' hope so. I have tried a bunch of girls, and I know a bunch of girls. Some are too preppy some are too punk. Some are just right, but don't like me and that's how it's going to stay, unfortunately. Man I'm like fuckin' goldilocks man. I find the pourage that's just right, but then I get it, and the next morning 3 fuckin' bears come and rip me a new one.
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#8
 2004-04-18, 18:25
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:
...my weight, 120...
You are one skinny fuck.
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#9
 2004-04-18, 19:34
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Then that is your perfect woman.
We all have perceptions of a perfect person...But finding them is a whole different story!
Sometimes you just have to look for ages through the rocks to find the diamonds! 
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#10
 2004-04-18, 21:55
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
::smiles smugly::
You kind of just described me,[eXo5]Metal. 
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#11
 2004-04-18, 22:42
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
^^^Send me a picture and where do you live? hehe... St. Louis... you gotta move to delaware...
[This message has been edited by [eXo5]Metal (edited 04-18-2004).]
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#12
 2004-04-19, 00:42
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Saline Colors 
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
ha. my pictures in the 2 or 3 page of the "people on totse" thread.
hmm deleware, eh? My cousin lives there.
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#13
 2004-04-19, 00:58
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Heh... who's your cousin, Delaware's a small ass state, I might know 'em.
EDIT: I just saw your pic... and I must say if you are at all what I have in my mind, I must say, I love you. lol
[This message has been edited by [eXo5]Metal (edited 04-19-2004).]
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#14
 2004-04-19, 01:03
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Well, I know that you can't really have a certain set of "standards" when looking for a good g/f. They just sorta, ya know, fall into your lap sorta speak. Look at me for example. Met this fine girl at school one day in bio class. We become friends, I start likin' her, and to this day I love her. (Unfortunatly she don't feel the same about me . . . maybe I'll share that story sometime). We're extremely good friends, and we can talk to each other about almost anything (although there are still a few secrets she's keeping from me  ). Anyway, hope that helps.
--The Student
[This message has been edited by Discipulus (edited 04-19-2004).]
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#15
 2004-04-19, 01:04
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Saline Colors is HOT!
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#16
 2004-04-19, 01:09
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Yea... she seems to be my definition of hot.
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#17
 2004-04-19, 22:20
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Saline Colors 
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Well thanks guys...
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#18
 2004-04-19, 22:47
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
bah... you never answered my question... who's your cousin?
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#19
 2004-04-19, 22:47
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Does anyone care? Anyone? NO??? Didnt think so.
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#20
 2004-04-19, 23:17
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
quote:Originally posted by Unlucky:
Saline Colors is HOT!
yes she is but mizled is still the thinking mans choice (sickboy is a blinder too!)
me -an elderly perv? YEP
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#21
 2004-04-19, 23:42
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
All you have to do now is find a girl that meets your specifications that also views YOU as within her specifications. Or you can start playing the lottery. Either way, your chances are about the same. Nothing wrong with having standards, if you're okay with being alone in the meantime.
Actually, your height and weight standards are pretty reasonable.
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#22
 2004-04-20, 00:49
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Yea, I know, but for the most part, I can't find a girl who I actually have any real things in common with. All the girls around here are dumb chicks that look good. I want a beautiful girl with an intelligence level higher than 115. I would like her's to be in the 120's that way we could carry on conversation that actually mean something, and then always have those bullshit conversations that always tend to happen in a relationship, gotta occupy time somehow right? But in the mean time, I am having troubles with being lonely, I do think I have met a girl that meets my standards, but I've yet to meet her. Yet another internet love, I know, but I'm kind of not going out with her at all, she lives a city up from me and thats only like 15 miles. Seeing as how shes so cool and everything and supposedly looks really good, I wanna get with her. She doesn't have a problem with sex and is short and 96 pounds. (Remember im 15, she's 14 96 pounds isn't exactly GROSSLY underweight, but she seems to fit most of my criteria.) And the best part of it all. She plays video games  . But yet again, I have, unfortunately, never met her. I'm working on it though.
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#23
 2004-04-20, 01:56
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
quote:Originally posted by [eXo5]Metal:
Yea, I know, but for the most part, I can't find a girl who I actually have any real things in common with. All the girls around here are dumb chicks that look good. I want a beautiful girl with an intelligence level higher than 115. I would like her's to be in the 120's that way we could carry on conversation that actually mean something, and then always have those bullshit conversations that always tend to happen in a relationship, gotta occupy time somehow right? But in the mean time, I am having troubles with being lonely, I do think I have met a girl that meets my standards, but I've yet to meet her. Yet another internet love, I know, but I'm kind of not going out with her at all, she lives a city up from me and thats only like 15 miles. Seeing as how shes so cool and everything and supposedly looks really good, I wanna get with her. She doesn't have a problem with sex and is short and 96 pounds. (Remember im 15, she's 14 96 pounds isn't exactly GROSSLY underweight, but she seems to fit most of my criteria.) And the best part of it all. She plays video games  . But yet again, I have, unfortunately, never met her. I'm working on it though.
a.) high intelligence levels doesn't equal decent conversation!
b.)Unless she's really really short and hasnt hit puberty yet, 96lbs is disgustingly underweight (if she's any shorter than 5'5''). I'm 5'6'' 110lbs and 96lbs is just sick  !
c.)You're hoping to have sex with a 14 yr old that you met over the internet...has she even developed breast tissue yet?
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#24
 2004-04-20, 17:10
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
i am hoping that u are like 12 cuz i don't know to many guys that weigh 120lbs. and y would care how much ur girl weighs, i mean if u like her for who she is it doesn't matter how she looks, u are thinkin of the perfect "f*ck" not perfect "girl", those are two different people aight. i am 6"0 230lbs. and my current girlfriend is 5' 102lbs. and i love her to death, i have had g/f's that are 5'9" 135lbs. loved them just as much (even though i can't stand their asses now...). it is all about personality not looks
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#25
 2004-04-20, 17:21
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:
All you have to do now is find a girl that meets your specifications that also views YOU as within her specifications. Or you can start playing the lottery. Either way, your chances are about the same. Nothing wrong with having standards, if you're okay with being alone in the meantime.
Actually, your height and weight standards are pretty reasonable.
damn, i thought i had standards, his are more narow than mine!!
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#26
 2004-04-20, 17:50
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
quote:Originally posted by Little Pea:
You are one skinny fuck.
Hahaha, I was thinking the exact same thing.
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#27
 2004-04-20, 18:07
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
HaHaHA I would just be happy to finally meet a white girl. Polish preferred.HaHaHa
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#28
 2004-04-21, 00:36
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Re: Ok... I admit it...
Hey so what if I'm skinny, I just don't work out... I could probably get my ass beat for all the shit I talk, but I'm cool with mostly everybody, so it doesn't really matter if I talk shit, 'cause everyone knows I'm fuckin' around.
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