OK kids, it's been quite a while since I've seen something like this here, so here goes:

Post them: the craziest places you'd Want to have sex, craziest places you've actually Had sex, and some crazy places you'd never actually Do it...but might have crossed your mind a few times.

I'll start, I haven't actually done it anywhere too interesting, but I plan to have sex in both the theatre and weight room of my school before I graduate.

Also, I dont think I'd ever do it, but I've always thought it'd be kinda kinky/fun to get 'er done in one of those play tube things at McDonald's or other fast food place.

Alright, let's hear 'em!!

I would like to have sex on a bed that is right on the beach right at sunseton a tropical island with a warm breeze blowing by. Not very strange, but just something I've always wanted.

^^^ sounds very romantic.

I think it would be interesting to do it in an elevator.Not like I ever would though.. lol

I dare not say church.

quote:Originally posted by the meth god:



I dare not say church.

NICE

hmm ... i almost, ALMOST had sex in a park last night, lol ... haha ... little kids would be there next day, "hey what's that stuff on the jungle gym?" lmao, didn't happen tho, o well ... haven't really had sex in crazy places, just different rooms of houses ... er... somewhere i don't know whether or not i'd actually do it but thought it would be kinda kinky is like in a barn like in the hay or something ... or ooo, on a rooftop ... at the beach is somewhat generic but nice ... ok, yeah can't think of anything else.

It would be crazy if I could have sex in the backseat of every Totse female's car (that includes Kelly Osbourne..if she pays me enough).

And I'd love to fuck while sky-diving.

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1. skytubes at chuck e. cheeses

2. backseat of friends car, while friend was driving

3. bank of a local river

4. roof of wendy's restaurant (used to work there)

Old Folks home, public swimming pool, while horseback riding, the back of a bus, on the roof of a school, and finally butt ass naked in the snow.

On the swings in a playground in the park near my house.

On steps in the park.

In a field with all our friends watching.

Public swimming pool.

Kitchen table. Afterwards I realised that you could see in through the conservatory from the top floor of the bus that goes right outside my back garden.

A bunch of us were out camping in a forest. We were all drinking and for some reason everyone decided to strip down to underwear despite the freezing cold weather and rain. There were about 6 of us cramed in a 2-sleeper tent with our clothes everywhere. There were two couples making out surrounded by semi-naked people. Was really strange. A guy was sleeping and had all his clothes on so another girl and I went over and took his clothes. He woke up in the middle of it and had no idea why he was surrounded by people in their underwear.

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unfortunately, the only time I got laid I was out in the woods, lol.

get 'er done while skydiving

quote:Originally posted by Sweet_Star_187:

...while horseback riding, ...

hard to manage, but interesting nonetheless ... hmm.... *evil grin*

Craziest places I've done it: parents bed (how cliche), in a car outside her house midday, and on my backporch (with my brother awake inside. Actually all he had to do was look out the window and see us. It wasn't too fun because I was so paranoid.)

Places I'd wanna do it: A full stadium (only with a hot chick though, so everyone can give me a high five), on the roof of a house, and in a movie theater.

Places I'd never do it: Hmm...I dunno, I'm one horny bastard. I'd probably do it anywhere

~Mike

I've had sex: in the woods

on a beach

car

stair well

river bank

behind lots of factories

balcony

many more

I've always wanted to have it on a deserted island under the Northern Lights or in the middle of a lighting storm.

Ah!! I got laid in a church too mens washroom to be exact.

Ooh and handicapped washrooms come in very handy

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wants

1. on a hill

2. on a relativs grave at night with candles and shit like in an american warewolf in paris. ( thats so fucking cool)

have.

well not to many cool places, in a bed on my couch and in my gfs bed whilst her mom was in the room next to us, she was 15 me 18 and damn the bed was hitting against the wall, she had to know we were fucking.

I was having sex on my dad's bed once and I don't know if it was my screaming or the bed banging of the wall, but my neighbor came knocking on my apartment door asking me if I was alright.

^You're sexy.

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

I was having sex on my dad's bed once and I don't know if it was my screaming or the bed banging of the wall, but my neighbor came knocking on my apartment door asking me if I was alright.

are you a girl or a guy, lmao if your a guy and you screamed enought to make your neighbour worry, lmao sorry.

I'm a girl.

hehe, I like you. Screamers kick ass.

Thanks bushy. It's no fun to be quiet. It funny when your neighbors look at you then look at your man with a look of amazement on their face.

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

Thanks bushy. It's no fun to be quiet. It funny when your neighbors look at you then look at your man with a look of amazement on their face.

i got a blowjob in the lobby of my apartment complex. That was probably the coolest place I got a blow job, a family walked by and then some guy. It was great.

Way to go bushy, that's what I love about where I live now, it's in the basement of a house and my landlord can hear everything, even the stuff I yell out in the middle of sex.

That's how the tenant's in the back of the house found out my man's name.

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

Way to go bushy, that's what I love about where I live now, it's in the basement of a house and my landlord can hear everything, even the stuff I yell out in the middle of sex.

That's how the tenant's in the back of the house found out my man's name.

Perfect, what kinda "stuff" do you yell out. damn you must be loud.

His name and things I want him to do to me.

Saturday I got carried away and told him to tear me up a little to loud, my neighbors on top of me started banging. I could of sworn I heard them yell at me to shut up.

quote:Originally posted by vanillalick:

His name and things I want him to do to me.

Saturday I got carried away and told him to tear me up a little to loud, my neighbors on top of me started banging. I could of sworn I heard them yell at me to shut up.

The question is... Is he that good, or are you a drama queen?

He's that good, but for it to be that good, both have to know what their doing.

And it's not everytime there's been time when I've been somewhat quiet.

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I'm still a virgin, but we sell hot tubs where I work, and a few of the guys that work there have come in after hours and had sex in the spas.

I've had sex in various crazy places, but the only place I've ever been caught was in the parking lot behind a bowling alley.

quote:Originally posted by bushy:

i got a blowjob in the lobby of my apartment complex. That was probably the coolest place I got a blow job, a family walked by and then some guy. It was great.

ME TOO! I thought i was the only one! High five!

Old indian burial ground/Civil war cemetary.. Its way out in the country and theres hardly any cars that go by it so you can do just about anything you want. I've gotten drunk off my ass there several times too.