Well my bro is in college, he's throwin a party and he invited me!! I'm fucking geeked about it, I don't know what the hell to expect, sex hopefully. I have been to normal partys before but from what I heard his are wicked. Oh and I'm a junior in highschool if you were wondering. Holy shit, this is going to be awesome!!!

Oh and why this belongs here. What should I do to try to be smooth with a girl up there? I know most of them will be older, but they don't have to know about my age. I need to get laid again.

I hope you get an STD, bring condoms, just in case. No, im sry i hope you DONT get an std cuz that would suck, and i would never wish that upon anyone. You got to realize that college girls will knock your socks off unless theyre drunk. You touch them without being a smooooooth operator, your dead. So be a pimp, bitch smack that hoe, and if all else fails, slip some rhohypnol into her drink... j/k have fun and BE SOME ONE YOUR NOT, cuz you my friend, seem like a nerd. Just messing again, wow, pussy fucks with your mind

quote:Originally posted by Lazzaro:

...I need to get laid again.

Lol. Sorry but I find that hilarious.

quote:Originally posted by Lazzaro:

I'm fucking geeked about it.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Juniors in High School do not look like Freshmen in College.. Sorry pal, but the girls are going to notice you're a little younger than they are. Expect a night of sitting on some couch, listening in on other peoples' conversations.

[This message has been edited by Toban Locksmith (edited 04-17-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by thequin88:

I hope you get an STD, bring condoms, just in case. No, im sry i hope you DONT get an std cuz that would suck, and i would never wish that upon anyone. You got to realize that college girls will knock your socks off unless theyre drunk. You touch them without being a smooooooth operator, your dead. So be a pimp, bitch smack that hoe, and if all else fails, slip some rhohypnol into her drink... j/k have fun and BE SOME ONE YOUR NOT, cuz you my friend, seem like a nerd. Just messing again, wow, pussy fucks with your mind

That was a halarious post. Good God.

Ahh...wake and baking is where it's at.

That is funny. It reminds me of me at that age. Yea, chances are you won't get any, especially if you make the effort.

People! Remember every female is gonna be shit faced!

You can get pussy, just put on a fake accent and be like "Hey there Mistress, fancy a shag?'. Knees to the sky, its sad.

^ ^ ^

You know, no matter what they say, there is a limit on how much porn you should watch...

alchol.. the only way

quote:Originally posted by Toban Locksmith:

Juniors in High School do not look like Freshmen in College.. Sorry pal, but the girls are going to notice you're a little younger than they are. Expect a night of sitting on some couch, listening in on other peoples' conversations.

[This message has been edited by Toban Locksmith (edited 04-17-2004).]



I always seemed to hang out with an older crowd...damn that seems familiar.

I've never fucked a drunk girl, and personally it wouldnt be fair i think. I also think that would be pretty messy, considering that i like water beds.