come on i know you do it

how many of you masturbate and how many of you are ladies?

http://www.solotouch.com/main/main.htm

doesnt 90% of everyone on totse?



-tAs-

[This message has been edited by ttpAKAsnipe (edited 04-14-2004).]

What’s masturbate?

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

What’s masturbate?



Its when you pull and tug on your weiner really hard until white stuff comes out.

Does it count if your dad does it for you?

quote:Originally posted by lifejunkie:

Does it count if your dad does it for you?

No thats called a "handjob", I wonder what it's called when you use mind control on daddy and force him to do it? Because technically you are doing it if you control every move but factualy he is physicaly doing it. Not towards you lifejunkie, just hypothetical thoughts.

Sex and Affection.

Of course i do who doesent is a better question.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.frito:

Its when you pull and tug on your weiner really hard until white stuff comes out.



*giggles* you said weiner



[This message has been edited by Spaghetti_Dick (edited 04-14-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by Tokolosh:

What’s masturbate?



ur a dumb ass please die

I think we should move this back to where it came from.

My mummy told me it gives you hairy palms and makes you go blind. Is that true? I'm scared because I touched my special area in the shower

Mojo Hojo i believe that its called a 'mind-job' and why ure dad and not ure mum, or even better ure little brother, children have softer and smaller hands, makes ure cock feel bigger, but i dont need that anyways....eh?!!! lol



MASTERBATION ROCKS, SO DOES SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK, WHICH I BELIEVE IS A SKILL AND NOT A SICK THING!

Funny, peoples "taboo" with Wanking.

Well, all im saying is, everyone on the entire planet post/during puberty with at least one arm does or has masturbated. Think about it when you walk down a busy street...



As this guy ^ said, wanking rules. Besides, if you didn't, you would wet dream, which is just annoying. Best control the cum I think.

quote:Originally posted by Purple Phreaxxx:

My mummy told me it gives you hairy palms and makes you go blind. Is that true? I'm scared because I touched my special area in the shower

You will also go to hell

quote:Originally posted by jumpunderaboat:

You will also go to hell

Man, my pastor told me it was natural and God meant it to be that way, but he was also the one to molest my little brother.

quote:Originally posted by jumpunderaboat:

You will also go to hell



hahahahahaha

I rarely insert anything when I do it. So that when I do have sex (I'm single so it's rare) it's a nice snug fit for the guy.

what if its one of those guys with wangs like peanut butter jars? that would be a bitch...

ts

Peanut butter jars? How very, very odd

I'd love to nail Annabelle.

There are two types of people in the world: people who masturbate, and people who masturbate and lie about it.

The later are just plain stupid.

quote:Originally posted by Purple Phreaxxx:

Peanut butter jars? How very, very odd

Peanut butter jars aren't odd, I rather vegemite jars.

quote:Originally posted by Mojo Hojo:

I wonder what it's called when you use mind control on daddy and force him to do it? Because technically you are doing it if you control every move but factualy he is physicaly doing it. Not towards you lifejunkie, just hypothetical thoughts.

Thats some deep thinking there mojo! What else you thinking of, pray let us know!

duh?