I did once, It was the last time with my ex gf, I just wasnt in to it, I was semi hard and she just couldnt do it.

So has another guy faked it.

[This message has been edited by bushy (edited 04-15-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

I did once, It was the last time with my ex gf, I just wasnt in to it, I was semi hard and I she just couldnt do it.

So has another guy faked it.

Haha that is funny... But a great question but I am a girl and I wouldn't know!

When you get older and start drinking your going to find that at some point its going to be 3 in the morning and you just want to go to bed. Thats when you do the shake shudder and roll.

i hate that, i wish there was a way to fake it while getting a blowjob. i'll be there for like 30 mins and it will be really awkward some times.

quote:Originally posted by Exies19:

i hate that, i wish there was a way to fake it while getting a blowjob. i'll be there for like 30 mins and it will be really awkward some times.

actualy i faked it with a blowjob with my ex gf too, I told her I didnt come cause i masturbated before i came over, Which I really did.

I've faked an orgasm before...god, handjobs and blowjobs are pointless. My hands are 5x better than any woman's tongue or hands.

How did Kramer put it? "When it's been enough already and I just want to get some sleep". Heh.

maybe once, wanted to sleep

I faked it once. I jerked off, and then saw my girl, and we fucked, for like 2 hours, and I was getting tired, and couldn't cum, so I faked it. My dick stayed hard, I just couldnt cum. She never knew, until we got into a fight, and i told her like a chick would. She was pissed. Hahaha stupid bitch.



The girl I'm with now, I never have to fake it. If I can't cum from fucking, I do it myself and cum on her tits. She doesnt mind, or get hurt cuz she cant do it.

It only happens when I have came a few times, so she understands.

quote:Originally posted by Hexadecimal:

I've faked an orgasm before...god, handjobs and blowjobs are pointless. My hands are 5x better than any woman's tongue or hands.

Come give me a handjob and we'll see if you're better than my girlfriend. She's better than my own hand.

Wasn't that whole Seinfeld episode about this?

yea, but thats now why i posted it.

C'mon! Don't tell me that none of you have ever been going doggystyle with a chick, pulled out, spit on her back, and claimed she was really good! You guys know you have!

*snicker*

Okay, maybe not. Me either.

A.E.

No, I can't fake an ejaculation. It just doesn't work that way.

quote:Originally posted by AE5150:

C'mon! Don't tell me that none of you have ever been going doggystyle with a chick, pulled out, spit on her back, and claimed she was really good! You guys know you have!

*snicker*

Okay, maybe not. Me either.

A.E.

Houdini!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^ HAH!! So true... unfortunately, I've never done that.

I'm still young. I'm always down for an orgasm.

What and give yourself self-induced blue balls? Are you crazy?

I don't even fake it when getting a handjob, I have the audacity to just move in a postion where she can't, and she gets the idea.

My man tried to fake one last tuesday on our third go it didn't work

Yeah, I faked it my first time having sex, which was with a girl, it went on for hours and hours, then I was just like, "Ok I'm done." Then I threw the condom away real fast. LoL! Stupid girl!

hahaha wow all you guys faked to get out of sex with your woman, some because you didn't feel like it (weren't in the mood) ever try just saying you don't feel like sex before you get into it? I do it with my g/f, big deal. Saves alot of time

Girls dont understand that No means No.

Never "faked it." Not once. And I'm not planning to, either. If I'm too tired, she can hump my leg or jerk off while I go to sleep.

quote:Originally posted by AE5150:

C'mon! Don't tell me that none of you have ever been going doggystyle with a chick, pulled out, spit on her back, and claimed she was really good!...

Hah. That's a good one man . A few times I really wanted to, but then I thought about how shitty it would be for her to fake one. That and I didn't think that I could really get away with it, considering she wouldn't be dripping my man juice like she did.

quote:Originally posted by greenlantern13:

When you get older and start drinking your going to find that at some point its going to be 3 in the morning and you just want to go to bed. Thats when you do the shake shudder and roll.

Oh my god it's greenlantern. Is it really you?? You were my hero, and I bet you don't even know who I am.

to everyone who says that she will know, just tell her you masturbated before you had sex. Thats all the explanation you need.

Mayby it's just me but I can feel when my man cums and I can tell the difference between spit and cum

I just thought, what if both people fake it. wouldnt that be great? has anyone had this happen when both people fake it?

You know bushy, it might feel like the real thing if both faked it

I don't see how a woman can fake it, when my girl cums, her cunt flexs so hard that it feels like my dick will get cut off. I can always tell when she comes, but sometimes I'm not really paying attention to it, so I have to ask her how many times she came that time. When I have to ask, the number is usually higher than I would have thought.

I HAVE A QUESTION!!!?!?!??

Can a girl feel it when a guy comes in her?

^^Yes.

what's the point in faking it, on the rare occurence when it's just not working out i shrug my shoulders and zip my fly.

it so cool when i jack off i can keep my boner and have more than one orgasim i am beast, after i cum i HAVE never lost my boner????why???

quote:Originally posted by kenny64:

it so cool when i jack off i can keep my boner and have more than one orgasim i am beast, after i cum i HAVE never lost my boner????why???

you beter delete that, ill fucking kill you for ruining my thread!!

oh once i was looking at the clock. it was rather funny.

LOL bushy thats normal for me at least lol