What names do you call jacking off.

I will start 1jacking off 2 the five knuckle shuffle£

so you got any others

"Posting in the wrong forum"

choking the chicken

You shut up, you ignorant little fuck

Was posted about three weeks ago.

Fuck off now.

Oh, so you're the moderator now are you?

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How about "choking President Lincoln"?

(Okay, I made that one up just now, but, whatever.)

waxing my carrot

How about 'Choking madamwench'.

quote:Originally posted by madamwench:

What names do you call jacking off.

I will start 1jacking off 2 the five knuckle shuffle£

so you got any others

If only John Cena didnt come about....

Das gorilla ist der faggot

schooled in the art of faggot

raised to faggot

faggot



Shaking hands with the president

quote:Originally posted by Das Gorilla:

"Posting in the wrong forum"

Yeah. My mum caught me posting in the wrong forum the other day. She wasn't best pleased.

quote:Originally posted by zumtream:

Yeah. My mum caught me posting in the wrong forum the other day. She wasn't best pleased.

Hahahahahaha

polishing the marble banana

Using your hands to pleasure yourself

hands?^^??

*sticking it to the man*

*jerkin off*

*strokin*

"milking the cow" right?!?! its like ur squirting out milk after! hahaha.

quote:Originally posted by madamwench:

What names do you call jacking off.

I will start 1jacking off 2 the five knuckle shuffle£

so you got any others

1.spank the monkey

2.jerkin the gurkin (gurkin is a pickle)

3.polishing the iron horse

4.dance with mary palm & her 5 sisters

5.pudpull

6.pudpolka

Masterbating

Wanking

"Cleaning my prostate glands"

quote:Originally posted by Dazzle:

Masterbating

Wanking

"Cleaning my prostate glands"

dazzle- if you got more than one gland,

you should do porno- probably give old

faithful peter north a run for his money..shot.

Caressing Totse.

Doing the one handed type dance.

Licking the Guinea Pig.

Frollicking with the pygmies.

Bashing the bishop

Spank the monkey

Cleaning the pipes that channel the dirt

Polishing the porridge gun

Vinegar stokes

Rustling up some vicar's cheese.

glueing the carpet

Shampooing the parrot

I posted this fun game that i made up some time ago once before on totse but ill share it with you...

THE TERROR WANK

THE TERROR WANK basically is just you start masturbating and then you call a member of your family up to see you, say something like "I need to talk to you, its URGENT!" then see if you can finish, clean up and all that before they get to you, (hence the terror wank) I think my idea is funny, if you want some more funny dares and games please email me!

(ladies_man_222@hotmail.com)

Enjoy!

Shev

i read that masturbating is almost medically good for you.

"the secret handshake"

woah, deja vu

ABE IS ALIVE?!

quote:Originally posted by Infectedgoose:

ABE IS ALIVE?!

no- just his dick!

Punching the clown

"Flogging the bishop"

Drainin the Dragon

wrestling the bald headed champ

quote:Originally posted by 24 Hours To Live:

i read that masturbating is almost medically good for you.



Accordinly to a study some scientific wankers did, masturbation cleans out the prostrate gland somehow. Less prostrate cancer that way.

Look guys im soory it has been posted before i didnt know so fuck off u fuckin bunch retards fotr the rest of u gdgd

calm down duck nuts.........

pumpin teh pipe

Spanking the dutchman.

shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman...

Rrespecting me monster

struggling with the cyclops

peeling my bananna

stretching me rubber

rubbing the lamp

going to the petting zoo

quote:Originally posted by 24 Hours To Live:

i read that masturbating is almost medically good for you.



It may help prevent prostate cancer...

quote:Originally posted by 24 Hours To Live:

i read that masturbating is almost medically good for you.



any sexual activity is good for you