as the namesake is, what is the most awkard thing that happened to you on a date?

Most awkward? Old girlfriend walking in on it.. That's about it. Guess I don't have much of a string of bad luck when it comes to dating.

One time at the movies I shit myself and then forgot about it, scratched my ass and started eating popcorn. Then when I handed over the popcorn, it had shit all over it.

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... alright fine, that didn't really happen.

I had sex, didn't expect that, it was ackward.

When you're not sure if it's a 'Date' or simply hanging out being 'just good friends',

not knowing what the fuck to do, or where the hell this can posibly lead, if anywhere.

Not knowing what he is thinking either, and still totaly unsure of whether this is a date or not..

Ahh hell..!

Stared longlingly into my girlriends eyes while eating a snickers bar. Blew a kiss to her. . .

Then realized I was eating a dog turd.

Havn't seen her since.

I guess this has become the "Make up the most akward situation that you can be in on a date." Hell, why not.

Once, I was on a date with this chick. We headed back over to her place to fuck when I realized that i didn't have a condom. The I saw a used one behind he pillow, so I said to myself, "hell, why not."

These are real:

1. Said the wrong name during sex (by far the worst)

2. Yawned during foreplay. She was a virgin and wanted to go slow, and I was just to 3rd base by 4AM...but it was still bad.

3. Girl farted while making out with me. Yep, this one I didn't screw up.

i have the worst "date" story,

its wasnt really a date but me my best friend ( a girl) and our friend wen to the gooinies and out friend kept putting her head on me and i was like ok, and then i put my arm around her. The movie was over and then We went back to my best friends house. We got there and a bunch of our friends came over and me and the girl were up stairs talking. We made out and shit and i thought that was all good and fine, I kinda liked her. The next day she didnt talk to me and then next, and the next. this went on for a week and Then i talked to her. The next day she started to date a 12 yo. WTF, shes 15 and i was 17 and he was 12. WTF hes in 6th grade and shes a freshman. I was pissed, the strange thing is i still hang out with her.

so its always kinda akward.

^ Ahahahahaha, diced for a 12 year old.

Most awkward situation; coming back into her dark room after going to the toilet and continue fucking her... then the light gets turned on and it turns out I'm fucking her MOTHER...

okay okay okay, that never happened. . My ex girlfriends mum was a model, and super fine.

have you ever told your g/f something to make you sounds sexy or experienced or just to sound cool, but it wasnt true at all. I have, and getting caught lying sucks... thats pretty damn akward.

My mate coming in with his girlfriend and sitting with us.

Doesn't seem awkward yet but bear with me.

His girlfriend fancied the Hell outta me...And I was with her cousin!

All night she was playing footsy, rubbing up against me, touching my legs, stroking my arms and telling me she wants me to fuck her in the toilet!

All the while I'm sitting there trying to not look disturbed...Or horny seeing as this chick was hot as Hell!

Damn that situation tested my honesty!

P.S: Jen...If you can hear these words I am praying with, please come back...I'm single again!

EDIT: Spellcheck.

[This message has been edited by psycho_8b (edited 04-18-2004).]

Okay...so i never post here but im thinkin this is worthy for this topic.

Me and my girl and a couple of friends went to this fancy Italian restaurant on a double date (me+Italian food = NO GOOD.) So anyways, We go up on this place on this hill that was a nice clearing overlooking the city...and things start to move along quite nicely until something explodes in my gizzard and causes me to have the worst stomach cramps I have ever experienced. Next words out of my moulth were "SHIT!!! DRIVE TO DAIRY QUEEN AND GUN IT!!!"

I got there, utterly laid wasted to the john, clogging it and causing it to overflow. I ran back to the car and we drove away very quickly and that was the end to our dissappointing night. Bummer.

[This message has been edited by killtehinternet (edited 04-19-2004).]

How about this:

I was at my place with this girl for only a few minutes, and I was like 'What to do; perhaps I'll play her a song on my piano(student of one year).' Realise this:I'm not a bad player. Anyway, I play her 'Yesterday' by the Beatles, and I'm like'Yeah, and you can hear the ALL NIGHT LONG! BTW, do you play piano?' And she's like 'Yeah, for eleven years.' I felt like a total tool.

Was at the movies I thought it was just a friednly date, when the girl puts her head in my lap. (no i didn't get a bj she had braces) and all of a sudden her hand goes straight up my shorts. Well I guess I buttered her popcorn. Kind of had to tell her cousin "could you go get me some napkins I can't really walk right now" she asked why and I said just do it i'll tell you later I did and she was like "gross thats my cousin i don't want to know about your escapades with my family".

Haha good times.