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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2004-04-10, 03:19
Joeb Joeb is offline
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Default I am completely naked!

Yep, I'm sitting in my room completely naked right now! I just trimmed my pubic hair with a n electric razor and it looks pretty damn good!

*Stops to admire self and whack off*

Do you know when you cut your scrotum it hurts like a bitch!
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Old 2004-04-10, 03:23
miranda sex garden miranda sex garden is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Joeb:



Do you know when you cut your scrotum it hurts like a bitch!

lol...yeah dude i know exactly what you mean...i accidently cut my ball sack with siccores....(just a tiny little nip)....but my whole sack tighten it self up really fast (like when it gets cold)...and it hurt like a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 2004-04-10, 03:40
Five to One Five to One is offline
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I was trying to jack off to that Milkshake video earlier, and pinched my sack in my belt......OUCH!!
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Old 2004-04-10, 04:41
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quote:Originally posted by Five to One:

I was trying to jack off to that Milkshake video earlier, and pinched my sack in my belt......OUCH!!

Which one?

*shifty eyes*
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Old 2004-04-10, 05:13
aloneandbroken aloneandbroken is offline
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Congratulations. I'm glad you felt the need to post to tell us that you're coming to us naked and havve just realized that getting cut with a razor, especially on your scrotum might just hurt.

Why wack off to the milkshake video...Is porn suddenly unavailable?
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Old 2004-04-10, 07:15
the meth god the meth god is offline
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Default Re: I am completely naked!

quote:Originally posted by Joeb:

Yep, I'm sitting in my room completely naked right now! I just trimmed my pubic hair with a n electric razor and it looks pretty damn good!

*Stops to admire self and whack off*

Do you know when you cut your scrotum it hurts like a bitch!

That must of been your pussy you just got done shavin wasnt it?
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Old 2004-04-10, 12:15
Mr_Big_Frog Mr_Big_Frog is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Five to One:

I was trying to jack off to that Milkshake video earlier, and pinched my sack in my belt......OUCH!!

HAHAHAHA!! When i read that i thought you were jerking to the milkshake video from ebaumsworld...
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Old 2004-04-10, 13:58
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I too am naked. Not for any reason other than there's nothing else to do on a Saturday afternoon except be naked.

However, It's really far too cold to be naked.

However, I've found an exciting new use for pet Rats and selotape..
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Old 2004-04-10, 20:34
Fetus Tree Fetus Tree is offline
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...no...
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Old 2004-04-10, 21:12
AndrewDecker1520 AndrewDecker1520 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Five to One:

I was trying to jack off to that Milkshake video earlier, and pinched my sack in my belt......OUCH!!

How could you even attempt to whack to that video?? I mean jesus christ
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Old 2004-04-11, 08:07
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

However, I've found an exciting new use for pet Rats and selotape..

I am so goddamn tired I contemplated getting naked so I could be part of the crowd, and then I thought, what the fuck is selotape?
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Old 2004-04-11, 08:37
Zcon10 Zcon10 is offline
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quote:I was trying to jack off to that Milkshake video earlier, and pinched my sack in my belt......OUCH!!

Dude, I hope to god you don't mean the one on Ebaums, cause that is fucking sick. I couldn't even finish it, I almost vomited.

Off topic: You guys whatch Aicha? Oh man I laughed for fucking hours.

On topic: But yeah, I've shaved/trimmed/cut my pubes, just purely out of boredom.

Feels good, but reminds me of being 9 years old again.
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Old 2004-04-18, 19:22
whatever whatever is offline
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quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

I too am naked. Not for any reason other than there's nothing else to do on a Saturday afternoon except be naked.

However, It's really far too cold to be naked.

However, I've found an exciting new use for pet Rats and selotape..

so why did you get naked then if it was too cold? to get hard nipples? j/k
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Old 2004-04-18, 19:33
AdanoS AdanoS is offline
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sellotape is Brit. Engl. for:

adhesive tape

or Scotch tape® (Amer. Engl.)

!§§/ rulz

Edit: Just added the stylish ® ^^



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