who here jelqs and does it actually work? my friend says he has been doing it for a few months and has gained 2 inches. i think he's full of shit. i also heard that it causes penile dysfunction.

okay im gonna sound like a dumbass but i dont care, its the only way to learn right? what the hell is jelqing?

its a way of milking your penis

how richly bizzare.... eh, oh well i'm happy with mine so im not even going to bother learning anymore, thanks for the info though

From what I've heard "jelqing" (or however the fuck you spell it), it sounds a lot like bullshit. I've also read a fairly convincing argument that it is actually a hoax.

On the other hand, I've heard people with nothing to gain from lying swear that it works.

Hmm. I'd give it a miss if I were you.

Also:

quote:how richly bizzare

Fucking hilarious.

Y'learn something new every day. I wish I hadn't



Anyway, since I hate profiteering liars, scammers and spammers, I felt compelled to investigate a little. That and I can't sleep.

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Google's cache has an old article about it.

They don't seem convinced about any success.

http://www.google.ie/search?q=cache btnNz95xwAJ:aolsvc.health.webmd.aol.co m/content/Article/57/66024.htm%3Fprinting%3Dtrue+jelqing+webmd&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

Snopes says the following: "Surgery is the only technique that can make a flaccid penis longer or thicker." http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/size.htm

A bigger (immature snigger ) discussion can be found here. They have many good points about why pills and creams are useless. It seems like an informed article. http://www.themarriagebed.com/penisenlargement.shtml

This guy is apparently a blogger who has tried a combination of pills and jelqing which has worked. Read carefully. It seems to be a thinly-veiled advert for ProSolution pills and their affiliated exercises site. I wouldn't trust this dodgy piece of crap. I hate assholes who try to manipulate/spam/fool people on the Internet. http://thepill.blogs.com/

Hope this helps. Your friend probably wants you to think that he's 2 inches above the average <sigh> Many world problems can be blamed on insecurity. Who would really try to do anything that may mess their penis up? I guess Darwin had the answers.

Actually, SNopes says that surgery is the only PERMANENT way to increase the size of your penis.

The exercises, just like working out and lifting weights, need to be maintained to keep the size up. If you go too long without doing the exercises, your penis will gradually return to normal size.

There was a message board link posted here a while ago, dedicated to penis enlargement thru excercises. There were many members but I havent been able to find the link. There was one guy there who made his own exercises and many people used his methods and mentioned their gains. Now someone must know that link.

bump for Essjay.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

bump for Essjay.

You're such a kind mod.

www.cheekycherry.co.uk, (http://www.cheekycherry.co.uk,) check out their forums.

What is the opposite of jelqing? My penis is too big...how can I make it smaller?

All hail southernsun for the link. There is a god. And thats www.cheekycherry.com. (http://www.cheekycherry.com.)

lol at that website. I'm not into enlarging and shit cause im bestowed with a nice slightly above average penis but for those who are CheekCherry sounds like a Fun place lol.

I saw a show on HBO where they tested jelqing and several types of pills, and they said neither one of them worked.

quote:Originally posted by infinityshock:

What is the opposite of jelqing? My penis is too big...how can I make it smaller?

Not sure what the correct term is, but all I know is it has something to do with a large semi-sharp knife.

quote:Originally posted by 19860420:

Not sure what the correct term is, but all I know is it has something to do with a large semi-sharp knife.

Hmmm...Ill have to ask Lorena Bobitt if she can give me some pointers.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

bump for Essjay.

I keep seeing people say jusy "bump" in there posts...what does it mean

When just starting jelqing (I'm on day 4 now), how long should ou jelq for? I was told about 5 minutes (non-stop, 1 jelq every second) works. I've been going about 1/2 hour.

[This message has been edited by EssJay (edited 04-23-2004).]