my gf just said she'd be willing to try it out. i was just wondering what kind of lube should i use and doesnt it leave your wang smelling for a while?

In no particular odor..I mean, order:

-Yes

-1/2 ounce Methamphetamine

-Water-based

-Wash afterwards

-Cape Buffalo

ID. Check it out.

What do you fucking think?

What comes out the ass?

Does that substance smell bad?



Answer.

whats the difference (other than gender) from sticking your dick in a chicks ass, than sticking your dick in a mans ass?

http://www.clitical.com/how-to/anal.php

quote:Originally posted by GoAt:

whats the difference (other than gender) from sticking your dick in a chicks ass, than sticking your dick in a mans ass?

if you fuck a girls ass then you are having anal sex

if you fuck a guys ass then you are gay!

What if you're a girl, fucking a guy's ass?

Then you're a tran.

haha, strap on, haha ... that just seems funny to me ... (?)

quote:Originally posted by KidKelko:

What if you're a girl, fucking a guy's ass?

One of those weird fucking questions, that only has a weird fucking answer...

~H

quote:Originally posted by KidKelko:

What if you're a girl, fucking a guy's ass?



Its not that bad... I dont think it means i gay. I mean she was hot. It really did happen to me. but i was really drunk and well yea, if there are any qs, ill answer them.

ASTROGLIDE all the way...

ts

yea, or that new ky warming shit. OH yea. I swear to god im not gay!

If it's you first time, use proper anal lube, embarrasing as hell to buy (you can't get it in the drug store either, you need to go to a sex shop) but it's worth it in the end, otherwise it'll really hurt. Unless she needs to take a shit then there is nothing that you are going to be able to reach, unless of course you dick is the size and flexability of a roto-router. Use a condom, theres an oubvious one...thats about it, be gentle and give her time to get used to it.

Jeff

EDIT: P.S. Having anal sex with a chick does not make you gay, giving or reciving, the prostate gland is in the ass, its supposed to be enjoyable, having and enjoying anal sex with a guy more then once however, makes you bisexual at the very least. If you do have anal sex with a guy and dont enjoy it but you do with a girl well then I'd say you screwd in the head, others will say your staight (same difference if you ask me)

[This message has been edited by silentdark (edited 04-12-2004).]

Do not use anything flavored. Those will only make her a-hole burn, trust me!

quote:Originally posted by silentdark:

but it's worth it in the end

i'm sorry, i found that slighty humorous

butt putter-vasaline

quote:Originally posted by TOXEMIA:

butt putter-vasaline



no never use vas as any kind of lube..

as for lubs i would use any water based lube.. my personal prefferance is KY...

-warweed12

quote:Originally posted by devil's haircut:

i'm sorry, i found that slighty humorous

lmao!^

http://www.89.com/d/?d=anal-advice

Seems like the only lubes that anyone in this forum know about are astroglid and KY, both of which would make crappy lube for anal. Get something that is kinda thick, like hair gel. ID is the way to go.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:



Its not that bad... I dont think it means i gay. I mean she was hot. It really did happen to me. but i was really drunk and well yea, if there are any qs, ill answer them.

That happened to me to i was squilin like a little pig it hurt. But jesus it got me cock hard.

yeah, i swear dont use atro gilde, it makes your shit oily and its gross. and eat fiber like the article says.

KY worked for me. Use a condom. Have fun!

quote from the clitical article



...,and I find that I can cum again rather quickly if he stays in my ass and continues [censored] me...

Explicit directions for anal sex is ok but you can't say fuck.

LMAO, that is the funniest shit I have heard all day.

quote:Originally posted by avenge96:

Do not use anything flavored. Those will only make her a-hole burn, trust me!

um i'm not sure about that, ive used flavoured condoms and it hasn't burnt anything!

also i didnt use lube for my first time but i was already worked up

(thats another thing, try and give her an orgasm if you can, to loosen her up a bit, works for me)

but yeah used water based lube otherwise it will eat into the condom....

quote:Originally posted by tillip2:

um i'm not sure about that, ive used flavoured condoms and it hasn't burnt anything!

also i didnt use lube for my first time but i was already worked up

(thats another thing, try and give her an orgasm if you can, to loosen her up a bit, works for me)

but yeah used water based lube otherwise it will eat into the condom....



I cant stress this enough DONT USE SHAVING CREAM, it has an acid kinda thing it in, OUCH, you have to douch it to get it out. BAD TIMES

use condoms and waterbasedlube, and make sure she relaxes, really sure