A few days ago, i whacked off in the trunk of the car. Tight fit, but private

one time a few years ago, on the road in the country. it was the middle of the day and no one was around. I figured it was as good a time as any.

Lol, a while back I got suspended from my school, my parents deemed it necissary to not let me stay home so my mom decided to keep me in her closet at school. it was a pretty big closet, i read alot in there. but, as the day wore on, I really needed to jerk off. there was this little vent thing at the bottom of the door were I could se the people in the room. This REALLY hott chick was in there and she had a skirt on and I could see her panties and stuff. so im like what the hell. I did it in the closet of my moms high school art room. WOOT!

I went camping back in October and I jerked off just outside of my friend's tent, at the doorway. He probably stepped in it, that was funny.

Outside under the stars up on the road to Los Trampas, NM, and in the pool (incidentally, the main drinking water supply) up on Acoma, the sky city. That'll give those reclusive reds something to drink.

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Outside under the stars up on the road to Los Trampas, NM, and in the pool (incidentally, the main drinking water supply) up on Acoma, the sky city. That'll give those reclusive reds something to drink.

thats pure gold.

quote:Originally posted by killtehinternet:

thats pure gold.



hehe, i have when i was at work in the darkroom with this girl, she didnt know cause we only had one safe light and its pretty dark in there.

umm, I have at school when i was in 6th grade at a catholic school i just went to the restroom and masturbated.

At a church youth group thing i went to with my friend, in the woods.

quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Winters:

Lol, a while back I got suspended from my school, my parents deemed it necissary to not let me stay home so my mom decided to keep me in her closet at school. it was a pretty big closet, i read alot in there. but, as the day wore on, I really needed to jerk off. there was this little vent thing at the bottom of the door were I could se the people in the room. This REALLY hott chick was in there and she had a skirt on and I could see her panties and stuff. so im like what the hell. I did it in the closet of my moms high school art room. WOOT!



Hahahahahahahahahaha ... hahahaha

*bump* this stuff is classic come on

At work in a closet, while driving, at a urinal in a bathroom, and while hunting on a deer stand once (I was really bored).

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

umm, I have at school when i was in 6th grade at a catholic school i just went to the restroom and masturbated.

At a church youth group thing i went to with my friend, in the woods. [/B]

The bathroom at school isn't shit, I've done it through my pants sitting in class. You went with your friend into the woods to jerk off?

how come you went with ur fried to the woods to get off?? In work experence, i worked at coles,(supermarket), was at teh back and got on to of a few shelves with a porno mag i stole earlier from teh shelve and i did it there, got all ova some fruit.

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quote:Originally posted by Cpt.Winters:

I did it in the closet of my moms high school art room.

You should've opened the door, ran over to that girl you mentioned and came on her desk while shouting "I am bigfoot, hear me roar"... then returned to the closet as if nothing happened.

They'd never forget it.

quote:Originally posted by wasted panda:

how come you went with ur fried to the woods to get off??[B]

Dumbass...

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

[B]At a church youth group thing i went to with my friend, in the woods.

Can you not read? He attended the church group with his friend, and went into the woods by himself. He was stating that he went to the church thing with a friend, not whacking off with him.

I say it again... dumbass.

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^hahahahahahahahahahha^ the closet one for school has to be the best one holy shit that would be sweet plus you could watch people and see them do stuff when they dont think anyones watching

Many many moons ago... in the closet of one of my best friends mothers (a full-on milf) with her panties wrapped around my dick... unfortunately she heard my heavy breathing... it was quite embarassing... also made for very akward times when it would just be me in her in a room say when I was going into their kitchen to get a drink or something... but as far as I know she never said anything about it... and years later we actually had a brief relationship but it was pissing my friend off so to save the friendship I called it off (and moved on to younger women *nods*) I have to say though... I do wish I would have got off before I was caught... it would have been fun.

ive whacked off siting in the backof math class

Back when I was on Geodon, I missed a dose when I had to stay overnight at a friends (It was snowy as all hell, and the roads sucked ass). Anyhow, I slept on the bed, him on the floor next to it.

Well, a missed dose of Geodon really makes you almost require relief every 5 minutes.

I woke up and had to relieve myself, so I did, with him on the floor next to me.

Also did it in the backseat of a car under a blanket while the 4 of us were driving somewhere.

Also in a wal-mart restroom and such.

EDIT: Also did a lil in spanish class (Ms Berman was hotter than fuckin hell!). However, that was basically touchin my hard self through my clothes, with no 'full-release'.

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i jerked off on a dog, once.

quote:Originally posted by Crusader:

and while hunting on a deer stand once (I was really bored).

I was waiting for someone to say that!

Same here.

god I tell ya, I "live action" jerk off is the best. What I mean by this is that this chick is actually there in front of you. hott shit!

My girlfriend jerked me off in the back of her van while her brother was in the seat in front of us and her parents where driving.

CAbin in the middle of the woods of New Hampshire.

Couldn't sleep.

the Atlantic ocean, off the coast of south carolina

Wow, to many people jack off in class. Some kid got cought at my school, he took it to far, had it out and everything. At least keep it in the pocket boys.

Hairdressers chair (Y)

I got whacked of by a girl in my class once, we started playing footsy then she came and sat next to me and I started touching her ass then she saw I had huge boner so she unziped me and got to work, has to be one of the best days in my life.

I whacked off in the dressing room at JC Penny one time...good stuff

quote:Originally posted by aintskeered07:

I whacked off in the dressing room at JC Penny one time...good stuff

Heh I do this in dressing rooms all the time... I like to cum all over the mirrors... its my calling card I guess.

My grandparents living room…..

My friends living room..

My uncle’s living room…

A lot of living rooms..



I’ve been jerked off on the back of a semi-full bus once….

Oh and I pulled one off in the toilet of the Eiffel tower….beat that



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at school in the sixth grade i popped alot of caffine pills with my friends(hah imagine 5 12 year olds on caffine, LOL) anyway they were all giving us checkups on our heart pressure,ect. they threw me(the kid that took the most) in a room and so i just got a boner and was pumping it WITH THE WINDOW OPEN! haha i was such a dumb kid, they didnt see. but it was funny. also i stole a ziplock full of pens. :-D

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