I want to end things between me and my girlfreind. Its been 7 months, and Ive had enough. I cant dump her thogh, I guess I just dont have the balls to do it. So how can I make her dump me? I had an idea I could get one of my friends who girls think os hot and have him try to kiss her, and if she goes for it, BAM! I have a readon to dump her. Please Help.....

why not just sleep with her sister.

quote:Originally posted by Smile:

why not just sleep with her sister.

Well thers certaintly a problem with that one.... she only has two brothers. And dont say "WHy no sleep with her Brother"

Start going out with another bitch and ignore your current one.

Simple as that.

Be a man and break up with her. Sheesh.

If you're truly set on being a pussy about it, just ignore her, don't call her, don't return her calls. You needn't concoct an elaborate scenario, which will likely fail.

Or you could bring yourself together, be a man and sit her down on her own and explain to her why it's over.

If you don't have the emotionally maturity to end a relationship you shouldn't be getting into them.

(damn cindy beat me to it)

[This message has been edited by reefguy (edited 04-09-2004).]

dont pay attention to her grow apart tell her youve both changed, its over.

Sodimize her a-hole.

If you really want her to break up with you, then the easiest way to do it is to be too nice. Call her - a lot. Tell her you love her. Keep on telling her you love her. Smother her with love, affection and flowers until she gets so tired of you that she just dumps you and "wants to be just friends."

Oh man, you got the perfect chance. Last gf I had I dumped. It was awesome. Tell the truth, and be blunt. Works like a charm.

I went up to her and I was like "Hey... I don't like you anymore. I like someone else. I didn't want to lie to you, so I told you the truth." and i walked away.

It was awesome everyone thought I was a hero after.

Just ignore her...treat her as though you really didn't know her.

Worked for me...

js has a point smuther the bitch with love.

I DONT LOVE YOU AND NEVER HAVE!

I DONT LOVE YOU AND NEVER WILL!!!!!!!



waaagh!

Damn Muse. Damn them..

if you dont have the dignity to tell her the truth and spare her even more heartache then she'll already have, then you're not a real man.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Be a man and break up with her. Sheesh...

Truely. It's probably not as hard as you think. If you really don't want to be with her any more, then she has to respect that decision. Just think of a way to break it to her easy.

Kill Her

If you must do the weak thing, make it crazily elaborate. Of course it will fail, and you will end up either with her breaking up and spreading the elaborate story or with her taking it as a joke and you'll still be with her. But hey, You will have one hell of a story to tell.

I'd suggest something horrible. Tell her that you just found out that your cousin has syphillis so you got tested, and you've contracted it. She'll either leave you for the incest or for the STD. Or she'll start crying and get tested.

Or you could come up with really out-there sexual goals, and continually beg for them. Beg for a threesome with the ugliest person you can find. When she says no, say you want to pee as she performs fellatio. When she says no, inform her that you now want to include your throw-up fetish into your routine. Weird fantasies will creep her out no end.

You don't have the balls to dump her, so you'd rather hurt her even more by being an asshole till she dumps you. Congratulations, you are dumb, an asshole, horribly immature, and display characteristics of the typical lame teenage boy.

ask for a threesome(yes i realize its not the most original idea)

its win win. she either dumps you for being an asshole, or you get the threesome.

quote:Originally posted by Smile:

why not just sleep with her sister.

Or her brother that oughta do it.

Give her a lovey-dovey card that says:

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'll fuck you with a rake.

grow some balls and just do it, don't drag it on any more if you don't want to, it'll only bring agony and resentment.

quote:Give her a lovey-dovey card that says:

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'll fuck you with a rake.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Man Slurm your a fucking genius.

SO yeah fuck her brother.

Hahaha, I'm assuming that you weren't the one that started this relationship, seeing as you don't even have the balls to end it.

Be a man and just do it. Just tell her the truth about why you want to break up and do it. Remember that girls talk... a LOT. If you do something stupid to break up you may regret it.

No reason to hate on him people. I agree though just break up with her in a nice way and just be honest about why your ending the relationship and make sure you bring everything to a close. Some people hold grudges no matter what so let her know in a polite way that it would be in her best interest not to start shit with you after the relationship is over.

[This message has been edited by BlackNiggaTown (edited 04-10-2004).]

hit her

quote:Originally posted by SupaAznPirate:

hit her



..not a good idea. it probably wouldnt even work..i used to go out with this guy who hit me, it wasnt cool. i was afraid to break up with him, because i was sure hed beat the shit outta me.

ok some very simple ways of breaking up with a girl:

- when she calls you, tell her you will call her back and dont

- leave places and dont tell her where you are going, or who you are going with

- when she sees you wait for her to say hi, and be like "oh hi" and go back to what you were doing

- dont go places with her, unless you really hafta

- Always check out other girls( you should be doing this anyways) leave phone numbers of other girls you met on your table etc, get some bitch's number that you picked up and have her write it on your hand with her name.

that should be nuff

quote:Originally posted by Chibi Shinigami:



..not a good idea. it probably wouldnt even work..i used to go out with this guy who hit me, it wasnt cool. i was afraid to break up with him, because i was sure hed beat the shit outta me.

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