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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-10, 16:54
smoketheweed smoketheweed is offline
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i left my cell phone on the table at a freinds house and he grabed it and called my girlfreind and starts saying its sam (my name) ur a bitch,slag,slut and shit like that

and coz he speaks like me on the phone she fort it was me. she won't anser her phone 2 me anymore im gonna phone her on my house phone so it doesent say my name on her cell phone. any ideas wot i sould say.
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Old 2004-04-10, 16:57
Teknohead Teknohead is offline
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's funny.

You could say "Girlfriend, i am like soooo totally sorry n stuff aiight??? I will even go down on you and lick your smelly pussy"
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Old 2004-04-10, 17:01
proofisoutthere proofisoutthere is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Teknohead:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH that's funny.

You could say "Girlfriend, i am like soooo totally sorry n stuff aiight??? I will even go down on you and lick your smelly pussy"



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Old 2004-04-10, 17:02
not_ all_here not_ all_here is offline
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Why don`t you just tell her the fucking truth? And how could you even call this guy a friend?
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Old 2004-04-10, 17:05
Teknohead Teknohead is offline
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Are you trying to say something proofisoutthere? I don't get it.
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Old 2004-04-10, 17:10
moonmeister moonmeister is offline
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I think yer friend is jealous. He wants you fer himself. Yes it's True, yer friend is gay!

Do you have a mutual friend to act as yer go between? I don't think yer girlfriend is gonna want you to associate with said dickhead. Which is more important to you?
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Old 2004-04-11, 02:19
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quote:Originally posted by smoketheweed:

i left my cell phone on the table at a freinds house and he grabed it and called my girlfreind and starts saying its sam (my name) ur a bitch,slag,slut and shit like that

and coz he speaks like me on the phone she fort it was me. she won't anser her phone 2 me anymore im gonna phone her on my house phone so it doesent say my name on her cell phone. any ideas wot i sould say.



you are a fuckihng fagggot ass moron loser

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Old 2004-04-11, 02:28
Little Pea Little Pea is offline
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My brother does that kinda shit all of the time. Just tell her that it was your friend, but don't be surprised if she is still pissed about it. She'll need to vent, but she'll get over it, just remember not to be an ass.
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Old 2004-04-11, 04:43
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stupid idiot. this post is intellectually bankrupt. Tell her the truth you idiot. If she wont pick up, go to her house and talk to her. Ditch that fucker "friend" of yours. You need to die if he's still your friend. god.. idiot.. this shit is so obvious..
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Old 2004-04-11, 08:01
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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The next great Fox show:

When Idiots Collide

I can see you drooling, kid, and your girlfriend is busy pulling the hair out of half her head while picking her nose. Your friend's an idiot, your girlfriend's an idiot, and I can only presume you're an idiot for hanging around those two. If you want to keep your brain from completely rotting, get away from him, and you might do well to let her sulk forever too.
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Old 2004-04-11, 10:09
Teknohead Teknohead is offline
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Amen Spiffy.
 
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