Repress it. I post on totse. No matter how much you're getting, I'm almost certainly getting more. It's okay to brag about being second-best, but second-best on totse puts you slightly below the "stupid fucking mollusk" level in the rest of society.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Repress it. I post on totse. No matter how much you're getting, I'm almost certainly getting more..

I guess this doesnt count as bragging.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Repress it. I post on totse. No matter how much you're getting, I'm almost certainly getting more. It's okay to brag about being second-best, but second-best on totse puts you slightly below the "stupid fucking mollusk" level in the rest of society.

Are six orgasms in 24 hours enough?

Fucking get on that damn ICQ I hate so much some time. We need some hot action.

quote:Originally posted by SpEXMoneymkr:

I guess this doesnt count as bragging.



I get more than you. Therefore, It's gloating, not bragging.

And sim, you might get more than me, but your tits are so much better than mine.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

...Repress it. I post on totse. No matter how much you're getting, I'm almost certainly getting more.....

Oh yeah?

But I bet you havent got various Rodents selotaped to parts of your body.

How mature.

Haha. Thank you, beetch. I'm gonna rock your harem.

After a quick analysis of about 100 of Trippy's posts, I've concluded that approx. 20% of the stuff he posts has a reference to how he gets more sex than other people.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Repress it. I post on totse. No matter how much you're getting, I'm almost certainly getting more. It's okay to brag about being second-best, but second-best on totse puts you slightly below the "stupid fucking mollusk" level in the rest of society.

You know you just called yourself a "stupid fucking mollusk", right ?

quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

You know you just called yourself a "stupid fucking mollusk", right ?

Hahaha owned.

and ok wtf is this?

quote: I get more than you. Therefore, It's gloating, not bragging.

gloat:

To feel or express great, often malicious, pleasure or self-satisfaction: Don't gloat over your rival's misfortune.

gee.. now lets look at bragging..

brag:

To talk boastfully

what is it to boast?

boast: To glorify oneself in speech; talk in a self-admiring way.

it's only gloating if you don't add "I get more than you" since you have to be a dipshit and think you get more than anyone, you are now bragging, and being a grade A prick. congratulations. please dont have me waste time on dictionary terms. I'm sure even you are smart enough to know the difference.

He mentions how he gets more sex in 20% of posts.

Intresting.

Maybe becasuse all these virgin nerds say they get all this "HOT SEX" yet only wank over their dads old porn.

people who talk about sex don´t have it ...

quote:Originally posted by BSK:

people who talk about sex don´t have it ...

Aahahahahahaahahahahah 0wn3d.

Trippy, everyone who is anyone already knew that you get more sex than them. You're just so damned sexy!

OMFG, OWN3DDDD!!!111 LOLZ!!!!11

I'm bragging about getting more sex than anybody else here.

They're bragging about getting any sex.

Do you see the differance?

quote:Originally posted by DeAtHsTyLe:

You know you just called yourself a "stupid fucking mollusk", right ?

No, I don't.

The relative worth of totse posters isn't spaced out in uniform increments, from what I've said I could be below that level, exactly on it, or above it. If you want me to clarify, I'm somewhere near the "God" level, whilst the person directly below me is a worthless stupid cunt.

You mollusk.

So a mollusk is somewhere below a worthless fucking cunt.

I'm disappointed. I thought you had more respect for mollusks. Yay for mollusks (http://www.lotgood.com/10021879.jpg)!

does this mean we have to have a fuck off... because i most defiently get more then you..



-warweed12

*scratches head* I'm confused.

I get laid quite a bit, but I'm having married sex, so that probably doesn't count, huh?

*quite a bit=2-3 times a day*

*beat that hot shit*

Just how much sex do you get,Trippy?

quote:Originally posted by Evolution of A Saint:

Just how much sex do you get,Trippy?



Not as much as me! LOL...

quote:Originally posted by Christy's Girl:

*scratches head* I'm confused.

I get laid quite a bit, but I'm having married sex, so that probably doesn't count, huh?

*quite a bit=2-3 times a day*

*beat that hot shit*



hurmm

2-3 times a day ? i take it you are newly weds..

me and my fiance live together so when im not fucking her im working or eating or sleeping..

so it varys

then again im at my sexual peak for my age and my stamina is great due to multiple things.. so yeah

maybe we should go by hours instead of times

because alot of people can say 5 times in a day and only be 5 minute wonders..

me myself i have never been under 1 hour and about 40 minutes...

(have a clock next to the bed)

-warweed12

quote:Originally posted by warweed12:



hurmm

2-3 times a day ? i take it you are newly weds..





As a matter of fact, we'll have been married for 2 years on Dec 21. We have a ten month old daughter.

I guess we're just making up for lost time (pregnancy, after-pregnancy, breast-feeding, etc). When we first met, we averaged four or five times a day. That lasted for eight months, and then I got pregnant and it tapered off.

Speaking of which, I need to go see if he's awake yet, lol!

I get it in the morning when I wake, at work & school, when I go home, and right before I sleep. MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

My girl loves me & my sex.

I dont understand lots of things bout this thread,

Firstly Trippy your a dick had that SO SO SO OBVIOUSLY gets fuck all pussy otherwise u wouldnt b on about how much u score and shit.

Sex must be so new to your teenage arse that its still a novelty.

And shit having sex three times a day man shit. When i was a younger maybe but not anymore. Th way i see it when u have actually don something enough times even sex i think it gets a little boring three times a day and i only like it when i gt major horny.

I mean i could root 5 times a day but it would be a lot of work and for what. Each orgasm after the first isnt as good so whats the point.

Ahh well people are different i guess and i beleive it shows someons intelligence as to how easily they are ammuzed.

No offense to u people that root like rabbtis but how can u fuck 5 times a day and still care for a ten month old.

My lil girl is two and there is jack shit time for sex in my house until shes in bed

the simple fact trippy that you can post so often means you get less sex than me, cause if you did have as much sex, you wouldn't have the time to post so many stupid posts

Actually, I'd say the simple fact is that anybody who cares enough to reply to this speculating on how much I get has done exactly what I wanted them to do.

Keep it up, mollusks.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Actually, I'd say the simple fact is that anybody who cares enough to reply to this speculating on how much I get has done exactly what I wanted them to do.

Keep it up, mollusks.

owned...



im getting a bj right now.. hehe totse and a bj day !

Believe me, posting on totse while you get your dick sucked actually puts you below those who post on totse and have never had their dick sucked and probably never will.

quote:Originally posted by Trippy_McGee:

Believe me, posting on totse while you get your dick sucked actually puts you below those who post on totse and have never had their dick sucked and probably never will.

Where does sucking dick while posting on totse come then? Let me guess, below...*sigh* But hey at least you have an excuse for abysmal spelling & grammar.

quote:Originally posted by LuvBuds:

I dont understand lots of things bout this thread,

Firstly Trippy your a dick had that SO SO SO OBVIOUSLY gets fuck all pussy otherwise u wouldnt b on about how much u score and shit.

Sex must be so new to your teenage arse that its still a novelty.

And shit having sex three times a day man shit. When i was a younger maybe but not anymore. Th way i see it when u have actually don something enough times even sex i think it gets a little boring three times a day and i only like it when i gt major horny.

I mean i could root 5 times a day but it would be a lot of work and for what. Each orgasm after the first isnt as good so whats the point.

Ahh well people are different i guess and i beleive it shows someons intelligence as to how easily they are ammuzed.

No offense to u people that root like rabbtis but how can u fuck 5 times a day and still care for a ten month old.

My lil girl is two and there is jack shit time for sex in my house until shes in bed

I said on average. And it's pretty simple: she takes two naps a day, in her own room, no less. Plus, there's the fact that, even though my husband can last as long as I want him to (it took him two hours the first time we had sex), I've had to train him that 20 minutes is enough for me. Sad, maybe. But to each his own. My hormones are still wacky, so I dry up pretty easily, and anything longer than that and it starts to hurt.

quote:Originally posted by bexisevil:

Where does sucking dick while posting on totse come then?

Submollusk, with amazing multitasking skills.

I have sex all the time. It just costs me money.

more posts in time you not havin sex trippy! *evil grin*

quote:Originally posted by LuvBuds:

I dont understand lots of things bout this thread,

Firstly Trippy your a dick had that SO SO SO OBVIOUSLY gets fuck all pussy otherwise u wouldnt b on about how much u score and shit.

Sex must be so new to your teenage arse that its still a novelty.

And shit having sex three times a day man shit. When i was a younger maybe but not anymore. Th way i see it when u have actually don something enough times even sex i think it gets a little boring three times a day and i only like it when i gt major horny.

I mean i could root 5 times a day but it would be a lot of work and for what. Each orgasm after the first isnt as good so whats the point.

Ahh well people are different i guess and i beleive it shows someons intelligence as to how easily they are ammuzed.

No offense to u people that root like rabbtis but how can u fuck 5 times a day and still care for a ten month old.

My lil girl is two and there is jack shit time for sex in my house until shes in bed



lol little girl

Two-year-olds take fewer naps than ten-month-olds. My friends, when their daughter was that age, would have quickies sometimes when she was watching TV or something (which led to this great story of her walking in on them with her toy elephant and sticking it in Mommy's face, but I suppose that's neither here nor there).

quote:Originally posted by Christy's Girl:

*scratches head* I'm confused.

I get laid quite a bit, but I'm having married sex, so that probably doesn't count, huh?

*quite a bit=2-3 times a day*

*beat that hot shit*

if you're having sex that much AFTER you're married i'd say that's quite an accomplishment. you gotta have some good pussy to do that (don't know how to not make that sound perverted, sorry lol).