My girlfriend says that my cum taste like crap and that her ex tasted much better... apparently mine has a slight bitterness to it...

can someone please give me some tips on how to make cum whiter and tase better... Mildly stinks aswell

Dump her ass. If a girl ever compares me to her last BF i dump her right there. Act all offended and shit and then be like "thats it were done"

A girl has no right to compare you to any of her ex bfs. What would she do if you said she tasted horrible she would kick your ass, and dump you.

That's bullshit that she's comparing you to her ex, dump that ho.

In future it could be nice to note that caffine and crystal meth (and some other shit I can't think of) make your cum taste bad. Are you a coffee addict by any chance?

Yeah, supposedly what we eat affects how our cum tastes (although I've never experimented with this myself...).

I guess eat sweeter foods or something...I've heard that eating very spicy foods can make your cum taste weird as well...

i'm not male, obviously, but one of my friends was telling me that the amount of fruit you eat changes the taste. eat more fruit and itll taste better.

red meats and dairy make it taste bitter

fruits such as mandarin oranges, pears, peaches, and lots and lots of pineapple,improve the taste as well as fullness.

Dump that derisive bitch. You don't have to take that shit. Hell, tell her that her pussy tastes like hot puke, and your last ex tasted like a peach. Then punch her in the face, and demand a sandwich. What? She did much worse to you.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Dump that derisive bitch. You don't have to take that shit. Hell, tell her that her pussy tastes like hot puke, and your last ex tasted like a peach. Then punch her in the face, and demand a sandwich. What? She did much worse to you.



^I concur.

Do it man, unless you REALLY like her or something... in which case...... Tell her that her puss tastes like rat shit or something... its the only way to go

I'm a girl, and by no means a mouth-whore or anything, but I've NEVER EVER encountered sprack having an offensive odor.

Dude, did you remember to wash yourself before hand? Maybe that was just ball-sweat.

-And give that girl a fucking break. She was secure enough to verbalize the comparison that ALL of us are normally too weak to talk about. If you want your knob gobbled like you say you do, then don't take offense to her statement.

Anyway, eat more citrusy fruit. Cut back on coffee. And drink more water.

Actually, easting citrus fruits will give your cum a sweeter taste - much like an orange or some other citrus. By all means, stay away from nasty shit like asparagus.

quote:Originally posted by The_Reckoning:



^I concur.



I secondly concur.

Dont dump her cuz she complained...thats silly...change your diet so she can swallow all that she can take...

I would NEVER compare my ex to a current boyfriend!! That's a NO-NO! I can't believe some of these girls out there, they give girls like me a bad name. At any rate dear, you should dump her and leave off the fried foods for your semen to taste better and find someone who appreciates you and would be more accomadating in bed.

Love,

Anna

if she says it again, pull it out and squirt it in her eyes...

ts

quote:Originally posted by Annabelle1979:

I would NEVER compare my ex to a current boyfriend!! That's a NO-NO! I can't believe some of these girls out there, they give girls like me a bad name. At any rate dear, you should dump her and leave off the fried foods for your semen to taste better and find someone who appreciates you and would be more accomadating in bed.

Love,

Anna



I have to agree with you if I ever compared my man now to and ex, I would become his ex.

quote:Originally posted by Tru_Souljer:

if she says it again, pull it out and squirt it in her eyes...

ts

Hahahaha!! I agree!

quote:Originally posted by ButterNips:

I'm a girl, and by no means a mouth-whore or anything, but I've NEVER EVER encountered sprack having an offensive odor.

Dude, did you remember to wash yourself before hand? Maybe that was just ball-sweat.

-And give that girl a fucking break. She was secure enough to verbalize the comparison that ALL of us are normally too weak to talk about. If you want your knob gobbled like you say you do, then don't take offense to her statement.

Anyway, eat more citrusy fruit. Cut back on coffee. And drink more water.



i'm prolly gonna be the only one who agrees ... damn where's Pretty Pinay when you need her? but it's true. you have to be honest and open with your sexual partners, you shouldn't have to go through bad flavoring every time you go down on them. that's just mean. '

although she really could have said it better than comparing you to her ex, that's just disrespectful, if it tastes bad, just say so, don't analyze and compare it to other's that you've tasted.

i wouldn't neccessarily dump her, try and improve your taste and voice your feelings on being compared to an ex. if she's mature enough to tell you you taste bad, she should be mature enough to handle you not liking being compared to another guy.

I think everybody has gone overboard about the ex...we are talking about the flavour of his cum...sounds sick, I know...

She didn't say her ex was a better lover, better kisser, better person, better anything other than the taste...whats the harm in that if its the truth...its cum for gods sake...

If I go down on a girl and she tastes bad I'll tell her I've tasted better...

Edit: He also didn't ask about opinions on being compared with the ex...he just wants to know how he can improve it...he wants to do the right thing for her...

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I always compare my ex to whoever i'm going out with cus if you dont then you may end up with someone who does stupid things like your ex, and that would be really stupid.

And she is your girlfriend so she wasnt being horrible to you she was just being honest I mean seriosly if it does taste like shit dont you think its better she's honest to you, she may even be concerned thats somethings wrong with you and thats why she said that her ex's dosent taste like it.

So if you do dump her, pass my details on to her cus I give points for being honest and dont take them away.

I heard pineapple helps your cum.

Dont eat meat it makes your cum sour tastin. If you eat alot of fruits and veggies it makes it taste sweet. I would know cause i save mine and chow down on it sometimes.

next time shes sucking your dick. dick slap the shit out of her.