My friend was telling me that its hard to find a girls hole. Is this true, and how do you go about finding her hole.

Hmmm... you're just a virgin all around there, aren't you pal?

I've got nothing. I think I'll let a guy answer this one.

This is natural selection at its finest. If you cannot find the hole, you cannot breed.

You have to be joking.The "HOLE" isnt hard to find, all you have to do is press some button (undo) on the pants and then open them up and find two nice lips (Pussy) and stick it in, and or finger her.

If you fallowed my directions you will find the "HOLE".

y'all gotta understand, this is the same guy who wanted to know when guys typically have the best "growth spurt" in their penis...

Im havin my best penis growth spurt right now... Im 18 and it must of jumped from 6 1/2 to close to 7 1/2 pretty quickly

If you have a girl in front of you and you can't find her pussy then you, my friend, are a Fucking Retard! In the dark it might be a little harder but just feel with your hands.

I have a hard time sometimes in the dark, almost stick it in her ass. Its funny. She jumps, and says "nooooo, wrong hole"

hahahaha

^happens way too much for comfort!

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

I have a hard time sometimes in the dark, almost stick it in her ass. Its funny. She jumps, and says "nooooo, wrong hole"

hahahaha

hahahaa....WHOOPS WRONG WHOLE, WHOLE IN ONE, PUTTING AWAY.

You are just a tad bit sad my friend. Have you not looked at porn online? You need to worry about finding the HOLE before the clit hah.

Finding the the hole is like finding the holy grail. It'll never happen to you.

You could always roll her in flour and hunt for the wet spot!!!! He He

If you cant find her hole, your better off gay.

its the middle one.

first one is the piss hole, second is the "holy grail", ha, and the last is the ass.

maybe you should just let her do all the work...or get a blow up doll.

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

^happens way too much for comfort!

It be a lovely picture you be presentin' ta my minds eye. Perhaps as a feminine, female type of person, you'll be glad to know girls of other species have this problem also. My ex-cat used to have this problem. After a lot

of thexxth with hot Toms, her anus also had a

used look.



Really hot females seem to want it were ever it goes.

I once knew a guy that fingered his girl in the bum. He didn't know at all. When he was done he said she had a nice smellin' pussy.

.... you just won a Darwin Award and your still alive. I salute you sir.... Not many other people can say that

quote:Originally posted by imawake:

its the middle one.

first one is the piss hole, second is the "holy grail", ha, and the last is the ass.

maybe you should just let her do all the work...or get a blow up doll.

Hmmm... last time I checked, I only have two holes down there. As it turns out, the piss hole and the "holy grail" are the same hole. Go figure!

Shame on you for trying to confuse the boy!

quote:Originally posted by Christy's Girl:

Hmmm... last time I checked, I only have two holes down there. As it turns out, the piss hole and the "holy grail" are the same hole. Go figure!

Shame on you for trying to confuse the boy!



Letting guys stick their penises in your urethra can lead to a bad urinary tract infection.



[This message has been edited by eth0 (edited 04-13-2004).]

quote:Originally posted by eth0:

Originally posted by Christy's Girl:

Hmmm... last time I checked, I only have two holes down there. As it turns out, the piss hole and the "holy grail" are the same hole. Go figure!

Shame on you for trying to confuse the boy!



Letting guys stick their penises in your urethra can lead to a bad urinary tract infection.



[This message has been edited by eth0 (edited 04-13-2004).]



LOL!!! Let me explain. The urethra on a woman is a tiny slit just inside the vagina. It's by no means big enough for a penis to fit into. So for all intents and purposes, the first hole is the good hole, the second hole is the no-no hole.

I agree with the natural selection post.

PS. If its dark, you could use a torch down there?

quote:Originally posted by Christy's Girl:

Hmmm... last time I checked, I only have two holes down there. As it turns out, the piss hole and the "holy grail" are the same hole. Go figure!

Shame on you for trying to confuse the boy!



WRONG, but the funny thing is your over 25 and married. sorry, im 18 and i knew that when i was 14.

Don't bother with any of the directions on this thread, you're already too clueless for them to help you. Just tell the girl that you are very inexperienced and need her "guidance".

I can never find the hole. I guess I'll never reproduce. Honestly.

Are you finding anything else down there? Maybe your dating a shemale. Turn it over, there's always the back door.

dude, any hole will work. don't fret about it. if you can't find it, use the ears, nose, or mouth i guess.

Wow, girls have holes??!?!!!!1one

When you finally get a girl naked in front of you, this won't be a hard thing to do. But if, gods forbid, you still can't figure it out, and she's not likely to much enjoy having to grab your dick and point it in the right spot because you don't know what the fuck you're doing, you might try rubbing your dick up and down that general area. At the absolute least, you should start hitting the clit, which she'll probably like. It won't take long to find the "hole".

If that doesn't work, you're fucking hopeless. Donate your dick to an amputee or something.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Donate your dick to an amputee or something.

such a classic...



yup just grab your dick and jam it between her legs if shes wet you will glid right in ..

lol .. no reall search..

depending on what angle your coming in on finger can be slighly more difficult such as if shes wearing baggie pants and she does not want to take them off because she is in public then it is slightly hard to finger standing up .. kinda..

but if both of you are face each other face to face with legs wide open then just glid your finger open and down her slit to you find "the hole" and yeah...

as for lol when you find the hole do a little looking into the G spot lol

good luck

-warweed12

Make sure you're not trying to jab your cock into her pee hole. Find the brown hole, and then go up one. Stick it in. Hump.

quote:Originally posted by mrparks:

Make sure you're not trying to jab your cock into her pee hole. Find the brown hole, and then go up one. Stick it in. Hump.

FOTFLMFAO.... good times, good times...

quote:(the urethra is) by no means big enough for a penis to fit into.

Sadly, you are wrong. A fetish exists around stretching the hole until it is large enough to be penetrated.

If you thought that was bad, some gay males also indulge in this. I can't even begin to imagine how that would work.

quote:Originally posted by Christy's Girl:



LOL!!! Let me explain. The urethra on a woman is a tiny slit just inside the vagina. It's by no means big enough for a penis to fit into. So for all intents and purposes, the first hole is the good hole, the second hole is the no-no hole.



ok if thats where it is for you. Most of the time the urethra exits the body just below the clit and outside and above the vaginal entrance.

go here http://www.afraidtoask.com/woman/vulva.html[/URL]

http://www.psc.uc.edu/hs/Exam_Vulva.htm



[This message has been edited by ATypiCalStuDenT (edited 04-14-2004).]

In sex ed at school they teach you that there are 3 holes:

1)Urethra

2)vagina-hole

3)bunghole

They make it seem like the urethra is its own hole qat the top, that you might accidentally penetrate or something. For all intents and purposes, just pretend that holes 1 and 2 are the very same hole. You probably won't find the urethra unless you bust out a flashlight and some sort of prodding tool or something, as that girl said in her post, its just a tiny slit and you won't even see it.

yep. 3 holes.

quote:Originally posted by stupid noob:

I have a hard time sometimes in the dark, almost stick it in her ass. Its funny. She jumps, and says "nooooo, wrong hole"

hahahaha



hahahahahahahaha

I suggest you get "jackass the movie" DVD and watch "the sand vagina" in extras.

"I once knew a guy that fingered his girl in the bum. He didn't know at all. When he was done he said she had a nice smellin' pussy."

To funny, this kid in my school once got the wrong hole on a bitch. She told a friend and before he knew it he was dubbed "chief poo banger". He got the chief because he was part native, this name stuck till he graduated.

^^ aww what a poor fuck... seriously, you gottabe a dumbass to get the wrong one though. or a closet-gay.

quote:Originally posted by Christy's Girl:



LOL!!! Let me explain. The urethra on a woman is a tiny slit just inside the vagina. It's by no means big enough for a penis to fit into. So for all intents and purposes, the first hole is the good hole, the second hole is the no-no hole.

A friend of mine has a urethra doctor mom, and she actually does have patients who routinely get urethra-fucked.

there is this chick called

'amazing ty'

and she makes porn of her letting guys fuck her in her stretched urethra...

the process of sounding (sticking things in you pee hole)has stretched the tissues.

google if you want links cause i aint gonna post em.

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

there is this chick called

'amazing ty'

and she makes porn of her letting guys fuck her in her stretched urethra...

the process of sounding (sticking things in you pee hole)has stretched the tissues.

google if you want links cause i aint gonna post em.

Im noit proud to admit that i have seen that, and its really gross.