What's the most ballsy, brazen thing you've ever done to ask out a girl/guy? For me, that was today...I had a VERY hot (Italian! I think so, anyway..) waitress at Chile's today; I mean, this chick fucking fit the bill in every way. Long story involving subtle hints short...when she gave me my check, she said "Have a good night!", and I handed her a clean napkin which I had written my number on (I planned to give it to her, but wasn't sure how..until now), and I said "Why don't we both have a good night, sometime?" She was a little taken aback (of course), but her shocked look subsided into a little smile..a devilish smile. Then she kind of slinked off, slowly, and uncharacteristically (that is, from how she had walked before...yes, I was fucking looking).

I wonder if I'll get a call. Hmm.

Anyway; how about you guys? Any ballsy moves? Was it successful or not?

-Infrared

hm.. most ballsy.. lol Uhh.. this one time.. I was with this chick which I'm now going out with, and I asked her out, and now we're going out. So crazy. lol acctually I don't have shit to say here. I'm 16, so nothing for you yet. But that was smooth man. Good job and good luck with her.

Infrared, that was so key man.

Must've got balls like grapefruits.

Let's see, I guess my most brazen tryst was a guy named Paul. I had seen him and talked to him a few times while I was working at Safeway, and I had gone out with him once before. Anyway, I wanted to score on him, so I asked him to be my birthday present. I wanted to be laid, pierced, and drunk for my 18th. So I asked him and left him a pinepple wrapped with a bow on his doorstep.

He said yes, and I'm sorry he did. There IS such thing as TOO BIG, girls. Oh yeah, and when they tell you no sex immediately after a genital piercing, believe them-

UrbTurb: While my balls are of ample size, the thing that enables me to do shit like that sometimes is the fact that I don't give a shit if I get shot down (And it's happened several times). I don't take it personally. And hell, I got nothing to lose. Why not take a risk? Hell, that shit today may have gotten me laid. We'll see.

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I was sleeping in the same bed as a friend of mine (girl) Tuesday night, mainly because the floor was uncomfortable.. I slowly slid my hand over her ass and we ended up fooling around for most of the night. That was pretty brazen considering before then I was a total virgin, never even been kissed.

When I was in 7th grade,i found out this girl liked me but her stupid friend wouldnt ask her out for me, so in front of everyone, I went up to her locker and plain out asked "Will you go out with me?". She said yeah , but I had never been so embarrassed.

Hey, it was a big deal in 7th grade.

Don't know if this counts as brazen? But last week I was In my local bar when this chick came up to me while I was half drunk. She had a pint of beer in hand for me and said "hi cutie" still gobsmacked I took the drink and said "hi what's your name?" She introduced herself and sat on my lap and we talked and as we were talking she was grinding her ass into my cock and was getting aroused. She noticed and started to smile so I said "want to go out side and fuck?" She took my by the hand and round the back of the pub and I fucked her up against a wall. Once again don't know if that counts as brazen but it was a fucking good night. Plus on top of it all she was quite hot with big tits.

proof

Well, this one time...

Uh, fuck, I got nothing.

I've never asked a guy out, I guess its because I never had to. Maybe I am a little too traditional? I don't think I have even thought about it. Wow, I know my next task.

I hope you got an STD poof

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My most brazen moment? It would take too long to tell. Suffice it to say that it invovled a crowd, coffee, croch touching, hands under a shirt, and a two hard nipples.



Side note: a girl on TOTSE who's name is ButterNips. Too cool!

hmm, well it was a long time ago with my now girlfriend. we were sorta friends for a while in high school and she was dating some guy in college. well, when we were talking i started tickling her and she started running away, but fell down. she looked back up at me and just kinda stared for a while, so i placed my hand behind her head and french kissed her. no slap, no retaliation. next day she left the other guy and we've been happy together ever since. eh, i don't know if it's ballsy but it's the most outgoing i've ever been.

personally i think the most ballsy moves gets chicks intrested sometimes, other times it may get you shot, one time i was pulling through mcdonalds, and a hott chick handed me my food and i said "excuse me maam, is there anyway i can change my order a little?" she says sure, so i pulled out a rolling paper, and a pen and said "can i get ur number with that?" she did and i got laid the next night.

I'm known, amongst those who know me, for pulling some pretty forthright moves.

I have a couple staple pick up lines, though.

No. 1: Look like you may have been crying or sad, and when they ask if you've been crying I say

"No. I haven't been crying. But, I'll start to cry if it will get you to stay."

I came up with that one at this crummy "cocktail" party a rich "friend" threw. I'd escaped to a bedroom to catch my breath when a hot guy walked in.

No. 2: This one is never fail and fool proof. Even if you're butt ugly, you'll get a good response, as long as you deliver is properly.:

"You're pretty, can I kiss you?" Of course, if you're picking up a guy you substitute "pretty" with 'cute'.

It always works. I've used this on perfect strangers, friends girlfriends, a nurse once.

Try it. You'll be surprised.

No. 3: If you have room to be funny, like you're a class clown type and you can pull off the joke that's not really a joke and still look suave try:

"So, like, when're we going to have sex?"

I used this for the first time when I was trying to get this guy in my philosophy class to ask me out. We'd been talking and kind of joking around and I just decided, I'd really like to have sex with him, so I asked him and he answered

"May be I'll buy you coffee first and we can work up to the sex."

That's the general answer.

Also, on one particular occassion there was this bloke who was drop dead gorgeous, but annoying as hell. He never shut up. But, I figured (just because he was always so fidgety) he was probably great in bed, and when you're fucking you don't talk too much so how annoying could he be as a fuck buddy. So, one night he came over to a friends apartment, while I was there and I just said

"Sit down." He said down. I sat down next to him and I kissed him. After making out for a little bit he started to talk and I told him "No talking. Let's go back to your place."

I don't know how much I reccomend that one, though, because that guy ended up date raping me, so...

But, anyways. There are some good ballsy approached, I've used.

Cheers,

Lost

Last Saturday I got high and grabed this chicks boob and made out with her in my friends car. Didn't even take to her first, just listened to my friends cheering me on. She was kinda cool too.. haven't seen her since :/ Least she didn't slap me...

Ballsiest thing I've done was teabag a fat chick and then request a handjob from her.

Okay, now to be serious:

Was riding around with this chick I didn't really know. Was talking about lapdances and how they cure depression much better than any drug could. She seemed intrigued, so after a couple minutes I asked her if she'd like to try giving one. Ended that car ride with a lapdance and maximized groping. Good times I had.

I walked into a bar one night and went straight over to this hot girl I'd never seen before. I said, "Hi. You wanna fuck?"

She said yes. We took a quick cab ride back to her place. Total time from the first time I saw her until my dick was sliding in and out of her pussy: Less than 10 minutes.

Once upon a time, a 16 year old Irrylath was with his friends at the local taco joint. They went home, and he stayed to hang out with some people he had just met. Realizing what time it was, he asked one of them for a ride, a 19 year old girl. She obliged, but for the cost of gas money, which was next to nothing. Another boy his age needed a ride, apparently the other guy had known the girl for a while. They walked to her car and got in.

Irrylath had shotgun, while the other guy had to get in the trunk because of all of the crap in the back seat. Halfway to young Irry's house, he asked the girl if she was into casual sex. Her reply being yes, they pulled over and 69'd, the dude in the back seat crying out to god for it all to end the whole time. After finishing, Irrylath got his ride home, along with a hug and a cigarette.

Irrylath, luckily, hasn't had any symptoms of STD's, and from that day on hasn't been interested in casual sex with people whom he knows next to nothing about. Irry never saw either of them again.

quote:Originally posted by Quantum:

I hope you got an STD poof

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Who the fuck do you think you are?



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Thetawaves is a fucko.

How old are you in comparison to her?

If you're a teen and she's older, AND she calls, then you've definetely gained pimp status in my book.

my friend pulled off a nice one, he was trying to ask this girl out, he was the theature type, but still a very cool person, well anyway he had it all figured out, he had her follow him into the theature in the dark, suddenly a spotlight turns on on them, romantic music turns on, he holds out a rose, kneels in front of her, holding her hand and looking into her eyes and asked if she's wanted to go out with him



she said no

that was very suave, Infrared.

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quote:Originally posted by Technomancer:

my friend pulled off a nice one, he was trying to ask this girl out, he was the theature type, but still a very cool person, well anyway he had it all figured out, he had her follow him into the theature in the dark, suddenly a spotlight turns on on them, romantic music turns on, he holds out a rose, kneels in front of her, holding her hand and looking into her eyes and asked if she's wanted to go out with him



she said no



Ouch, man, ouch!

At a friend's concert I saw this girl that one of my friends had gone out with, but they had broken up. He's cool and I knew he wouldn't care, and since I thought she was hot, I just walked up to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. She said no so I grabbed her ass and pulled her towards me, we ended up making out in the center of the mosh pit two more times that night. We're sort of together now too, which is cool.

Infrared, I have to give you props on that one. Nice going.

Damn I wish I could be that slick. Props to Infra, especially if she calls.

My ballsiest move...well it probably isn't much of an interesting read so I'll keep it short. A few years ago I was at a concert and was hanging out with a group of girls I'd just met. I was fairly attracted to one of the chicks, so I focused what little I have of my "player energy" to her. They were bored and playing some game amongst themselves where they were passing glowsticks (or some shit like that...I can't remember) to each other using their mouth only. Like, one person would hold one end in their mouth and the other person would take the other end with their mouth.

Dumb game I know, but I saw an opprotunity, so I was like "It's my turn now," put the glow stick in my mouth and turned to the girl. When she started leaning in to get the glowstick I let it fall from my mouth and just moved in and started making out with her. It was good because I was like 14 and thought making out was a big deal. In any case, I made out with her the rest of the concert, like an annoying teenager does.

Yeah, I don't have balls of steal like Infra,

~Mike