I need a good excuse to get me out of the house for awhile so i can fuck this girl. yeah, the problem is that our parents know each other and talk like every day and they suspect something is going on even though she and i both insist that we're Just "friends" because she has a boyfriend. so if anyone has any suggestions that would be great.Thanks

She has a boyfriend, simply dont have sex. Problem solved.

yeah, that's kinda wrong. at least have the decency to wait for her to dump him.

but to sort of answer your question, do as i do. just get into the habit of taking a one hour walk around the neighbourhood every evening. do that for a while and try to time it so that it's right when your parents are driving home from work so that they see you. then after a while, once they've accepted you are just walking around, just start meeting up with your girl and have some fun. can't really help with places though, having both your houses off limits must suck. if it's at night a park can be pretty romantic (not day cos little kids are around), but if you're in a dodgy neighbourhood that's not such a good idea.

Take her to the park.

Yeah those sound like good ideas. and i know it sounds wrong because she has a boy friend but she wont dump him because he beats her already and shes afraid of him. and hes like 2 times as big as me. im nkot afraid to fight him, in fact we already did once, but i have a feeling that i would lose in the end. also we dont live in the same neighborhood any ways around this?

Wow. So, not only are you trying to have sex with someone else's girlfriend...He's bigger than you... and regularly beats her, even without this kind of incentive?

Sounds like a brilliant plan to me!

Firstly, you should smack the living fuck out of the other guy before engaging in sex. If you don't then you don't deserve the trophy girl. Secondly you could just go to either's house when nobodies home?? I'm sure your family isn't home 24/7. Or you might even be able to talk them into it if you let them watch.

in the bottom

the car...duh

if you're not old enough to drive don't have sex

Man... first of all... u gotta have enough balls to beat this fuck, up, before you can risk getting killed by her boyfriend. You better be damned sure that you can please her at least better than the other guy, or else she'll think that you're a homo, and will never see u again. It's all about the dominating organism in this situation... none of this brain's better than bronze shit, cause in the end, if you play with the big boys, you get killed for acting like that. In the life of EVERY species... the dominant organism ALWAYS wins. Sorry, but the fact that you're half his size makes me think of you as a small, skinny wimp, but maybe i'm wrong. You better be ready to fight him, and beat him, before you do this man. From experience man, it's good for her and u if you're taking her away from this abuse, but he doesn't care man, he'll kill u for fuckin his girl. Good luck. And please man... don't knock her up. Later!

Yeah everyone says that i should just leave her and that shes not worth it but i cant do that. and if im gonna beat his ass believe me im gonna fuck him up. I mena its obvious she doesnt want to be with him becuase she told me and he wants to kill me anyway just because i was walking with her one day. We fought over that and i feel that i we did the same amount of damage to each other even though he got this awful cheap shot on me. the problem is that im obsessed with her i mean i cant get her outta my head.and we both want sex but with our parents knowing each other and talking like every day its real hard to find a way especially with her crazy boyfriend running around all the time